If I write rants, I'm usually able to control myself and not post them. However, a hivi karibuni troll user pushed me off the deep end, and now I have to force someone to listen to this one.

I hate elitists.

This is obviously a general statement, but this is the anime spot, so let's narrow it down.

I hate elitist anime fans.

Since I've become a member of the anime fanbase on Fanpop, I've come to realize these people are my least inayopendelewa part of anything anime. Here are some examples of these people, in case wewe don't know what I mean, and how to explain to them why their douchiness is extremely unfair.

"I've seen zaidi anime than you, so I'm zaidi of a shabiki than you."
Has it ever occured to wewe that I may have started watching, say, a mwaka ago, while you've practically been watching since wewe were born?

"I've been watching anime longer than you, therefore I appreciate it more."
Well, excuse me if it took me longer to get into fucking off on the internet. Pardon me for not having an otaku brother/sister. Sorry my parents thought anime was too violent and wouldn't let me watch it as a kid. Just because I started watching it later doesn't mean I don't like it just as much as you.

"I watch anime at a faster rate than you, therefore I'm the better fan."
wewe probably memorize every line kwa rote too. Maybe wewe should try,  I don't know, actually enjoying an anime for once?

"I've watched zaidi obscure anime than wewe have, so I have a better understanding of anime in general than you."
No, wewe do not understand anime in general zaidi than I, wewe only understand those specific obscure anime zaidi than I. Because I've never seen them.

"I support the franchise kwa buying all the DVD's. wewe don't. What kind of shabiki are you?"
Okay, under some conditions, I would agree with you. But have wewe ever heard of circumstances, jerk? Some people can't afford anime; it's kind of *laughs* expensive. Oh, and is buying all of the DVD's really necessary?

Whenever I hear someone say one of these things, au a variation of them, I just want to strangle myself. However, all that was only leading up to my LEAST inayopendelewa category of anime shabiki elitists: Sub/dub elitists. Though I hate both equally, sub elitists are kwa far zaidi common, so I'm focusing my rage on them.

"Only people who watch anime in sub are true anime fans."
Ugh, nothing is zaidi guaranteed to make me lose it. If wewe don't like dubs, I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck, but the dakika wewe talk down to other people just because they do, wewe are way out of line. They aren't lesser anime fans. They only prefer a different version of the same thing wewe like. Seriously, wewe don't have anything better to do than troll people because they don't share your preference? That is uncalled for. Your existance is uncalled for. 

STOP


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DIIIIIIICCCCK.





I could probably rant about this all day. I could probably think of a hundred zaidi irritating elitist sayings; I could make a orodha of all the reasons why I think sub/dub elitists suck. However, to preserve the chance that someone might actually bother to read this, I have refrained from doing so. wewe got the abridged version. Lucky you.

With that, I thank wewe if wewe did bother to read this; I really needed to vent, and it's not quite the same if nobody actually reads the rant. 

And please, please...don't be an elitist *insert unfriendly word of your choice here*. wewe really don't want to be the inayofuata reason someone writes a rage-induced rant. C8