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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam was waiting for the arrival of Gordon, and Case Cracker.

Gordon: *Stops car at Sam's house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car he's in, and goes up to Sam's house to knock*
Sam: *Opens door* Ah good. wewe got the car. You, and your friend get $10,000.
Case Cracker: *Takes money, then gives Gordon his share*
Gordon: Thank wewe Sam.
Sam: No, thank you. wewe got me the greatest car anypony can offer. Come kwa tomorrow, I'll have another job for the both of you.
Case Cracker: Alright we'll see what we could do.
Gordon: Right now, we better go see Jim.
Case Cracker: Later Sam. *Gets in his car to go see Jim*
Gordon: *Gets in his car*

They start their engines simultaneously, and drive away.

Later, they arrived at the pizzeria

Case Cracker: Man, what's taking Jim so long?
Gordon: I don't know. What's taking sprocket so long?
Case Cracker: Hey, you're right. I didn't see her anywhere when I woke up. Maybe she's already doin' something for Jim.
Gordon: What job do wewe think Jim will give us?
Case Cracker: Maybe we need to steal something au deal with somepony giving us trouble.
Gordon: That's pretty much what we do everyday.
Case Cracker: Well we did just stand off against the Fillydelphia. I don't think they'll give us any major trouble soon.
Fillydelphian Ponies: *Barge into the pizzeria with guns* Stop right there! We're going to give wewe major trouble.
Gordon: Jesus christ.
Fillydelphian Ponies: *Dragging Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu to their car*
Gordon: I have an idea.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 63: Shut up, and get in the car.
Gordon: *Gets in car with Case Cracker*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35: *Drives car*

Gordon is in the back surrounded kwa two Fillydelphian Ponies. Case cracker, mkate mkavu is in the front inayofuata to the driver.

Case Cracker: *Looks around to see how many Fillydelphians there are*
Gordon: *Reaches down towards ground*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 28: What are wewe doing?
Gordon: My hooves itch. *Pushes gppony, pony out of car*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35: *Reaching for gun*
Case Cracker: *Punches Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 35: *Drives towards factory, crashes in a pile of gravel, and flies out of car*
Gordon: *Slowly gets out of car* Are wewe alright?
Case Cracker: *Finds his way out of the car* Yeah. *Looks around* They all dead?
Gordon: Looks like it so far. Check the driver. I'm going for that gppony, pony that I pushed out of the car. *Walks to pushed pony*
Case Cracker: *Goes to driver* He seems to be unconscious. Must've hit his head on the steering wheel when we crashed.
Gordon: Put him in the car. We'll push it into the water. *Grabs pushed pony, and brings him to car* Is that everypony? *Puts pushed gppony, pony in car*
Case Cracker: *Pushes driver fully into car* That's all of them.
Gordon: *Puts emergency brakes off* Okay, push it backwards. *Pushing car away from gravel*
Case Cracker: Got it. *Pushes car*
Gordon: Alright, stop. *Turns wheels to the right* Now, we push it into the water.
Case Cracker: *Pushing car towards water*

The car goes through a guard rail, and rolls down a very steep kilima into the water.

Gordon: Well, that takes care of that.
Case Cracker: Now that that's taken care of, wewe know where they've taken us?
Gordon: Well, to be honest, I don't know. However, I think Sam's house isn't far away. We'll walk for a little bit, and see if we can get a ride.
Case Cracker: We also gotta find out about Jim, and Sprocket.
bila mpangilio Pony: *driving by*
Gordon: *Gets in road*
bila mpangilio Pony: *Stops*
Gordon: Get out. We're stealing this ride.
bila mpangilio Pony: *Runs out of car*
Gordon: *Gets in driver's seat*
Case Cracker: *Gets in* Could have been a baridi car.
Gordon: *Drives* Who gives a fuck? At least we have something to get us to Sam's.
Case Cracker: Fine. I really wanna find Jim, and Sprocket. Those two better not be dead.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 papillon, kipepeo after the five years of solitary confinement
Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
papillon, kipepeo was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon, kipepeo watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon, kipepeo was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on juu of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...
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This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..


Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe wewe can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what wewe ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of wewe in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest nyota Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. au to be zaidi specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: wewe wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A maua, ua that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a bitch, kahaba would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. kwa the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the siku was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty dakika until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward wewe with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If wewe shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, au things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
maple looked out at the meza, jedwali and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. maple looked where Gummy was, right kwa her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" maple asked. She looked around and then the jikoni caught on fire. maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. au at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I alisema last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick punda with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied moyo on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking confectionery goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. kwa the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need wewe to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train inayofuata to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nancy
Nancy
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the sekunde time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't wewe remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a mwaka au two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought wewe were the...
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