LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here wewe go! =P

A konokono can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An tembo is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, wewe have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, kwa taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If wewe try to hold back a sneeze, wewe can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head au neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders zaidi than death!
The strongest muscle wewe have is your tounge.
wewe can't kill yourself kwa holding your breath.
It is zaidi likely to be killed kwa a champagne cork than being poisoned kwa a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The tembo is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, wewe have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
wewe breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
wewe spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A mamba can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's moyo is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
zaidi than 50% of the world's population has never received au made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one saa increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did wewe know that 60% of all the times wewe wash your hands, wewe don't wash your right thumb?
kwa kissing wewe exchange zaidi germs than if wewe lick a clean toilet.