After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.
It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the juu of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".
Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.
Don: (voiceover) In case wewe are wondering why I am here...
(Confessional)
Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I Lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff au eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And wewe know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.
(Flashback to last night)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that siku would start the worst two weeks of my life, kwa making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the juu of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".
Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.
Don: (voiceover) In case wewe are wondering why I am here...
(Confessional)
Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I Lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff au eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And wewe know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.
(Flashback to last night)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that siku would start the worst two weeks of my life, kwa making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a dakika then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Yeah wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk, taka in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk, taka in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz wewe know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
Marafiki - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her bila mpangilio symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Marafiki - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her bila mpangilio symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Marafiki - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her bila mpangilio Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Marafiki - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His bila mpangilio Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know zaidi than wewe all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Marafiki - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her bila mpangilio sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
hujambo everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass, besi kwa Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a shabiki club about u and make the makala their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then kwa all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. au U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and juu me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. wewe can stuff a mto with the panya fur, manyoya on the kitanda alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. wewe don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. wewe can stuff a mto with the panya fur, manyoya on the kitanda alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. wewe don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
