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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE wewe HIDING Queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW wewe ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL wewe FLUTTERSHY IS SHE muda wake umeisha HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT upendo "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND wewe CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
upinde wa mvua DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE wewe DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME wewe I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I'M SORRY I JUDGE wewe ABOUT THE TRICKS wewe PLAYED IN THE PAST THEN WHO CREATED THOSE DARK PONIES THEN ?

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME TO DIE PONIES FEEL MY WRATH "!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE-

"NO WHAT IS SHE DOING EVERPONY ?

"TAKING YOUR SOULESS CUTIE MARKS WITH ME AND SOON wewe WILL OBEY EVERY ONE OF MY COMMANDS YES"!

APPLEJACK- "NOW WAIT A DARN TOOTIN dakika WHO ARE wewe ? PLUS WHERE ARE WE STILL ?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE GIRLS LOOK IT'S A ILLUSION NOT REAL WE BEEN FOOLED ALL THIS TIME "!

RAINBOWDASH- "I'LL SONIC SLAM wewe nyota LIGHTGLIMMER "!

RARITY- WHO DO wewe THINK wewe ARE ?
SPIKE- OH WOW A EVIL CULT LEADER gppony, pony THIS SUCKS !

DISCORD- "DO wewe KNOW WHAT wewe DID STARLIGHT GLIMMER wewe STRIPPED MY gppony, pony Marafiki TO DIE I'M THE POWER OF CHAOS NOT THIS ? ONLY THEN I WILL HELP THE MANE 7 OHHH WAIT SPIKE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BE TRAGIC!

FLUTTERSHY- "I DON'T LIKE HER AND HER PUSHY RULES SOME THINGS GOT TO CHANGE?

PRINCESS STARLIGHTGLIMMER- wewe A CHAOS GOD THINK wewe CAN BEAT MY MAGIC HAAAAAA wewe CAN TRY BUT IN THE END I RULE OVER ALL OF EQUESTRIA IT BEGINS NOW gppony, pony FUSION ACTIVATE - HAAAAAAAAAA I CAN FEEL IT'S TREMENDOUS POWER GOING INSIDE OF ME "! NOW PONIES MEET THE REAL ME
PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXEGLIMMER I WILL ENJOY DESTROYING GOODBYE EVERYPONY !!!!

MANE 6- HOW DO WE EVEN TRY TO STOP STARLIGHT GLIMMER NOW ?

DISCORD- HELLO, MY gppony, pony Marafiki WHY DON'T I HYBRID BLEND WITH SPIKE I CHAOS PROMISE TO wewe RARITY YOUR BOYFRIEND DRAGON WILL COME TO NO HARM , ARE wewe READY SPIKE LET'S FUSE TOGETHER NOW , ALRIGHT DISCORD LET BEAT THE RUDE PONIES BUTT FOR GOOD!

PRINCESS GILDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER- wewe DWEEDS AND POWERFUL GLIMMER HERE MUST PUT wewe OUT OF YOUR MEMORY.
SPIKECORD- "AWESOME POWERS INDEED NOW LET'S MAKE PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER REGRET HURTING OUR Marafiki TALENTS, DISCORD WHAT A UGLY MIXED BAG AHHH THREE gppony, pony HEADS IS NOT BETTER THEN ONE ATTACK ! ROMAN CANDLE FIREWORKS BREATH - IT'S EFFECTIVE !!! "NOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT'S GOING ON MY POWERS ARE DESTROYED wewe PONIES RUINED EVERYTHING NOOOOOO ! , NOOOOO DWEED wewe USED US STARLIGHT GLIMMER LET'S LEAVE TRIXIE YES THE GREAT AND DISHONEST TRIXIE FAILED MAGIC SCHOOL AGAIN !!!

STARLIGHT GLIMMER- "I'M REALLY NOT GOOD AT MAKING Marafiki I TRIED TO KILL wewe MANE SIX I WAS WRONG FOR WHAT I DID ALSO USING DARK MAGIC TO MAKE EVIL DARKNESS PONIES SO CAN I BE A FRIEND !

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- wewe HAVE ALONG WAYS TO BE FRIENDSHIP WITH US PONIES

THE END !
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't wewe the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings wewe here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then wewe might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do wewe want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest nyota Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write zaidi bila mpangilio things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten uandishi classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy machungwa, chungwa mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The machungwa, chungwa mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would wewe like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that wewe threatened to beat her up if wewe saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have wewe seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't wewe have some drinks with me? You'll upendo it.
Bob: How many did wewe have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would wewe like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would wewe want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see wewe now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that wewe call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are wewe so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Source: Me and MLP :D
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Source: spirtto on deviantArt