Mafuatano ya Twilight Article: Twilight Chain :)

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posted by ebcullen4ever

Note: I did not write this article.My fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all wewe Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!

The only thing that is mine from the makala are the pictures.

If wewe think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If wewe have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever wewe hear thunder, wewe think of Wanyonya damu playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If wewe are in upendo with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If wewe took the time to read all of these (and wewe usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished wewe could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, wewe can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If wewe are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If wewe are addicted to Wanyonya damu and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If wewe have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up au i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up au i'll get james to kill wewe

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that Wanyonya damu are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely upendo the Cullen Wanyonya damu

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profaili
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. wewe can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True upendo knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real Wanyonya damu sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about zaidi than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. upendo means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. upendo can make even the most miserable places paradise.

The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey kwa traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my moyo fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to upendo Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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Baby

posted by dordie

It was the middle of the night, me and edward had a massive argument so he stayed at Rosalies house with her and emmet.
I was lonley lied in kitanda on my own with just 'the bump' as a friend, well a child pretty soon.

"OUCH" I screamed! Contractions........hard contractions.

I called Alice to take me to Carlisle but just as I went of the phone, my waters broke. I was just 15 minuets away from giving birth. While I'd been pregnant I couldnt eat real chakula that often, all the baby wanted was blood, blood and well.....more blood!
As we reached his house I got carried out of the car, and then layed on the sofa. Five minuets later I gave birth, it was a girl.
I decided to call her Renesmee!

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Juliet part 27

posted by kiwi12

part 27

I walked back to my room and started uandishi in an attempt to organize my scattered thoughts.

Dangers: Them losing there tempers, Accidents, Me forcing them to hurt me (example: biting Seth)

Inconveniences: Eating, Sleeping, Phasing, A house

Benefits: Parents, siblings?

Then, something dawned on me. I’d been thinking about the vampires’ strength and speed as a danger. Could the power around me also be a benefit? A protection? It was like trusting a man with a machine gun to protect you. Wise, yet stupid. From what I’d observed Edward, Jasper and Emmett were not the kind of boys to...

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Tears of Love: Chapter Four: Confessions

posted by Andressa_Weld

Nikki's POV
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I woke up! My head hurt ! I remind of Kellan leaving me!
“You upendo Taylor”
-No! I don’t upendo Taylor! I upendo wewe - I alisema it softly, even though he wasn't there.
Today we would start shooting, what meant I was going to see him!
I put a purple t-shirt, jeans, all stars and sunglasses! I entered in my car and I drove slowly to the set!
When I came to the set, Kristen came to talk to me, she didn’t know yet about my awful night, but my eyes have betrayed me!
-What’s happened, dear?
-He kissed me!
-Isn’t that good?
-No! Because he alisema that he was sorry, and that...

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Juliet Part 26

posted by kiwi12

Part 26

I couldn’t stay with vampires. That was insane. I shook my head in answer to Carlisle’s swali “It’s impractical” I sighed. “Why?” he asked. “It’s dangerous and I sleep and eat and…” He cut me off gently “Wait. Take a moment to collect your thoughts. Come up with a orodha and we’ll go through it.” I stayed in his arms quietly and made my list. I nodded when I was done. He smiled encouragingly “Go ahead” I decided to start with one that had to do with his family, rather than my safety. “I have to eat and sleep it would be a significant incontinence for...

I Missed U!!!

posted by Bella_Cullen902

It's been so long since i even thought about uandishi on here. I'm so excited that i still have people kusoma my stories and i have new fanpop-ers too.

Let me get my thoughts together and get my schedule together also because im in the middle of my two week testing. I will write and it will be before the middle of may i will have two new chapters out!

Tell me which story wewe want me to write on first and ill try and get it together. But for now until after April 30, 2010, wewe have to be paitent! i get my progress reports inayofuata week and im getting projects every 2 weeks so i might not be on here every siku but i will be on maybe once au twice a week, three times if i can but all of wewe know that the end of the school mwaka is the hardest time of the year.

I upendo wewe ALL!!!,
Bella_cullen902

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Dreams do come true Chapter 5

posted by Darktimes104

I'm going to try to make this one and the rest of them longer. Thanks for reading!

Emmett's POV

My chest ached from were my moyo was beating against it. My throat was sore probably from all my screaming. I haven't screamed so much in my life. I felt a soft hand on my arm and what felt like a damp cloth on my forehead. I was very soothing. The pain wasn't there anymore, I felt the aftermath of it though. My Bones hurt, my chest ached, and my throat is sore. I was afraid to open my mouth to speak, I was afraid if I did, the screams would start again. I settled for opening my eyes, a large room...

hujambo guys. Longtime no see. wewe MUST READ THIS

posted by twilight_james

thanks for the great commentrs. hujambo guys, if wewe wanna read zaidi of my GOOD ff go onto fanfiction.net and tafuta marsbareater12
My best story on there is Jacob Rape messed u[p Bella; but there is like 8 otherson tehre. They are-
Infamous Cruelty and Endless Compassion-Esmes story (should be ilitumwa soon)
When I left-A two-shot (may be expanded on) on when Edward left Bella. Set in EPOV and CPOV. (should be ilitumwa soon)
Jacob Rape Messed up Bella-20 chapters on there
Alice Pregnant-About 5 chapters on at the mo.
Lost Control-A bout 5 chappies on there right now. Ste in varying POVS
Newborn Virus-Should...

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Jasper and Alice part 7

posted by kiwi12

Alice

Jasper touched my shoulder lightly so that I would face him. "Are wewe alright?" I asked him, holding him tightly. He didn't hold me back. He stiffened. When I looked into his eyes, they were hard and for once, I could read nothing in them. "You know what happened?" he asked me, as if he already knew. I nodded "Are wewe alright?" I asked again. He looked at my forehead sourly, refusing to meet my eyes. He shook his head "I killed a man. You're worried about me?" He demanded brusquely.

I let go of him and sat down, moving my head so that he wouldn't see how his words had hurt me. Of course,...

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This was my makala to C.A.T.

posted by MrsJonasLautner

This makala is not an opinion, fan-fiction, list,review, au guide. This is.....
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight mashabiki wanted to give wewe guys a smack in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all wewe guys do is insult Twilight. Have wewe guys actually read the vitabu au seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, wewe guys alisema it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm uandishi this makala to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and wewe don't like Twilight,...

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Life after death chapter 4

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bells crest

Bells crest
"Bella" Alice whispered on the other side of the door, only a vampire could hear.
i Know the cullens may look and be shocked right now and want them to ask maswali that carlisle adn i jsut have majibu for right now, but i dont know want anyone to ask me..
After seeing rose so torn up over the fact that what she wants is possible but she just have it herself, and then asking me to do it for her. I couldnt even generate that, i still havent really understood.
Never in a thousand years, au in imortality that i'd think that i could ease rosalies Pain, and desire for a child of...

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if he never chapter 26!!!!!

posted by KatiiCullen94

dont block me out Bella

"Tanna, please, your going to wake your mummy" Alice pleded downstairs.
IT was too late for that, how could i with this strain on my back? the cuts are still burning.
But too Many things are too late, like the fact that i'm pregnant, again.
I never taught i would be again, jacob and I never even wanted a baby, so unexpected, and i had told myself so many years ago, that i dont need children when im with edward.
When Tanna came, i Knew, this was it, she was all i wanted, so beautiful, and that i diddnt need anything else.
I Think im stranded on a burning bridge between "Take it out" and "Just...

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My True upendo Chapter 17. JAKES POINT OF VEIW!!!!

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey..x
Sorry it's been so long (been on holiday and trying to like choose all my exam choices for mwaka 10)lifes been pretty hetic but enough of my life!!! Last time I left off Nessie and jake were going to keep their baby and now we visit them 9 months later. No one actually knows what to expect but the exact being of Aimme (youll know who she is when wewe read the chapter) will be discovered in the inayofuata chapter. Also wewe would have noticed that this chapter is from Jakes point of veiw I had a fab time uandishi it and I hope wewe enjoy kusoma it eaqually as much! Thankz for kusoma and please...

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Jasper and Alice part 5

posted by kiwi12

Alice

The train station was packed. It was dark out so we didn't have to worry about attracting attention. au we wouldn't have if Jasper wasn't eying everyone suspiciously. When we were alone, he's always preferred to stay behind me. Now, he stayed a step ahead and kept looking back at me as if he thought I would disappear au run into danger. "Nothing is going to happen." I assured him, so quietly no one else could have a chance of hearing. "There are no other Wanyonya damu here." He relaxed slightly. He still looked wary, but not so paranoid.

He left me momentarily to buy our tickets, bringing the...

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Juliet part 22

posted by kiwi12

part 22

Leah called that afternoon. She alisema she was babysitting Claire and wanted me to come hang out with them. She was watching Claire until ten and Claire would be in kitanda at eight. It sounded nice. In a weird way. I figured I was as salama there as I was with the vampires. As I was wondering how to go about obtaining the Cullens' permission, Alice skipped in. She looked curious "Your future just disappeared" She alisema matter-of-factly. Edward was passing kwa the hall and paused. Bella wasn't near, so he had full access to my mind. "You don't have to ask permission. wewe are our guest. Just let...

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The Jasper Diaries

posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. wewe know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha...

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I'm with You.. (Deja Vu) - The 3rd Chapter..

posted by mystery21pc

Missing wewe could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew wewe were missing me too..

"I feel the Half of Me Missing when You're Not Around.. I Miss wewe with every Breathe.. wewe mean the World to Me.. au May be even More..." Jake whispered in My Ears on the Phone & a shiver ran down through My Spine

I've been floating these days in the Air. I feel hideous 'cause I can't Help Smiling and So I feel an Urge to Hide My After-All-She-is-Insane Expressions. My Heartbeats weren't Normal these Days and so was My Body Temperature. My Nights were Sleepless..

"I Miss wewe too" I sighed

"I hope to see...

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I'm with You.. (A Strange upendo Story ..)

posted by mystery21pc

"We may consider that It's almost Impossible to get what we are asking from God Since Long.. But Its NOT always Impossible.. wewe got to Believe it, wewe Never know that wewe can Actually get what wewe desire.."

It was a Typical Sunday Morning for Me.. though It was the Valentine's siku for all Others. I was still in my kitanda as always as I was working late last night.. My Alarm rang so Loud & I stretched in My Bed. I knew I got to Endure this siku because we may say all the Time that We're Happy for our Marafiki & everyone that they are so Truly in Love, But somewhere Deep inside ourself, We'll...

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Criticism

posted by melikhan

Despite Twilight's popularity, the vitabu have received criticism. Stephen King stated, "the real difference [between J.K. Rowling and Meyer] is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer, and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."However, King understood the appeal of the series, adding, "People are attracted kwa the stories, kwa the pace and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it's very clear that she's uandishi to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a salama joining of upendo and sex in those books. It's exciting and it's thrilling and it's not particularly threatening...

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news

posted by melikhan

Today, The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse nyota Tinsel Korey will be speaking to the youth before the Aboriginal Youth Night hockey game. The event is sponsored kwa True North Sports and Entertainment and the Manitobe Moose Hockey Club, and tonight's events will be called "Follow Your Dreams." According to a hivi karibuni press release, "the concept is fairly simple in nature, the goals are to encourage First Nations Youth from around Manitoba to pursue their dreams through healthy living and a very specific focus on suicide prevention, due to the high suicide rate amongst First Nations youth." 2,500 are expected to attend from the 63 First Nations communities around Manitoba, and "Ti

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Juliet part 12

posted by kiwi12

part 12

The phone conversation took a long time. At one point I heard Bella say "Yes I know she hasn't even met Sam yet" in a slightly exasperated voice. Edward must have heard something I didn't form the other end because he took the phone and alisema "Do not ever talk to my wife in that tone of voice Jacob Black... She's a human in a house full of Wanyonya damu with mtu-bweha visiting frequently. Be reasonable... Thank wewe Jacob... If wewe would like I will give her contact information and she can keep in touch if she wants to." He started uandishi something on a notepad near the phone then alisema goodbye...