This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find zaidi crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? wewe are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let wewe watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE wewe GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE wewe A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE wewe SEEN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! wewe BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME au I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my Marafiki is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if wewe will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find zaidi crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? wewe are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let wewe watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE wewe GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE wewe A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE wewe SEEN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! wewe BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME au I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my Marafiki is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if wewe will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" kwa comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON:
"Give the Devil my regards."
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" kwa comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This orodha is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, au just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
Welcome to my list! ^__^
