At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house upinde wa mvua Dash was at, upinde wa mvua Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.
Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't wewe say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN wewe PIECE OF SHIT!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy gppony, pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: What the fuck are wewe laughing about?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy gppony, pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.
kwa the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.
Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's upinde wa mvua Dash.
Flam: wewe go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with upinde wa mvua Dash now.
Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury upinde wa mvua Dash, when the reverend arrived.
Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until wewe finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Have a race? I bet if wewe come to the future with me, wewe can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy gppony, pony 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy gppony, pony 2: We can't kill wewe until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind upinde wa mvua Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at upinde wa mvua Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*
Song: link
Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and upinde wa mvua Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Takes a holster from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*
The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*
As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*
Stop the song
Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at upinde wa mvua Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash as she walks towards him*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* wewe dig. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why can't wewe say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN wewe PIECE OF SHIT!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy gppony, pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: What the fuck are wewe laughing about?!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy gppony, pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.
kwa the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.
Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's upinde wa mvua Dash.
Flam: wewe go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with upinde wa mvua Dash now.
Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury upinde wa mvua Dash, when the reverend arrived.
Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until wewe finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
upinde wa mvua Dash: Have a race? I bet if wewe come to the future with me, wewe can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy gppony, pony 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy gppony, pony 2: We can't kill wewe until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since wewe interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind upinde wa mvua Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at upinde wa mvua Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*
Song: link
Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and upinde wa mvua Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
upinde wa mvua Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Takes a holster from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*
The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*
As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at upinde wa mvua Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*
Stop the song
Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at upinde wa mvua Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash as she walks towards him*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* wewe dig. *Walks away*
2 B Continued
The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, upinde wa mvua and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed kwa now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give wewe a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. wewe don't silly, wewe don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as wewe don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)
Well that's all I got..
2 B CONTAINUED
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, upinde wa mvua and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed kwa now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give wewe a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. wewe don't silly, wewe don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as wewe don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)
Well that's all I got..
2 B CONTAINUED