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So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the uandishi of GTA zaidi than the uandishi of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness wewe get from the franchise, I was zaidi fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, wewe play as a member of the fallen Third mitaani, mtaa Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much zaidi powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping prison, wewe begin your rise to power, taking out the three major gangs of the city, the drug dealing Sons of Samedi, the Japanese biker gang Ronin and the mechanic strongarm gang The Brotherhood. From the start, this game is clearly a GTA clone, and the first game was just that. But as I played zaidi of Saints Row, I felt like it was way too much fun to just be considered a clone. For starters, when wewe run over people, they go flying, unlike in four, where they just drag underneath your car and then no one is having fun. Okay, but seriously, the game has a ton of variety for you. Aside from choosing how wewe experience the story in any order wewe want, you’ve got a ton of Activities for wewe to complete with a dozen great rewards. Activities such as Septic Avenger, where wewe shoot shit at buildings. Crowd Control, where wewe grab crazed mashabiki and throw them into objects for points. Fight Club, which the name says it all. And my personal favorite, FUZZ, a COPS parody where wewe go and fix crimes through police brutality. The stuff wewe unlock ranges from item upgrades to discounts at stores to new vehicles to new weapons. There is a ton of great stuff to unlock that makes the game a lot of fun to try out. wewe also have the chance to increase your stock kwa taking over gang territory, wewe can collect all sorts of things like CDs for bonus muziki and do challenges to get customizable items. wewe can also unlock special gang members and story stuff if wewe just tafuta around. If wewe call a specific number, wewe can get a new character to help wewe in fights. If wewe explore the police station, wewe can unlock a secret mission. This game is just a ton of fun to go around and explore. I spent so much time in Saints Row 2 just screwing around and see what else there was to do. I even did the Barnstorming and even Drive-Bys. Freaking Drive-Bys. The most useless thing in this game that unlocks nothing, all because I wanted to see what this game had to offer. It was so much fun to go around and explore and destroy and I wanted zaidi of that.
Saints Row is an odd franchise. Some people consider the old games a GTA clone, but it had its fans, which ended up hating Saints Row 3 and 4 for changing the formula, but that also got its own fans. Personally, I can like both of them. But I don’t think anything will compare to the crazy, fun feeling I got when playing Saints Row 2
Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. wewe know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish wewe for your poor choices throughout the game and give wewe a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. wewe know, the ones that make wewe want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, au any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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Now, I upendo Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my inayopendelewa games of all time. And, I REALLY upendo the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my inayopendelewa items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

 moto Bar
Fire Bar


#10: moto Bar - Now, this is the moto Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around moto balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I upendo so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, au were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that wewe didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, au it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. wewe have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, wewe actually have...
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Now, after I made my juu Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot zaidi lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many zaidi lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the zaidi nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character wewe meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th ukuta zaidi times...
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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...
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Okay, so, when wewe think of violent video games, where wewe kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, au Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where wewe don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where wewe go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme au reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that wewe play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon siku Care Center. Here, wewe can leave two Pokemon. When wewe leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something wewe want to see. Unless wewe are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a juu Ten Hated MLP characters, and a juu Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a juu Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if wewe like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this onyesha knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on moto again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good onyesha with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered kwa Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a sekunde in this story and already were getting a murder...
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(Nick majibu door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are wewe going to knock on this door. Do wewe want me to shoot wewe in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of wewe slamming the door in my face. wewe know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying zaidi ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the guitar, gitaa Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...
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 Isaac
Isaac
Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do wewe suck at this game
Cody: wewe shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were wewe two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: wewe know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To ngome Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where wewe play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: wewe mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some mitaani, mtaa performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are wewe doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the inayofuata step of my training
Swift: Just...
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(This is an experimental makala for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If wewe like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the bunduki in his right hand, a bunduki with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...
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Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final siku of the 25 Days of krisimasi and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published kwa Deep Silver and developed kwa Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...
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