How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When wewe have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
___________________________________________________
Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy wewe like over there?" loudly, and point at bila mpangilio girl/boy.
4•When standing inayofuata to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo inayofuata to me!" Then ngumi, punch him/her.
5• After every word wewe say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase bila mpangilio problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
___________________________________________________
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells wewe to stop, kuvuka, msalaba your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.?
8. Don?t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks wewe why wewe didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When wewe have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), wewe stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
___________________________________________________
Ways to annoy your...Brother/Sister!
1•Walk into his/her room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out.
2•Poke him/her constantly again and again and again.
3•Say "Hey, is that that girl/boy wewe like over there?" loudly, and point at bila mpangilio girl/boy.
4•When standing inayofuata to him/her, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo inayofuata to me!" Then ngumi, punch him/her.
5• After every word wewe say to him/her, say "like".
6•When he's/she's doing homework and leaves, erase bila mpangilio problems.
7•Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his/her pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you".
8•Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat, when in a car.
9•Blow in his/her ear.
10•Walk up to the gir/boyl he/she likes and say "I know who likes you" And point to your brother/sister.
___________________________________________________
when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your moyo
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when wewe want your self back
where do wewe go
who do wewe turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know wewe just wait
but i'm not sure if wewe are playing tricks on me
can wewe end my sorrow
au is it wewe who causes my agony
will wewe be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
infecting your moyo
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when wewe want your self back
where do wewe go
who do wewe turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know wewe just wait
but i'm not sure if wewe are playing tricks on me
can wewe end my sorrow
au is it wewe who causes my agony
will wewe be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
