My Little Poney Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam was waiting for the arrival of Gordon, and Case Cracker.

Gordon: *Stops car at Sam's house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car he's in, and goes up to Sam's house to knock*
Sam: *Opens door* Ah good. wewe got the car. You, and your friend get $10,000.
Case Cracker: *Takes money, then gives Gordon his share*
Gordon: Thank wewe Sam.
Sam: No, thank you. wewe got me the greatest car anypony can offer. Come kwa tomorrow, I'll have another job for the both of you.
Case Cracker: Alright we'll see what we could do.
Gordon: Right now, we better go see Jim.
Case Cracker: Later Sam. *Gets in his car to go see Jim*
Gordon: *Gets in his car*

They start their engines simultaneously, and drive away.

Later, they arrived at the pizzeria

Case Cracker: Man, what's taking Jim so long?
Gordon: I don't know. What's taking sprocket so long?
Case Cracker: Hey, you're right. I didn't see her anywhere when I woke up. Maybe she's already doin' something for Jim.
Gordon: What job do wewe think Jim will give us?
Case Cracker: Maybe we need to steal something au deal with somepony giving us trouble.
Gordon: That's pretty much what we do everyday.
Case Cracker: Well we did just stand off against the Fillydelphia. I don't think they'll give us any major trouble soon.
Fillydelphian Ponies: *Barge into the pizzeria with guns* Stop right there! We're going to give wewe major trouble.
Gordon: Jesus christ.
Fillydelphian Ponies: *Dragging Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu to their car*
Gordon: I have an idea.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 63: Shut up, and get in the car.
Gordon: *Gets in car with Case Cracker*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35: *Drives car*

Gordon is in the back surrounded kwa two Fillydelphian Ponies. Case cracker, mkate mkavu is in the front inayofuata to the driver.

Case Cracker: *Looks around to see how many Fillydelphians there are*
Gordon: *Reaches down towards ground*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 28: What are wewe doing?
Gordon: My hooves itch. *Pushes gppony, pony out of car*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35: *Reaching for gun*
Case Cracker: *Punches Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35: *Drives towards factory, crashes in a pile of gravel, and flies out of car*
Gordon: *Slowly gets out of car* Are wewe alright?
Case Cracker: *Finds his way out of the car* Yeah. *Looks around* They all dead?
Gordon: Looks like it so far. Check the driver. I'm going for that gppony, pony that I pushed out of the car. *Walks to pushed pony*
Case Cracker: *Goes to driver* He seems to be unconscious. Must've hit his head on the steering wheel when we crashed.
Gordon: Put him in the car. We'll push it into the water. *Grabs pushed pony, and brings him to car* Is that everypony? *Puts pushed gppony, pony in car*
Case Cracker: *Pushes driver fully into car* That's all of them.
Gordon: *Puts emergency brakes off* Okay, push it backwards. *Pushing car away from gravel*
Case Cracker: Got it. *Pushes car*
Gordon: Alright, stop. *Turns wheels to the right* Now, we push it into the water.
Case Cracker: *Pushing car towards water*

The car goes through a guard rail, and rolls down a very steep kilima into the water.

Gordon: Well, that takes care of that.
Case Cracker: Now that that's taken care of, wewe know where they've taken us?
Gordon: Well, to be honest, I don't know. However, I think Sam's house isn't far away. We'll walk for a little bit, and see if we can get a ride.
Case Cracker: We also gotta find out about Jim, and Sprocket.
bila mpangilio Pony: *driving by*
Gordon: *Gets in road*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Stops*
Gordon: Get out. We're stealing this ride.
bila mpangilio Pony: *Runs out of car*
Gordon: *Gets in driver's seat*
Case Cracker: *Gets in* Could have been a baridi car.
Gordon: *Drives* Who gives a fuck? At least we have something to get us to Sam's.
Case Cracker: Fine. I really wanna find Jim, and Sprocket. Those two better not be dead.

2 B Continued

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Trixie's funhouse remake, Part 6

posted by Canada24

I know what wewe may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large kisu was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when wewe think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this makala clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad sinema for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and wewe don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Sweet apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten zaidi Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need zaidi vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house inayofuata to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did wewe kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd wewe do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money zaidi then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting wewe be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did wewe do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. wewe changed my voice...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were wewe watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did wewe see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm upinde wa mvua Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...

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juu 5 most relatable characters

posted by Canada24

#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...

Saten twist adventures: BEST OF DERPY:

posted by Canada24

Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: hujambo Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kuvuka, msalaba eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do wewe ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. kwa the way would wewe watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...

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gppony, pony Pics

added by Jade_23

On The Block Episode 23 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't wewe ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart

On The Block Episode 23 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed kwa any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: hujambo yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell kwa your username.
1Indian1: No wewe couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what wewe do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine siku for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing inayofuata to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are wewe going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: wewe stood there like a statue for 30 dakika already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before wewe hit the ball off the tee. If wewe mess up your first shot, wewe mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...

My Personal Thoughts on Twilight

posted by bluethunder25

As most of wewe already know, I've aliyopewa zaidi than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight alisema to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand kwa my opinion that she was out of line when she alisema that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 93 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since wewe left. He still rants about his nyumbani country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station kwa now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor Lost his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

inayofuata morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants wewe to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. wewe could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case cracker, mkate mkavu behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the bay Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the bay Bridge.
Sprocket: Do wewe really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But wewe gotta admit, Jack London Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want wewe dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do wewe think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the mitaani, mtaa name.
Case Cracker: wewe think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this gppony, pony will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's new car

inayofuata morning

Gordon: *Calling Case cracker, mkate mkavu at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your punda over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he alisema he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two dakika after...