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posted by Canada24
#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up kwa the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The mbwa turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into mbwa and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels au something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.


#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff title isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas kwa this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.


#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two Marafiki in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..


#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.


#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing nyumbani a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn Cats into people.

So remember kids, if your turned into a dog kwa a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget wewe ever existed..


#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.

JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill wewe no matter what.


#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer kusoma programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.


#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.


#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all kwa tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful butterfly, kipepeo specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.

Todd is then awakened kwa a giant butterfly, kipepeo holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.

DOUG WALKER: wewe know! For kids!
These are my juu 15 LEAST inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri and just like with my juu 15 inayopendelewa watu mashuhuri orodha I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell wewe how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to onyesha that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a orodha like this pretty much just alisema they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my orodha and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I upendo her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, au movie. Please maoni and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The swan Princess, Anastasia,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of wewe might have heard of the game Facade. those of wewe who have, wewe probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she alisema "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they alisema yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - wewe should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are wewe really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he alisema that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can wewe tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. wewe will never find anybody who can give wewe a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell wewe that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling wewe that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed kwa the federal government is entertainment.
5. wewe should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests wewe think she's pregnant unless wewe can see an...
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Man: Where have wewe been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen wewe someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if wewe sit down.

Man: Your place au mine?
Woman: Both. wewe go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do wewe do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hujambo baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do wewe like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF wewe DON'T PASS THIS ON wewe DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All siku long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
Kiss On The Lips-I upendo You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost wewe
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there muziki videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I upendo them zaidi then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I upendo these two they start out hating each other then become close Marafiki au maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would wewe mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs wewe and takes a little something off wewe would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are wewe sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If wewe say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all wewe want, not like I care if wewe are au aren't...As long as wewe don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him au erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If wewe want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go mbele when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the guitar, gitaa for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If wewe get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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added by Rainbow_Veins
Okay, she's kinda getting zaidi famous kwa the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland krisimasi siku Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if wewe like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If wewe ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, imba lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by KataraLover
As many of wewe are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so wewe can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...
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So about a mwaka ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video kwa Matt McMuscles on Youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog mitaani, mtaa is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a mwaka later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest wewe read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming au killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could wewe say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...
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