I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.
"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if wewe don't know how to operate one, wewe probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin, kibanda pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
If wewe have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If wewe are traveling with two au more...
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