At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house upinde wa mvua Dash was at, upinde wa mvua Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't wewe say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN wewe PIECE OF SHIT!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy gppony, pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: What the fuck are wewe laughing about?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy gppony, pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

kwa the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's upinde wa mvua Dash.
Flam: wewe go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with upinde wa mvua Dash now.

Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury upinde wa mvua Dash, when the reverend arrived.

Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until wewe finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Have a race? I bet if wewe come to the future with me, wewe can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy gppony, pony 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy gppony, pony 2: We can't kill wewe until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind upinde wa mvua Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at upinde wa mvua Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*

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Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and upinde wa mvua Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Takes a holster from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*

The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*

As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*

Stop the song

Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at upinde wa mvua Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash as she walks towards him*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* wewe dig. *Walks away*

2 B Continued