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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Saten: (still with Derpy and Trixie as they enter THE HAUNTED MAZE) Ahh.. Finally we get to go into the maze... No need to be scared Trixie.

Trixie: (is clearly unafraid) I'm not.

Saten: (ironically the one who's scared) Well.. remember it's all fake.

Derpy: Are wewe okay cousin?

Saten: O -Of coarse I am.. I'm not scared.

Derpy: I didn't say that wewe WERE.

Saten: Well good.. Because... I'm not.

Derpy and Trixie: (unconvinced) uh huh?

Sword: (sneaks up to Saten, successfully scaring him).

Saten: (panics and punches Sword in the nose).

Sword: (holding nose) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?

Derpy: Yeah, what gives Saten!?

Saten: I -It was a reflex.

Trixie: Reflex!?.. Well, sure, if in a mob town.

Saten: Look I'm sor-

Sword: (enraged) wewe DO THIS EVERY YEAR!

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Applejack: Everybody's linin' up for the mahindi, nafaka maze, y'all! Let's go!

Spike: Oh, yeah! I can't believe we're finally doin' this!

[horse whinnies]

All: [scream, laugh]

upinde wa mvua Dash: It's a good thing Fluttershy isn't here because she would never be able to handle this
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did wewe get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The inayofuata episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this makala is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and wewe get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told wewe that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hujambo Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker, mkate mkavu with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two inayopendelewa duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most inayopendelewa one in my inayofuata article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and upinde wa mvua Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got upinde wa mvua Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, upinde wa mvua Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
(Not much, but just a small something to keep wewe guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were wewe successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten alisema from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and inapakia it with a real arrow and alisema "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten alisema and pointed the crossbow...
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The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, wewe don't have to ukanda it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music gppony, pony 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music gppony, pony 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music gppony, pony 1: dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa dun-
Music gppony, pony 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music gppony, pony 2: Take your time man.
Music gppony, pony 3: Yeah, relax.
Music gppony, pony 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then wewe start.
Music gppony, pony 1: Gee.
Music gppony, pony 2: So? What's the difference?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
You're now chatting with a bila mpangilio stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, wewe can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a dragoni wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are wewe drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are wewe gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND kwa SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking mbele when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her ngome when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie alisema excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE nyasi, nyasi kavu IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. wewe can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments