The only thing that is mine from the makala are the pictures.
If wewe think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.
If wewe have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever wewe hear thunder, wewe think of Wanyonya damu playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If wewe are in upendo with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If wewe took the time to read all of these (and wewe usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished wewe could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, wewe can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If wewe are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If wewe are addicted to Wanyonya damu and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If wewe have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up au i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up au i'll get james to kill wewe
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Wanyonya damu are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely upendo the Cullen Wanyonya damu
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profaili
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. wewe can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True upendo knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real Wanyonya damu sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about zaidi than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. upendo means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. upendo can make even the most miserable places paradise.
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey kwa traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my moyo fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to upendo Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
The Cullen family
When we first met
And I first looked in your eyes
I couldn't help myself
I was hypnotized
And then I found out
Your one big secret
I was in danger
But I wasn't scared a bit
So then wewe took me
To your special hideaway
So wewe could onyesha me what you're like
In the light of day
My moyo was racing
I was falling for you
My only swali was
Do wewe feel this way too
Then one day
My blood was wanted
It hurt so bad
I thought I was dead
Then he saved me
And I got my answer
I does feel the same way
So now it's forever <3
And I first looked in your eyes
I couldn't help myself
I was hypnotized
And then I found out
Your one big secret
I was in danger
But I wasn't scared a bit
So then wewe took me
To your special hideaway
So wewe could onyesha me what you're like
In the light of day
My moyo was racing
I was falling for you
My only swali was
Do wewe feel this way too
Then one day
My blood was wanted
It hurt so bad
I thought I was dead
Then he saved me
And I got my answer
I does feel the same way
So now it's forever <3
i was just bored and i thought thats the same way edward feels towards bella so i just uploaded it! hope u like it!
wewe KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN:
1.You see a silver Volvo flying down the mitaani, mtaa and yell, "Edward come back!"
2.You ask your boyfriend to rub ice on your lips before he kisses you.
3.You walk around thinking,'I know what wewe
are' encase Edward is nearby.
4.You approach a mbwa mwitu without taking precaution.
5.You put the name on your Myspace as, Mrs.Cullen.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
6.When wewe are kusoma this article!
lol! I hope wewe all enjoyed! Please maoni and rate. TEAM EDWARD!!!
1.You see a silver Volvo flying down the mitaani, mtaa and yell, "Edward come back!"
2.You ask your boyfriend to rub ice on your lips before he kisses you.
3.You walk around thinking,'I know what wewe
are' encase Edward is nearby.
4.You approach a mbwa mwitu without taking precaution.
5.You put the name on your Myspace as, Mrs.Cullen.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
6.When wewe are kusoma this article!
lol! I hope wewe all enjoyed! Please maoni and rate. TEAM EDWARD!!!
wewe promised me that
every time we touch
wewe will never release your hold
your hold on to me
your hold on to reality
wewe promised me that
no matter what happens
wewe will comfort my aura
my aura of my stress
my aura of my mind
wewe promised me that
my feelings for wewe
would never change
never change from love
never change from us
wewe promised me that
nothing would ever
be serious in life
that life was a game
but that I was the dice
wewe promised me that
though we come from seperate worlds
no one could hold us back
hold us back from fate
hold us back from destiny
And as I look around the room
I realise
that all of us
in our own two intertwined minds
are Inseperable.
every time we touch
wewe will never release your hold
your hold on to me
your hold on to reality
wewe promised me that
no matter what happens
wewe will comfort my aura
my aura of my stress
my aura of my mind
wewe promised me that
my feelings for wewe
would never change
never change from love
never change from us
wewe promised me that
nothing would ever
be serious in life
that life was a game
but that I was the dice
wewe promised me that
though we come from seperate worlds
no one could hold us back
hold us back from fate
hold us back from destiny
And as I look around the room
I realise
that all of us
in our own two intertwined minds
are Inseperable.
On Italy: "Italy was a dream. Very surreal. I think everyone there, no matter who it was, Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, [director] Chris Weitz au anyone else would say that it was an experience that they may never go through again. The hospitality of the whole thing, the way they treated us, the whole setting was so magnificent."
On Rob: "Rob, I feel sorry for him a little bit. I feel for him, because he’s like a paparazzi fugitive right now. He can’t leave his house. He’s the most photographed person in the world."
Transformation
When the transformation begins,
the heat flows through your body.
The wind around you,
turns to mist.
Suddenly your on all fours,
racing through the forest.
Your russet brown fur,
swirls in the wind.
Your like a blur,
like a brown line has been sketched into the forest.
Then wewe hear the voices of your pack,
calling wewe to hunt.
Listen while the wind screams past you,
and your packs mind turns into one.
wewe stalk your prey together,
till they see wewe and wewe act as one,
and they have no chance of escape.
wewe feast on your meal,
cleaning your bloody claws.
Then the call of the human world,
reminds wewe to go home.
While the change ends,
but same as the beginning.
The werewolf wewe were,
is now inside of you
When the transformation begins,
the heat flows through your body.
The wind around you,
turns to mist.
Suddenly your on all fours,
racing through the forest.
Your russet brown fur,
swirls in the wind.
Your like a blur,
like a brown line has been sketched into the forest.
Then wewe hear the voices of your pack,
calling wewe to hunt.
Listen while the wind screams past you,
and your packs mind turns into one.
wewe stalk your prey together,
till they see wewe and wewe act as one,
and they have no chance of escape.
wewe feast on your meal,
cleaning your bloody claws.
Then the call of the human world,
reminds wewe to go home.
While the change ends,
but same as the beginning.
The werewolf wewe were,
is now inside of you
