siku 1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: hujambo Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, wewe know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 dakika later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little gppony, pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & upinde wa mvua Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: wewe little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN wewe OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH wewe IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
siku 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
siku 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do wewe have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: hujambo Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank wewe for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking mbele to giving wewe a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would wewe do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean wewe guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. zaidi insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: hujambo Big Mac, where do babies come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the upendo of Celestia! wewe buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of wewe put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! wewe forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah dakika are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
siku 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another gppony, pony pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do wewe want from me?
Dragon: Have wewe ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 sekunde later
Twilight: Did some gppony, pony order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
siku 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful siku it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed kwa boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
siku 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined kwa a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a moto breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed kwa a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
upinde wa mvua Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever wewe do, don't call 9-1-1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: hujambo Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, wewe know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 dakika later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little gppony, pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & upinde wa mvua Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: wewe little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN wewe OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH wewe IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
siku 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
siku 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do wewe have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: hujambo Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank wewe for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking mbele to giving wewe a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would wewe do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean wewe guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. zaidi insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: hujambo Big Mac, where do babies come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the upendo of Celestia! wewe buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of wewe put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! wewe forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah dakika are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
siku 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another gppony, pony pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do wewe want from me?
Dragon: Have wewe ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 sekunde later
Twilight: Did some gppony, pony order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
siku 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful siku it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed kwa boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
siku 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined kwa a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a moto breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed kwa a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
upinde wa mvua Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever wewe do, don't call 9-1-1
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest wewe all jiunge in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest wewe all jiunge in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If wewe die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What wewe call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what wewe call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope wewe like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first swali what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of vitabu do wewe read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d wewe go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do wewe like to hum au sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first swali what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of vitabu do wewe read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d wewe go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do wewe like to hum au sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with zaidi wise words.
a wise man once alisema (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) alisema a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Marafiki the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope wewe do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I alisema befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see wewe in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once alisema (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) alisema a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Marafiki the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope wewe do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I alisema befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see wewe in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests wewe could try
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe do not like colorful farasi with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten zaidi popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This shabiki fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten zaidi popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
