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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house upinde wa mvua Dash was at, upinde wa mvua Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't wewe say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN wewe PIECE OF SHIT!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy gppony, pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: What the fuck are wewe laughing about?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy gppony, pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

kwa the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's upinde wa mvua Dash.
Flam: wewe go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with upinde wa mvua Dash now.

Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury upinde wa mvua Dash, when the reverend arrived.

Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until wewe finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Have a race? I bet if wewe come to the future with me, wewe can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy gppony, pony 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy gppony, pony 2: We can't kill wewe until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind upinde wa mvua Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at upinde wa mvua Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*

Song: link

Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and upinde wa mvua Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Takes a holster from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*

The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*

As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*

Stop the song

Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at upinde wa mvua Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash as she walks towards him*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* wewe dig. *Walks away*

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posted by mariofan14
I have aliyopewa out some wise sayings to wewe people in the past. Hopefully they helped wewe all become zaidi of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give wewe all some wise sayings to help wewe out some more, as well as myself. Just to let wewe know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people wewe hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture wewe at any aliyopewa moment.

Treasure what wewe may be aliyopewa from people, be it object au affection. Neither lasts as long as wewe would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When wewe alisema abandoned warehouse, what did wewe mean kwa that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since wewe two are going to see it, wewe can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. wewe put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace kwa The Black Angels was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
papillon, kipepeo went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds inayofuata to each other.

Andrew: Did wewe ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he alisema he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear wewe two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I jiunge you?
Papillon: The zaidi the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let wewe know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are wewe sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are wewe talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, au in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything wewe do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, upinde wa mvua and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed kwa now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give wewe a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. wewe don't silly, wewe don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as wewe don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A mwezi has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the gppony, pony who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the abandoned school building which was turning into a station, things were not going very well. Instead of putting down track for the yard, everypony was being lazy, and listening to the radio.

Radio Pony: *On advertisement mode* If wewe want the greatest household appliances ever made for your home, then trust General Electric.
Jeff: General Electric makes household appliances?
Stylo: I wonder if they put any of those in the locomotives they make.
Pete: Come on, stop playing the commercials, and continue with the news.
Jeff: Sir, I bet wewe they're doing great. kwa now, they probably have all...
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