My Little Poney Article: Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 6

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posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Saten: (still with Derpy and Trixie as they enter THE HAUNTED MAZE) Ahh.. Finally we get to go into the maze... No need to be scared Trixie.

Trixie: (is clearly unafraid) I'm not.

Saten: (ironically the one who's scared) Well.. remember it's all fake.

Derpy: Are wewe okay cousin?

Saten: O -Of coarse I am.. I'm not scared.

Derpy: I didn't say that wewe WERE.

Saten: Well good.. Because... I'm not.

Derpy and Trixie: (unconvinced) uh huh?

Sword: (sneaks up to Saten, successfully scaring him).

Saten: (panics and punches Sword in the nose).

Sword: (holding nose) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?

Derpy: Yeah, what gives Saten!?

Saten: I -It was a reflex.

Trixie: Reflex!?.. Well, sure, if in a mob town.

Saten: Look I'm sor-

Sword: (enraged) wewe DO THIS EVERY YEAR!

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Applejack: Everybody's linin' up for the mahindi, nafaka maze, y'all! Let's go!

Spike: Oh, yeah! I can't believe we're finally doin' this!

[horse whinnies]

All: [scream, laugh]

upinde wa mvua Dash: It's a good thing Fluttershy isn't here because she would never be able to handle this

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Runaway Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce Hawkins

In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police gppony, pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here kwa train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police gppony, pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police gppony, pony 36: I'll notify him, and wewe must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police gppony, pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth gppony, pony with machungwa, chungwa hooves. He was pulling over a gppony, pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...

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Aqua Marine's journey 7

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a kisu like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock ukuta behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your siku to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth gppony, pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8

posted by Canada24

This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will wewe ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded kwa huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how wewe keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 40 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed kwa the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor

Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 7)

posted by KendiKens

Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do wewe want from me?
Trixie:I want wewe to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But wewe can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now wewe are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is zaidi weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't wewe dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are wewe going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with wewe again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need wewe anymore.You know what?I didn't needed wewe at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am kwa your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*

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My OC being with Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade-What's With The Hate?

posted by Dragon-88

The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?

Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e kusoma this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. wewe don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case au my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and nightshade in his shabiki fiction! It's insanely rude, and if wewe don't like it, don't maoni on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...