1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. wewe attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when wewe have a lot to do.
3. wewe try to talk to toads
4. wewe and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. wewe make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow moto will come out of your mouth
6. wewe burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. wewe wish wewe had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. wewe try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. wewe see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. wewe try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. wewe ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. wewe ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when wewe get your master's degree.
15. wewe try to use a moto element jutsu when there's no light
16. wewe go hunt for Sasuke
17. wewe threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. wewe run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that wewe get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… wewe say “Believe it!” au “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. wewe think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… wewe have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… wewe cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and wewe say “Itadakimasu” before wewe eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
29. wewe have Naruto games for video game systems wewe don’t even have.
30. wewe name your dog Akamaru au Pakkun
31. wewe tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. wewe replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. wewe feel like wewe have the Sharingan after wewe put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like wewe turn off your Sharingan after wewe take out the contacts.
35. wewe paint the Nine-Tailed fox, mbweha muhuri on your stomach and claim wewe have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, wewe think its Nine-Tailed Demon fox, mbweha trying to get out.
37. wewe wear a koti, jacket in the middle of the summer.
38. wewe roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. wewe give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. wewe jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. wewe have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge wewe all as equals.
43. wewe do something stupid, wewe claim wewe were being controlled kwa the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. wewe trade in your inayopendelewa hat for a forehead protector.
45. wewe dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. wewe get a tattoo of a cursed muhuri on your neck.
47. wewe don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. wewe leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re baridi and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Naruto makes wewe scream, laugh, applaud, au ujumla, jumla just become rather excited.
50. wewe say Naruto quotes
51. wewe daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, au all of Akatsuki member.
52. wewe try to make pairings between characters.
53. wewe try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. wewe throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. wewe carry puppets with you.
56. wewe call your group of Marafiki a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, au philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
59. wewe wear a gigantic black vazi, pazia with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts wewe know about cells are the ones wewe learned from Tsunade
61. wewe have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. wewe imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. wewe buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, au face.
64. wewe always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Naruto foramu and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. wewe spy on girls and call it research.
67. wewe try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. wewe carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. wewe claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all wewe knew how to do was insult people.
71. wewe refuse a tarehe because your saving yourself for Sakura au Sasuke.
72. wewe have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. wewe draw symbols on a scroll and try to muhuri a whole in a ukuta with it.
74. wewe stay up all night waiting for the release of the inayofuata manga chapter.
75. wewe stay up all night waiting for the release of the inayofuata episode.
76. wewe call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. wewe add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your Marafiki names and your not Japanese.
78. wewe follow somebody nyumbani and when they ask wewe why, wewe tell them it’s part wewe mission.
79. wewe use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” au “Did wewe see my shadow clone pass kwa here earlier?”
80. wewe dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. wewe start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. wewe try to sign a contract with blood.
84. wewe hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. wewe paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. wewe keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. wewe try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when wewe can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. wewe try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. wewe drive around with Naruto muziki blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. wewe take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. wewe actually get these jokes and pass them on to other Marafiki who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this orodha as well
94. wewe take your time kusoma all of this
2. wewe attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when wewe have a lot to do.
3. wewe try to talk to toads
4. wewe and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. wewe make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow moto will come out of your mouth
6. wewe burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. wewe wish wewe had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. wewe try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. wewe see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. wewe try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. wewe ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. wewe ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when wewe get your master's degree.
15. wewe try to use a moto element jutsu when there's no light
16. wewe go hunt for Sasuke
17. wewe threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. wewe run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that wewe get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… wewe say “Believe it!” au “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. wewe think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… wewe have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… wewe cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and wewe say “Itadakimasu” before wewe eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
29. wewe have Naruto games for video game systems wewe don’t even have.
30. wewe name your dog Akamaru au Pakkun
31. wewe tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. wewe replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. wewe feel like wewe have the Sharingan after wewe put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like wewe turn off your Sharingan after wewe take out the contacts.
35. wewe paint the Nine-Tailed fox, mbweha muhuri on your stomach and claim wewe have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, wewe think its Nine-Tailed Demon fox, mbweha trying to get out.
37. wewe wear a koti, jacket in the middle of the summer.
38. wewe roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. wewe give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. wewe jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. wewe have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge wewe all as equals.
43. wewe do something stupid, wewe claim wewe were being controlled kwa the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. wewe trade in your inayopendelewa hat for a forehead protector.
45. wewe dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. wewe get a tattoo of a cursed muhuri on your neck.
47. wewe don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. wewe leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re baridi and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Naruto makes wewe scream, laugh, applaud, au ujumla, jumla just become rather excited.
50. wewe say Naruto quotes
51. wewe daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, au all of Akatsuki member.
52. wewe try to make pairings between characters.
53. wewe try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. wewe throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. wewe carry puppets with you.
56. wewe call your group of Marafiki a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, au philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
59. wewe wear a gigantic black vazi, pazia with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts wewe know about cells are the ones wewe learned from Tsunade
61. wewe have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. wewe imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. wewe buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, au face.
64. wewe always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Naruto foramu and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. wewe spy on girls and call it research.
67. wewe try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. wewe carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. wewe claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all wewe knew how to do was insult people.
71. wewe refuse a tarehe because your saving yourself for Sakura au Sasuke.
72. wewe have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. wewe draw symbols on a scroll and try to muhuri a whole in a ukuta with it.
74. wewe stay up all night waiting for the release of the inayofuata manga chapter.
75. wewe stay up all night waiting for the release of the inayofuata episode.
76. wewe call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. wewe add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your Marafiki names and your not Japanese.
78. wewe follow somebody nyumbani and when they ask wewe why, wewe tell them it’s part wewe mission.
79. wewe use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” au “Did wewe see my shadow clone pass kwa here earlier?”
80. wewe dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. wewe start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. wewe try to sign a contract with blood.
84. wewe hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. wewe paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. wewe keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. wewe try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when wewe can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. wewe try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. wewe drive around with Naruto muziki blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. wewe take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. wewe actually get these jokes and pass them on to other Marafiki who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this orodha as well
94. wewe take your time kusoma all of this
But instead I went down the path of light.
Her auburn hair, her dimpled cheeks
Her smile never gave me creeps.
It brought me comfort as it made her shine.
Her eyes were ones that were very wide.
Her glowing gray orbs showed the way
Down that path that I will betray.
Once it ended, I looked up to her.
Her crying tears made her vision blur.
I asked if she was scared, it seemed rather odd.
She reached out to me and alisema "I'm not."
It all made sense, then and there.
I had a heart, which was never spared.
I left her that day, bewildered one as it is.
I'll never forget her, the one who was not afraid.
The one who wanted me to stay.
'Orihime Inoue'