siku 1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: hujambo Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, wewe know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 dakika later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little gppony, pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & upinde wa mvua Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: wewe little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN wewe OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH wewe IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
siku 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
siku 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do wewe have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: hujambo Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank wewe for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking mbele to giving wewe a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would wewe do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean wewe guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. zaidi insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: hujambo Big Mac, where do babies come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the upendo of Celestia! wewe buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of wewe put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! wewe forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah dakika are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
siku 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another gppony, pony pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do wewe want from me?
Dragon: Have wewe ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 sekunde later
Twilight: Did some gppony, pony order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
siku 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful siku it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed kwa boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
siku 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined kwa a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a moto breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed kwa a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
upinde wa mvua Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever wewe do, don't call 9-1-1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: hujambo Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, wewe know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 dakika later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little gppony, pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & upinde wa mvua Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: wewe little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN wewe OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH wewe IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
siku 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
siku 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do wewe have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: hujambo Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank wewe for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking mbele to giving wewe a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would wewe do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean wewe guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. zaidi insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: hujambo Big Mac, where do babies come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the upendo of Celestia! wewe buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of wewe put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! wewe forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah dakika are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
siku 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another gppony, pony pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do wewe want from me?
Dragon: Have wewe ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 sekunde later
Twilight: Did some gppony, pony order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
siku 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful siku it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed kwa boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
siku 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined kwa a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a moto breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed kwa a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
upinde wa mvua Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever wewe do, don't call 9-1-1
Let this indie title be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if wewe play a game weeks au even months in advance before wewe actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse au for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.
So to elaborate, I am not a shabiki of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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So to elaborate, I am not a shabiki of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
