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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Plague Knight V.S. Treasure Knight! (Fan-Made)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as wewe can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
wewe can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
wewe should never send a panya, kipanya to do a mans job
I got armor so thick wewe won't even dent me
And although I songesha slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 mwaka old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your punda man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: wewe think wewe have swag? That's my middle name!
wewe couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like wewe who are just so fat
Getting everything wewe want. but crying like a brat

I songesha 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
wewe songesha slower than a kobe, kasa in a fog
Thinking wewe could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
wewe songesha like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use wewe for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung kwa bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
wewe DECIDE!

Pen Pal ch1.

posted by lexie2635

This is my first fanfiction.I hope wewe like it. Please maoni down below about what wewe like, what wewe don’t like, and what wewe want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice kusoma and uandishi in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn zaidi about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....

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Funny Joke!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"

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upendo au Not?!!!

posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

Did wewe Know?

added by tanyya

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True upendo Will Come Through Part 1

posted by lunafan0299

Ok so we all hear upendo stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one siku she was walking in the halls with her Marafiki and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) alisema in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie alisema "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah alisema "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie alisema "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat kwa Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....

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Canada24 analyzes pink FLOYD - THE ukuta

posted by Canada24

I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze video on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot zaidi simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge pink Floyd shabiki before this album. Obviously I do upendo them now.. The ukuta really made a pink Floyd...

On The Block Episode 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. wewe know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and songesha right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mwezi this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....

On The Block Episode 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first siku of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first siku of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...

On The Block Episode 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: hujambo Master Sword, inayofuata time wewe interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...

On The Block Episode 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW mwaka ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I upendo Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....

How to play Word tafuta

posted by peterparkerrbu

Every link game has two essential components: a orodha of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must tafuta the grid for the listed words and drag their panya, kipanya over them to highlight them. The orodha is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories au topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...

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My thoughts about the " RAİN"

posted by elsafan1010

I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on juu of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop kwa drop and its beauty. Moreover, I upendo water, and rain is made of water. I upendo icy weather, and wewe can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at nyumbani watching the rain....

Adam Standler sinema PART 1;

posted by Canada24

Here's an makala I've been putting off for a long punda time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..

1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, wewe know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..

2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does onyesha that Adam can...

Hey, y'all. wewe know that "Halloween theme with words" video I post? Here are the lyrics

posted by 1012jackson

Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six mwaka old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they alisema "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...

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small rant I have

posted by Canada24

I hear there’s a Patrick nyota spinoff now. Man, let the onyesha die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 mwaka old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far zaidi likeable. He feels like an actual adult, au least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....

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Don't Come to Sector 7 Tomorrow - Final Fantasy: Dirge of Cerberus Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final ndoto VII, the game that took the world kwa storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final ndoto franchise au just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with maswali about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...

Canada24's advice for not becoming depressed in cover lockdowns

posted by Canada24

As the title suggests, these are what work for me.. So wewe know...

1; AVOID ALL COVID NEWS;
Never ever watch the news, all they do is tell sad stories and make wewe feel worse about this than wewe already do..

2; GO FOR WALKS;
I live at a lake place, and know a path that's my usual for walks. I go alone though, I like the alone time.. Just getting outside, it really helps..

3; DISTRACT YOURSELF;
To me, continuing to play video games, watch Youtube and watch tv, just as I did before all this.. It really helps..

4; STAY POSTIVE;
This my biggest one. Always stay optimistic.. Enjoy the little things.. Like seeing something on netflix. Whatever it is..

THE NIKO / JOHNNY SERIES; A GTA4 spoof

posted by Canada24

Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the mashua stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took wewe so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. wewe know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR wewe SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do wewe think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and wewe won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...

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The Nut House Episode 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 21: Take Out

Kevin is driving his truck with Liam riding shotgun. They are going to The Nut House to pick up an order they made on the phone.

Liam: Did wewe hear that parks are being reopened?
Kevin: That's good. We're making some progress.
Liam: A lot of people think we...