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posted by Canada24
#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up kwa the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The mbwa turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into mbwa and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels au something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.


#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff title isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas kwa this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.


#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two Marafiki in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..


#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.


#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing nyumbani a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn Cats into people.

So remember kids, if your turned into a dog kwa a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget wewe ever existed..


#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.

JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill wewe no matter what.


#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer kusoma programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.


#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.


#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all kwa tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful butterfly, kipepeo specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.

Todd is then awakened kwa a giant butterfly, kipepeo holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.

DOUG WALKER: wewe know! For kids!
Every siku it’s getting worse
Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But wewe make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t wewe be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can wewe be good to me
Good to me, please
I used...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no swali chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no zaidi that he alisema she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us kissing like that
We don’t need no zaidi that he alisema she said
He alisema girl...
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Harry Potter mwandishi JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in upendo with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.


"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...
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posted by E-Scope90
The mind is typically defined as the organized totality au system of all mental processes au psychic activities of an individual.c
Many philosophers hold that the brain is a detector of the mind and that the mind is an inner, subjective state of consciousness.h
Philosophers have used a variety of metaphors to describe the mind, including a blank sheet, a hydraulic device with different forces operating in it, au a televisheni switchboard.h
Attempts to understand the mind go back at least to the ancient Greeks. Plato, for example, believed that the mind acquired knowledge through virtue, independently...
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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
posted by selenagomezfan7
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten dakika intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people wewe can get to jiunge in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department kwa sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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posted by amy_the_demon
BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: wewe want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame punda song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hujambo THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though wewe were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN
OK, this makala is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had alisema that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few kubeba prints, and started to wander...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what wewe did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand au a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of wewe and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by percylover19
Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving van a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor kwa floor, and once wewe find what wewe are looking for, wewe can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling wewe what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Marafiki laugh and without hesitation songesha on to...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain wewe understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help wewe concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, wewe can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help wewe concentrate. If your friend shows wewe his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Stand kwa one of the doors au elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on juu of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks kwa say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, sandwichi sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair inayofuata to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause wewe know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause wewe know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In wewe I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well GIR and the doom song is a big hit its on the juu 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the bila mpangilio picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives wewe something to look mbele to."
The End
(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off fur, manyoya ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of fur, manyoya our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur Marafiki to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll futa it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 au OLDER———DONT GET...
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in wewe are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in wewe are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in wewe are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in wewe are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she alisema no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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