Note: I did not write this article.My fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all wewe Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!
The only thing that is mine from the makala are the pictures.
If wewe think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If wewe have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever wewe hear thunder, wewe think of Wanyonya damu playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If wewe are in upendo with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If wewe took the time to read all of these (and wewe usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished wewe could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, wewe can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If wewe are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If wewe are addicted to Wanyonya damu and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If wewe have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up au i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up au i'll get james to kill wewe
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Wanyonya damu are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely upendo the Cullen Wanyonya damu
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profaili
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. wewe can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True upendo knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real Wanyonya damu sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about zaidi than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. upendo means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. upendo can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey kwa traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my moyo fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to upendo Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
The only thing that is mine from the makala are the pictures.
If wewe think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If wewe have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever wewe hear thunder, wewe think of Wanyonya damu playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If wewe are in upendo with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If wewe took the time to read all of these (and wewe usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished wewe could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, wewe can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If wewe are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If wewe are addicted to Wanyonya damu and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If wewe have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up au i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up au i'll get james to kill wewe
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Wanyonya damu are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely upendo the Cullen Wanyonya damu
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profaili
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. wewe can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True upendo knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real Wanyonya damu sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about zaidi than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. upendo means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. upendo can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey kwa traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my moyo fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to upendo Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
I done me wrong
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If wewe done all wrong
wewe can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If wewe done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
wewe can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong wewe done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong wewe done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If wewe done all wrong
wewe can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If wewe done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
wewe can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong wewe done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong wewe done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
Ah, ah, ah ,ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek wewe out
Flay wewe alive
One zaidi word and wewe won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through wewe any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for wewe to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for wewe to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek wewe out
Flay wewe alive
One zaidi word and wewe won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through wewe any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for wewe to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for wewe to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
The saa has begun
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my upendo always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my upendo always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my upendo always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for wewe upendo always
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my upendo always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my upendo always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my upendo always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for wewe upendo always
When the thorn kichaka turns white that’s when I’ll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back nyumbani with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As wewe watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear wewe calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come nyumbani how will I ever leave
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back nyumbani with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As wewe watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear wewe calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come nyumbani how will I ever leave
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little zaidi fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, au Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do wewe think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
Breaking Dawn may have been a smash hit with Twihards all over the world, but the Golden raspberry, rasiberi foundation was impressed for a different reason.
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little zaidi fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, au Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do wewe think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little zaidi fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, au Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do wewe think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?