Hello fellow Fanguins, Lemur-lovers, and Otter... Wannabes,
It's me, just wanna share my PoM related thoughts that NOBODY else in the world would care about. Plus wewe are thinking "What? This isn't an hetero/homo erotic shabiki fiction about cute furry wanyama we know in upendo that are PoM? If wewe are still kusoma this and not offended kwa that paragraph at all, I like you. But geez, so many shabiki fictions guys. I haven't read a single one though.

So anyway I've been thinking about Marlene... And how she's on the onyesha for only one reason, The Smurfette Principle. A lot of wewe are asking, "The the heck...

A/N: I know, I know, I'm 6 days late. Whack me with a hammer and beat me with a stick.

“Ok boys, wewe know the drill.” Skipper remarked. Nodding, Kowalski and Rico headed to the left tower whilst Manfredi and Johnson to the right one. Skipper stayed up in a mti to keep watch. It was the first time he tried to lead a mission, and wanted everything to go perfectly. In fact, everything did seem fine, the security guards positioned in places where they wouldn’t obstruct the team, when he heard it. A low, droning noise, coming from behind him. Whipping around, he saw the plane heading right...

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, wewe probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM au Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written kwa Judith Viorst. wewe should read it. wewe know, if wewe like picture vitabu made for Kindergarteners.


I went to kitanda with samaki in my mouth, but now there’s samaki in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my karanga Butter...

    [Three figures songesha along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are wewe sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
    ...

"Let's songesha out gentlemen, were burni'n day-light." Skipper orders. The penguins and Marlene then head out for the zoo gates. Just as the boys walk out of the gates, Marlene stops and starts freaking out. " Im sorry guys." cries Marlene. " I can't go outside and risk going crazy on wewe again!" Lilly looks at her dear friend and smiles with relief. She didn't want to risk Marlene connecting with Skipper again, like they did in the sewer. " Oops. Im sorry Marlene. Looks like wewe just have to stay here. We'll bring wewe a nice, big snowcone, okay?" Skipper turns around. "Hello? Are wewe ladies coming...

All That I Have 06.24.15

Note: Manu and Maya are the two Asian elephants from Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted. While they did not have any lines, I thought it’d be interesting to play with their characters. I wanted to go in a direction that would onyesha a close bond between the two siblings. As a side note, in the movie’s commentary, it is revealed that they are German. The term “Mutti” means mom.

— § —

“Manu?” Maya called softly.

“I’m right here, Maya,” Manu replied.

It was dark. They were in a large shipping crate, with only a strip cut along the juu of the long sides...

Pain 05.31.15

“How is he?” Skipper asked Kowalski as he entered the HQ.

“He’s still devastated that he couldn’t act quick enough. I don’t know how to tell him that there’s nothing he could’ve done. He keeps drowning his sorrows in Winkies,” Kowalski explained. They looked over to see Private stuffing another Winkie into his beak as he slumped against the ukuta in the corner. His eyes were puffy from crying.

Skipper sighed. “I’ll go talk to him.”

He walked across the room and slowly came to a stop in the middle of the pile of Winkie wrappers.

“Private, can I talk to wewe outside...

Micha had Rico tied to a mti and Kowalski was frantically searching through vivid colored testubes.
M: "You know, I'm getting kinda hungry, if wewe don't find it soon i'm going to have to eat wewe both."
R: "Help!"
K: "Don't worry, Rico. Skipper will save us."
M: "He might try for a while until he gets hungry too. He'll be on my side when his hunger kicks in. He won't be able to resist you."
K: "You're wrong Skipper wouldn't hurt us."
M: "You mean the old Skipper. Not this new werewolf Skipper. None of wewe will stand a chance."
Clouds filled the dark sky and hung over the eerie full moon. A loud clap...

Next, they take him to the Zoovenier Shop…

Maurice: "This was your favourite place, Private!"
Julien: "Anything familiar here?"
Private: "Look, I know wewe guys are trying to help, but…"
Julien: "But nothing! We’re helping wewe restore your memory, one way au another, so I can prove to Skipper that I am not always a Disaster!"
Private: "What are those things?"

Julien turns behind and looks at the dolls…

Julien: "Oh, these? These are my Julien-ified dolls! And those are yours!" [Points to the Private dolls]
Private: "Are those me?"
Julien: "Well, duh!"
Private: "Hmmm… I better go now. See you!"...

It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo. and Lilly is on her nightly recon duty. As she is looking down at the habitats below, she sees Kowalski. He was holding some strange device in his flippers as he sneakily (word?) walked into thr Zoovineir shop. "What in the world is that guy doing?" Lilly looked around to make sure nobody was around. "I guess I could leave my post for a minute....just to check up on him." Lilly thought aloud. Then she lept off the tower and scilently slid over to the Zoovineir shop.
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IN THE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly entered...

Well thanks to my little freinds on Nickelodeon messageboard here are: canitry115's opinon, Ajjeville's opinon, Kowalski17's opinon, Kowalski28's opinon, Jessi54's opinon, actress101's opinon, Newwolf99's opinon, Skrp1234's opinon, Zakaro's opinon, Privtrcks's opinon, Intelect21's opinon, ayeaye2010's opinon, and garfish's opinon:

should kowalski get over doris?

Date: 01/23/11 6:06 PM
From: canitry155

I've been thinking and when i see how many posts the kowalski shabiki board has i'm like omg kowalski has a lot of mashabiki and quite a few have crushes on him! I also think since he has so many shabiki girls...

Im jack A.C.'s best friend and closest non family
I wanna share with your A.C.'s life, cuz shes suffering , she's not herself and ive never known her be herself ever, and ive know her all my life

Yeah i know this is the pom spot an all but who the f**k cares, I know A.C. only goes on this site and i wanted to share somethings thats been bugging my mind forever
Its about A.C. and how she copes

You know A.C., the crazy britsh hyperactive person who always smile and loves POM? None of thats true, except she loves pom and she is british.
In real life A.C. is just a depressed 12 mwaka old filling a hole...

Skipper and the Church
Okay, new story! This time, it is going to be one song-fic per chapter, all of them relating to the story in whole. The only Chapter without a song (as of now) is the prologue, which is this chapter. There will be Christian themes used. In this chapter, I try to explain a bit of Skipper’s past and why he doesn’t like church. Let me know how I do.


PROLOGUE


Burt the tembo ran from his habitat. “Peanuts!” he cried.
“Kowalski, analysis!” Skipper ordered, looking on at the chaos Burt was creating.

“It appears the pachyderm has gone on a psychotic rampage for...

Claudia and Skipper were sprawled over the meza, jedwali yet again, screaming at each other. This seemed like a inayopendelewa past-time for the two. It was an enjoyable experience for the rest of the team, too, though. They would bet on who would win if they ever got into a fist-fight. (Skipper didn’t know they always betted on Claudia.)
Private lay his head against the hard concrete meza, jedwali in shame. “Would wewe two please quit fighting?” He screamed over all the yelling. The two fighting parties, who were still yelling, turned their heads to Private and screamed, “Never!” Whilst still trying to...

OPERATION: nyumbani SWEET HOME
CHAPTER TWO
~ Unthinkable ~


“Wait until wewe see this one, guys,” Kowalski alisema as he pushed yet another videotape into the VCR. “It was one of my inayopendelewa episodes in my younger years.”

“Kowalski, how many episodes of ‘Bill Nye the Science Guy’ do wewe plan to onyesha us this morning?” Skipper then asked his first lieutenant. “He seems like a nice guy, I’ll give wewe that, but there are probably other things that we should be doing this morning.”

“Like what, Skipper?” Private inquired.

“I’m not sure, Private,” Skipper replied. “Some days you...

I'll Just start with this; I'm Obsessed! hide show

As wewe can tell kwa the title, This Nickelodeon onyesha stars the four "insane" penguins. Skipper, The Paranoid maniac. Kowalski, the "mad scientist" Rico "The Truly Psychotic" demolition expert. And Private, the down to earth one. The Lemurs are back (Julien, Maurice, And Mort) A new character has been added called Marlene (an Asian otter) Due to their lower budget and time to make the episodes, (compared to the movie) The CGI animation, while not as good as the movie, is still one of the best on Nick. The plots to each episodes always seems to...

Footsteps entered the dark, silent cave. The sleeping otter snored and rolled over onto her stomach. The footsteps stopped suddenly, as if afraid to wake her up.

Kowalski sighed in relief to see Marlene still sleeping peacefully. So the scream obviously didn't come from here. He quietly took a loop around the room just to be sure nothing was out of place.

He tip-toed back to the enterance. Kowalski was almost out the door, feeling relieved he was able to leave without waking Marlene, when his walkie-talkie buzzed.

"Lieutenant Kowalski, this is Agent Skipper. Do wewe read?"

Kowalsk swore repeatedly...

Editor's note: This one was the least fun to write so far, for me. I planned the first part, but for this part, i had to make stuff up as i went along. Not a good idea.


It was almost three in the afternoon. It was warm out and Dash watched confusingly as Dave and Jesse came over to the exibit with a cage.

"Well, damned Buffalo Zoo says they'll be later then they thought, so we decided to send our penguin, auk first 'fore they got 'ere. Not comin' 'til six, I think," Dave informed.

"Okay. Well, lets get this over with. I think this penguin, auk is gonna put up a fight." Jesse alisema as he looked around...

(next day)

Private: I'm soo happy that wewe saved Marlene, Skippa'!
Kowalski: I'm sure she'll appreciates it.
Rico: Mmm-hmm!

Private: So, What was your fortune? Mine was I will learn to overcome my fear. The only problem is, which one?
Kowalski: Mine is that I will make an invention that'll ruin everything.
Skipper: Didn't that happen before?
Kowalski: I guess I'll do it again.
Rico: Blasgal oapea glsbalalagalalep
Private: That's nice Rico! Skippa', what's yours?
Skipper: Umm, Well, It's kinda like...

(Marlene enters)

Marlene: hujambo guys!
Private: hujambo Marlene! We're talking about the fortunes Darla told us!...

Words 02.23.15

Note: My teacher gave us another creative uandishi assignment! This is what I’m submitting to her. The topic is a story that conveys two of the following themes: appearance versus reality, betrayal, manipulation/deception, jealousy, and hate. I chose pretty much all of them except jealousy. It’s also humanized.

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Thomas laid back on a cot with his arm crossed over his eyes. The sounds of arguing Danes in the neighboring cells and guards beating at their cell bars with their batons to try and quiet them filled the stale air.

He lay in silence, thinking to himself how stupid...