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posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of POM skits. My first was regular link, sekunde was link, third were link, the fourth showcased link in various antics, and the fifth showcased link. This installment is for the Dorski mashabiki and was requested kwa KowalskiGeekGirl. Any title with a Roman Numeral inayofuata to it has a skit note associated with it at the end. I hope wewe enjoy!

51) Brain Dead

“Toss it to me! Toss it to me!” Private called from across the water.

Kowalski hit the beach, pwani ball in his direction. The team had decided to take a vacation at Manhattan Beach, and enjoyed swimming in...

Meet the characters of TPOM!

posted by carsfan

hujambo guys! ^^

This is just a bila mpangilio idea I had while browsing the Internet. Here is a description of the POM characters.

Hope wewe like it! Enjoy! :)

Skipper:

The leader of a Badass Crew of Commando Penguins, voiced kwa DreamWorks animator/TV series co-creator Tom McGrath. He speaks in a crisp, hard-edged tone like a cool spy from a film noir movie. In the TV series, Skipper is somewhat abrasive with the other three penguins, often chastizing them and Dope Slapping them to keep them in line.
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Tropes associated with Skipper:•...

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Body Swap Part 2 Funny Moments

posted by sowem

Everyone woke after 25 dakika of unconsciousness.

Skipper: Ahh! I'm a lower mammal!

Julien: Ahh! I'm an ugly penguin!

Private: Hahahaha! wewe swapped bodies. (Barfs up a bomb) Huh! Ahh!(throws the bomb outside) I'm Rico.

Marlene: Kowalski! I'm gonna kill you!(Attacks)

Maurice: Wait! It's me, Maurice!

Marlene: Oh! Then where's ... Hah! (Attacks the real Kowaski).

Mort:(Not knowing whats going on) Feet!

Julien: No! Don't let him touch the feet!

Skipper: Haha! (Singing)I'm letting him touch it! I'm letting him touch it!

Kowalski: Ahh! Somebody help me!

Meanwhile Private was laughing at everything that just happened.

Skipper: Rico! Stop laughing!

Private: Actually, it's me Private!(Sneezes up a golf club, a mallet and a slipper).

Skipper: Ah. This slipper will do.

(Marlene grabs the golf club, Rico grabs the mallet and everyone chases Kowalski).

Everyone: Yaa!!

Kowalski: Ahh!!

See the chase in Part 3

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Courage and a cup of coffee (1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Icicle's Log
800 hrs.

It has been a mwezi and...1/4 since Skipper has been incapacitated and suffered serious head injuries...Don't worry! He made it. He's healing very quickly, really. But It's really hard taking over the whole operation...

Well, Lilly did. We didn't want Kowalski to do be leader! (no offence Kowalski, but that incident with the mushrooms...yeah)

All of us are helping out. Unfortunetly I'm staying nyumbani to watch over Skipper. Mostly because of the "I'm not part of the team" thing. I live here, but I didn't pass the test. I just help out, goof off when I want to.

So, Skipper could...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 28: Innocence 01-12-16

posted by peacebaby7

Innocence 01.12.16

Disclaimer: MaryRose is an OC owned kwa GrandOldPenguin. She is featured in his story, Beyond DNA as well as its short sequel, Operation: Fluffy pink Sugar. While credit for the idea and uandishi of this installment is mine, MaryRose belongs exclusively to GrandOldPenguin. In addition, I highly recommend kusoma both Beyond DNA and Operation: Fluffy pink Sugar if wewe haven’t already.

— § —

“Ugh! I can’t believe this!” MaryRose complained as she dropped into HQ, where Marlene was washing dishes.

Skipper dropped in behind her. “MaryRose, I told wewe not to go places...

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Gender Switch (Chapter 2:"New" Penguins)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------------The Morning-------------
Jazzy was the first to wake up,and first thing she saw was the destroyed Star-O-Tron 2000. Near her she saw her reflection in a broken piece of glass,but instead of seeing a girl penguin, auk with a pink bow and pink glasses,she,uh "he" saw a boy penguin, auk with a light blue baseball hat and dark blue glasses.Seeing so,"he" screamed (and had a boy's voice)on the juu of "his" lungs.Startled, Skipper and Kowalski woke up,to see Jazzy as a boy screaming.
"Who are you!?!?",questioned Skipper,but to his surprise "her" voice was lady like.(bad description,i know :P) "She"...

Marlene into the Principle (PG)

posted by have64

Hello fellow Fanguins, Lemur-lovers, and Otter... Wannabes,
It's me, just wanna share my PoM related thoughts that NOBODY else in the world would care about. Plus wewe are thinking "What? This isn't an hetero/homo erotic shabiki fiction about cute furry wanyama we know in upendo that are PoM? If wewe are still kusoma this and not offended kwa that paragraph at all, I like you. But geez, so many shabiki fictions guys. I haven't read a single one though.

So anyway I've been thinking about Marlene... And how she's on the onyesha for only one reason, The Smurfette Principle. A lot of wewe are asking, "The the heck...

Memorial for the 11th September

posted by Saori14

A/N: I know, I know, I'm 6 days late. Whack me with a hammer and beat me with a stick.

“Ok boys, wewe know the drill.” Skipper remarked. Nodding, Kowalski and Rico headed to the left tower whilst Manfredi and Johnson to the right one. Skipper stayed up in a mti to keep watch. It was the first time he tried to lead a mission, and wanted everything to go perfectly. In fact, everything did seem fine, the security guards positioned in places where they wouldn’t obstruct the team, when he heard it. A low, droning noise, coming from behind him. Whipping around, he saw the plane heading right...

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Private and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad siku

posted by krazy4kowalski

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, wewe probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM au Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written kwa Judith Viorst. wewe should read it. wewe know, if wewe like picture vitabu made for Kindergarteners.

I went to kitanda with samaki in my mouth, but now there’s samaki in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my karanga Butter...

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The Crew’s Secret: Part 3 Skipper’s abduction

posted by monsy38

    [Three figures songesha along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are wewe sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
    ...

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The jealousy of a girl- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

"Let's songesha out gentlemen, were burni'n day-light." Skipper orders. The penguins and Marlene then head out for the zoo gates. Just as the boys walk out of the gates, Marlene stops and starts freaking out. " Im sorry guys." cries Marlene. " I can't go outside and risk going crazy on wewe again!" Lilly looks at her dear friend and smiles with relief. She didn't want to risk Marlene connecting with Skipper again, like they did in the sewer. " Oops. Im sorry Marlene. Looks like wewe just have to stay here. We'll bring wewe a nice, big snowcone, okay?" Skipper turns around. "Hello? Are wewe ladies coming...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 19: All That I Have 06.24.15

posted by peacebaby7

All That I Have 06.24.15

Note: Manu and Maya are the two Asian elephants from Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted. While they did not have any lines, I thought it’d be interesting to play with their characters. I wanted to go in a direction that would onyesha a close bond between the two siblings. As a side note, in the movie’s commentary, it is revealed that they are German. The term “Mutti” means mom.

— § —

“Manu?” Maya called softly.

“I’m right here, Maya,” Manu replied.

It was dark. They were in a large shipping crate, with only a strip cut along the juu of the long sides...

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Operation: Challenge─ Prompt 16: Pain 05.31.15

posted by peacebaby7

Pain 05.31.15

“How is he?” Skipper asked Kowalski as he entered the HQ.

“He’s still devastated that he couldn’t act quick enough. I don’t know how to tell him that there’s nothing he could’ve done. He keeps drowning his sorrows in Winkies,” Kowalski explained. They looked over to see Private stuffing another Winkie into his beak as he slumped against the ukuta in the corner. His eyes were puffy from crying.

Skipper sighed. “I’ll go talk to him.”

He walked across the room and slowly came to a stop in the middle of the pile of Winkie wrappers.

“Private, can I talk to wewe outside...

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The Private Who Cried mbwa mwitu Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

Micha had Rico tied to a mti and Kowalski was frantically searching through vivid colored testubes.
M: "You know, I'm getting kinda hungry, if wewe don't find it soon i'm going to have to eat wewe both."
R: "Help!"
K: "Don't worry, Rico. Skipper will save us."
M: "He might try for a while until he gets hungry too. He'll be on my side when his hunger kicks in. He won't be able to resist you."
K: "You're wrong Skipper wouldn't hurt us."
M: "You mean the old Skipper. Not this new werewolf Skipper. None of wewe will stand a chance."
Clouds filled the dark sky and hung over the eerie full moon. A loud clap...

P.O.M - Episode ‘Who’s Private?’ Part 3/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The Lemurs take Private and go outside the Zoo, in the Park...

Next, they take him to the Zoovenier Shop…

Maurice: "This was your favourite place, Private!"
Julien: "Anything familiar here?"
Private: "Look, I know wewe guys are trying to help, but…"
Julien: "But nothing! We’re helping wewe restore your memory, one way au another, so I can prove to Skipper that I am not always a Disaster!"
Private: "What are those things?"

Julien turns behind and looks at the dolls…

Julien: "Oh, these? These are my Julien-ified dolls! And those are yours!" [Points to the Private dolls]
Private: "Are those me?"
Julien: "Well, duh!"
Private: "Hmmm… I better go now. See you!"...

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Switcheroo!

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo. and Lilly is on her nightly recon duty. As she is looking down at the habitats below, she sees Kowalski. He was holding some strange device in his flippers as he sneakily (word?) walked into thr Zoovineir shop. "What in the world is that guy doing?" Lilly looked around to make sure nobody was around. "I guess I could leave my post for a minute....just to check up on him." Lilly thought aloud. Then she lept off the tower and scilently slid over to the Zoovineir shop.
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IN THE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly entered...

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Should Kowalski get over Doris???

posted by Amberpet

Well thanks to my little freinds on Nickelodeon messageboard here are: canitry115's opinon, Ajjeville's opinon, Kowalski17's opinon, Kowalski28's opinon, Jessi54's opinon, actress101's opinon, Newwolf99's opinon, Skrp1234's opinon, Zakaro's opinon, Privtrcks's opinon, Intelect21's opinon, ayeaye2010's opinon, and garfish's opinon:

should kowalski get over doris?

Date: 01/23/11 6:06 PM
From: canitry155

I've been thinking and when i see how many posts the kowalski shabiki board has i'm like omg kowalski has a lot of mashabiki and quite a few have crushes on him! I also think since he has so many shabiki girls...

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A.C., please stop smiling

posted by bluesmoke543

Im jack A.C.'s best friend and closest non family
I wanna share with your A.C.'s life, cuz shes suffering , she's not herself and ive never known her be herself ever, and ive know her all my life

Yeah i know this is the pom spot an all but who the f**k cares, I know A.C. only goes on this site and i wanted to share somethings thats been bugging my mind forever
Its about A.C. and how she copes

You know A.C., the crazy britsh hyperactive person who always smile and loves POM? None of thats true, except she loves pom and she is british.
In real life A.C. is just a depressed 12 mwaka old filling a hole...

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Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper and the Church
Okay, new story! This time, it is going to be one song-fic per chapter, all of them relating to the story in whole. The only Chapter without a song (as of now) is the prologue, which is this chapter. There will be Christian themes used. In this chapter, I try to explain a bit of Skipper’s past and why he doesn’t like church. Let me know how I do.

PROLOGUE

Burt the tembo ran from his habitat. “Peanuts!” he cried.
“Kowalski, analysis!” Skipper ordered, looking on at the chaos Burt was creating.

“It appears the pachyderm has gone on a psychotic rampage for...

Polaris

posted by Penguin11

Claudia and Skipper were sprawled over the meza, jedwali yet again, screaming at each other. This seemed like a inayopendelewa past-time for the two. It was an enjoyable experience for the rest of the team, too, though. They would bet on who would win if they ever got into a fist-fight. (Skipper didn’t know they always betted on Claudia.)
Private lay his head against the hard concrete meza, jedwali in shame. “Would wewe two please quit fighting?” He screamed over all the yelling. The two fighting parties, who were still yelling, turned their heads to Private and screamed, “Never!” Whilst still trying to...