Chapter 1: anime middle school
Hundreds of anime characters rushed through the hallway trying to get to their inayofuata classes."damnit,where the hell is al,he's gonna be late for class again...." a sho- er I mean,fun sized blonde boy asked looking around the classroom.it was their sekunde siku of 8th grade and their father,hoenheim had told them to try their hardest this year.even though he'd been a state alchemist for a whole mwaka now(A/N: to all fma fans,this is an AU fic so all the characters still have parents and are 11-15 instead of 17 au 20....),their parents still thought they needed a good education."sup pipsqueak?" Ed's half brother envy asked leaning on his dawati with a lollipop in his mouth."DON'T wewe DARE CALL ME SHORT wewe ANGROGEDOUS (sp?) BASTARD!!! And anyway,what're wewe even doing here,this class is for exorcists alchemists and ninja...shouldn't wewe be in class with your little boyfriend deidara?" Ed asked leaning back in his seat.envy blushed."h-hes not my boyfriend!! And I can go wherever I want,I'm a god damn Homunculus...." "ok then shouldn't wewe be in the class across the hall,the one for bad guys....you know,demons,homunculi,akatsuki in training....hollows...." "shut up,alright since wewe seem to care about your big brother so much,I'll just go...." envy alisema as the kengele went off.he shape shifted into kakashi and walked out of the room,so he wouldn't get in trouble for being out past class time."agh,annoying bastard...." "hey,edo-kun....got a pencil?" S boy with shaggy bluish black hair asked leaning across his desk."no rin,last time wewe borrowed my pencil wewe didn't give it back...." "agh fine I'll just borrow one from naruto....annoying squirt..." "WHO'RE wewe CALLING SQUIRT YOU'RE NO TALLER THAN ME!! STUPID EXORCIST!!" "HALF PINT ATHEIST!!" "BLUE HAIRED MONKEY!!" "STINGEE (sp? XD) LITTLE PRI-" "BOTH OF wewe SHUT THE HELL UP!!" The alchemy teacher shouted.they both nearly pissed themselves as they turned around."h-hai....sorry izumi-sensei...." izumi nodded and looked over at the exorcist teacher."arigato izumi....alright,like I alisema yesterday I am your exorcism teacher,adachi-sensei...." "and I am your shinobi instructor,kakashi hatake....." kakashi said.kiba sighed and slumped in his kiti, kiti cha quietly."alright now for attendence....rin okumura?" "Here!!" "Edward elric?" "here!!" "Alex louis Armstrong?" "HERE AND STRONGER THAN EVER,PERHAPS MY AMAZING PHYSIC WILL ENCOURAGE ALL OF wewe TO WORK HARDE-" "ALEXANDER SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!" Alex's sister Olivia shouted from the back row.he sat down quickly."sitting down now...." he mumbled."a-anyway,naruto uzumaki?" "TATTEBYO!!" "Sheimi moriyama?" "Pr-present..." "hinata hyuga?" "H-here..." "Alphonse elric?" No answer."alright,absent....yet his older brother is present and accounted for...." *dannit al,where the hell are you?* Edward thought slumping down and running a hand through his bangs.
*meanwhile,with Alphonse elric*
"So wewe promise you'll see me after school?"
"Of course mei-chan,I'd never lie to you.." "ok al-kun....I upendo you...." a girl with two braided black pigtails alisema kissing Alphonse on his cheek as she ran upstairs to her 8th grade alchemy class.al was also in 8th grade alchemy,but in the advanced class with his brother and a few exorcists.al sighed as he watched his girlfriend hurry up the stairs.the only reason they were late was because they had been making out so long they Lost track of time.al snapped out of his thoughts and ran to his own class with his pack slung over his shoulder."crap crap crap!! Nii-san is going to KILL ME..." Alphonse mumbled running down the hall.he brushed his blonde hair out of his golden eyes as he ran.
*outside,6th grade flying classes*
"Alright,now just do as I do and wewe won't have a problem....watch closely now...." the teacher alisema slowly rising from his spot on the ground."wow that's awsome!!" Ichigo kurosaki shouted as he stared at his teacher with a gleam in his eyes."heh,yes now wewe guys try...." the teacher alisema still floating calmly in the air."hehe...HEY TRUNKS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HEHEHE,I'M FLYING!!!" goten shouted flying upside down,trying to control his body,just to fly face first into the school."oww....that had to hurt....." "COME ON RYUKIA LET'S TRY TOGETHER!! wewe TOO HITSUGIYA!!" ichigo shouted tugging his Marafiki shirts."ichigo please,we're not 11 anymore I don't think wewe need to ye-" "SHUT UP AND FLY TOSHIRO!!" ichigo shouted tossing his friend in the air.orihime stood inayofuata to rukia and stared at the spikey machungwa, chungwa haired boy."ichigo...." she mumbled blushing.she wanted to confess her upendo to him but she was just too damn shy."orihime,ichigo's been your friend for years just ask the god damn kid out already...." rukia alisema running a hand through her hair."I....I would but..." "COME ON BUTTERCUP JUST ONCE!!" "NO WAY,I'M NOT WEARING A STUPID skirt, upindo TO GO ON SOME STUPID tarehe WITH STUPID BUTCH!!" "Buttercup,you just overused the word 'stupid'..." bubbles told her friend as they sat in a mduara, duara in midair."agh...well whatever,I'm not going" she alisema pouting."ahhh.....that butch is so lucky he gets a girlfriend..." ichigo mumbled pouting."now's your chance chick,ho for it...." "b-bu-" "listen,guys are like birds....if wewe get too close and too cocky you'll scare them off...NOW GO!!" Rukia shouted pushing her friend forward.orihime blushed harder as she bumped into him."itai!! hujambo watch where you- oh,hey orihime what's up?" He asked turning to face her."I....ichigo I...." "yeah?" "W.....well...." "what is it orihime spit it out!!!" "Ummm.....SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY!!" she shouted turning and running off.rukia sweatdrooped as ichigo looked confused."I DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,I ONLY HAVE CHEMISTRY.....wait a minute...."
*4th period,lunch time for 8th graders*
"*sigh* neh,wrath..." envy alisema looking at his brother as he shoveled pork into his mouth."hm?" He answered through a mouth full of food."deidara....he's hot isn't he?" Wrath blushed as he moved strands of his nappy dark hair from his eyes.he swallowed his food."you still crushin on him?" "Yeah but he's with sasori...just look at them..." envy alisema watching the long haired blonde stroke the smaller red head's hair as he layed in the blonde's chest."well maybe wewe could get another girlfriend....what about izumo?" "She's with rin...." "ok,what about lucy?" "With natsu...." "erza?" "Gray fullbuster...." "sakura?" "With sasuke..." "hinata.." "naruto...." "nami?" "With luffy" "konan..." "nagato..." "bra?" "Goten..." "videl?" "Gohan..." "ok,what about winry?" "-_-" ELRIC..." "oh,r-right...well jesus Christ I don't think there's any girl for yo-" "LUSTO CHAN!!" envy shouted so loud the whole cafeteria shut up."e-nv-" he rushed over and kissed her on the lips.lust blushed a dark red and closed her eyes happily.gluttony stared at them."lust....can I eat him?" He asked tugging on his uniform skirt, upindo and pointing at envy."hehe..that reminds me of something I would like to do to wewe Britain....." France alisema looking at the boy across the meza, jedwali with rape in his eyes.Britain began to sweat heavily."YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME wewe DAMN FROG!!" he shouted getting up and running off."OH COME ON,THEY EVEN alisema IT IN THE PAINT IT WHITE THAT WE upendo EACH OTHER....sexually....YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH MY BELOVED BRIT!!" France shouted chasing the British boy down the hall."YEAH,GO GET HIM wewe FRENCHY BAGUETTE!! hujambo Japan,ya know what I want?" Japan sighed."is pa-" "PASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!" Italy shouted so loud that even evny and lust stopped undressing each other on the meza, jedwali luffy goten trunks and ganta were sitting at."shiro....what the hell was that?" Ganta whispered to his pale friend."I dunno...but can I have your cookie?" He sighed and gave her his cookie."arigato...." she alisema biting into it like a rabbit."why am I even at school,I wanna be the pirate king not a 9th grader in a mixed high school and middle school....." luffy mumbled fixing the yellow baseball cap, herufi kubwa on his head,even though about 6 teachers had threatened him with detention if he didn't take it off.....which he didn't...."luffy,just shutup and eat will ya,I'm tired of hearing your fac-" "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE FABULOUS GIRLS TO LOOK IN ON,DO wewe KNOW HOW MANY PEEPING HOLES FOR PERVS THERE ARE IN THIS SCHOOL!?!" "SANJI SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!!" nami shouted spitting chakula on her perverted friend unintentionally."alright then....." "hey yukio pass me the salt?" "No..." "b....but why? I'm your big brother...." "you're also shorter than me...." "HAHA,HE GOT wewe GOOD RIN!!" "SHUT UP FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK,WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL wewe THAT wewe DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY DAMN AUTOMAIL ANYMORE!!!!" "I USED TO wewe STUPID DEMON!!" "HALF PINT ALCHEMIST!!" "IDIOT!!" "MIDGET!!" "WHO'RE wewe CALLING SHORT wewe JEEEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!" ed shouted running at rin and trying to kick him in the face,just to have rin pull out his sword and block the kick."COME AT ME BRO!!" "YOU BET I WILL wewe BLUE HAIRED F#CK!!!"
To be continued....
Hundreds of anime characters rushed through the hallway trying to get to their inayofuata classes."damnit,where the hell is al,he's gonna be late for class again...." a sho- er I mean,fun sized blonde boy asked looking around the classroom.it was their sekunde siku of 8th grade and their father,hoenheim had told them to try their hardest this year.even though he'd been a state alchemist for a whole mwaka now(A/N: to all fma fans,this is an AU fic so all the characters still have parents and are 11-15 instead of 17 au 20....),their parents still thought they needed a good education."sup pipsqueak?" Ed's half brother envy asked leaning on his dawati with a lollipop in his mouth."DON'T wewe DARE CALL ME SHORT wewe ANGROGEDOUS (sp?) BASTARD!!! And anyway,what're wewe even doing here,this class is for exorcists alchemists and ninja...shouldn't wewe be in class with your little boyfriend deidara?" Ed asked leaning back in his seat.envy blushed."h-hes not my boyfriend!! And I can go wherever I want,I'm a god damn Homunculus...." "ok then shouldn't wewe be in the class across the hall,the one for bad guys....you know,demons,homunculi,akatsuki in training....hollows...." "shut up,alright since wewe seem to care about your big brother so much,I'll just go...." envy alisema as the kengele went off.he shape shifted into kakashi and walked out of the room,so he wouldn't get in trouble for being out past class time."agh,annoying bastard...." "hey,edo-kun....got a pencil?" S boy with shaggy bluish black hair asked leaning across his desk."no rin,last time wewe borrowed my pencil wewe didn't give it back...." "agh fine I'll just borrow one from naruto....annoying squirt..." "WHO'RE wewe CALLING SQUIRT YOU'RE NO TALLER THAN ME!! STUPID EXORCIST!!" "HALF PINT ATHEIST!!" "BLUE HAIRED MONKEY!!" "STINGEE (sp? XD) LITTLE PRI-" "BOTH OF wewe SHUT THE HELL UP!!" The alchemy teacher shouted.they both nearly pissed themselves as they turned around."h-hai....sorry izumi-sensei...." izumi nodded and looked over at the exorcist teacher."arigato izumi....alright,like I alisema yesterday I am your exorcism teacher,adachi-sensei...." "and I am your shinobi instructor,kakashi hatake....." kakashi said.kiba sighed and slumped in his kiti, kiti cha quietly."alright now for attendence....rin okumura?" "Here!!" "Edward elric?" "here!!" "Alex louis Armstrong?" "HERE AND STRONGER THAN EVER,PERHAPS MY AMAZING PHYSIC WILL ENCOURAGE ALL OF wewe TO WORK HARDE-" "ALEXANDER SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!" Alex's sister Olivia shouted from the back row.he sat down quickly."sitting down now...." he mumbled."a-anyway,naruto uzumaki?" "TATTEBYO!!" "Sheimi moriyama?" "Pr-present..." "hinata hyuga?" "H-here..." "Alphonse elric?" No answer."alright,absent....yet his older brother is present and accounted for...." *dannit al,where the hell are you?* Edward thought slumping down and running a hand through his bangs.
*meanwhile,with Alphonse elric*
"So wewe promise you'll see me after school?"
"Of course mei-chan,I'd never lie to you.." "ok al-kun....I upendo you...." a girl with two braided black pigtails alisema kissing Alphonse on his cheek as she ran upstairs to her 8th grade alchemy class.al was also in 8th grade alchemy,but in the advanced class with his brother and a few exorcists.al sighed as he watched his girlfriend hurry up the stairs.the only reason they were late was because they had been making out so long they Lost track of time.al snapped out of his thoughts and ran to his own class with his pack slung over his shoulder."crap crap crap!! Nii-san is going to KILL ME..." Alphonse mumbled running down the hall.he brushed his blonde hair out of his golden eyes as he ran.
*outside,6th grade flying classes*
"Alright,now just do as I do and wewe won't have a problem....watch closely now...." the teacher alisema slowly rising from his spot on the ground."wow that's awsome!!" Ichigo kurosaki shouted as he stared at his teacher with a gleam in his eyes."heh,yes now wewe guys try...." the teacher alisema still floating calmly in the air."hehe...HEY TRUNKS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HEHEHE,I'M FLYING!!!" goten shouted flying upside down,trying to control his body,just to fly face first into the school."oww....that had to hurt....." "COME ON RYUKIA LET'S TRY TOGETHER!! wewe TOO HITSUGIYA!!" ichigo shouted tugging his Marafiki shirts."ichigo please,we're not 11 anymore I don't think wewe need to ye-" "SHUT UP AND FLY TOSHIRO!!" ichigo shouted tossing his friend in the air.orihime stood inayofuata to rukia and stared at the spikey machungwa, chungwa haired boy."ichigo...." she mumbled blushing.she wanted to confess her upendo to him but she was just too damn shy."orihime,ichigo's been your friend for years just ask the god damn kid out already...." rukia alisema running a hand through her hair."I....I would but..." "COME ON BUTTERCUP JUST ONCE!!" "NO WAY,I'M NOT WEARING A STUPID skirt, upindo TO GO ON SOME STUPID tarehe WITH STUPID BUTCH!!" "Buttercup,you just overused the word 'stupid'..." bubbles told her friend as they sat in a mduara, duara in midair."agh...well whatever,I'm not going" she alisema pouting."ahhh.....that butch is so lucky he gets a girlfriend..." ichigo mumbled pouting."now's your chance chick,ho for it...." "b-bu-" "listen,guys are like birds....if wewe get too close and too cocky you'll scare them off...NOW GO!!" Rukia shouted pushing her friend forward.orihime blushed harder as she bumped into him."itai!! hujambo watch where you- oh,hey orihime what's up?" He asked turning to face her."I....ichigo I...." "yeah?" "W.....well...." "what is it orihime spit it out!!!" "Ummm.....SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY!!" she shouted turning and running off.rukia sweatdrooped as ichigo looked confused."I DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,I ONLY HAVE CHEMISTRY.....wait a minute...."
*4th period,lunch time for 8th graders*
"*sigh* neh,wrath..." envy alisema looking at his brother as he shoveled pork into his mouth."hm?" He answered through a mouth full of food."deidara....he's hot isn't he?" Wrath blushed as he moved strands of his nappy dark hair from his eyes.he swallowed his food."you still crushin on him?" "Yeah but he's with sasori...just look at them..." envy alisema watching the long haired blonde stroke the smaller red head's hair as he layed in the blonde's chest."well maybe wewe could get another girlfriend....what about izumo?" "She's with rin...." "ok,what about lucy?" "With natsu...." "erza?" "Gray fullbuster...." "sakura?" "With sasuke..." "hinata.." "naruto...." "nami?" "With luffy" "konan..." "nagato..." "bra?" "Goten..." "videl?" "Gohan..." "ok,what about winry?" "-_-" ELRIC..." "oh,r-right...well jesus Christ I don't think there's any girl for yo-" "LUSTO CHAN!!" envy shouted so loud the whole cafeteria shut up."e-nv-" he rushed over and kissed her on the lips.lust blushed a dark red and closed her eyes happily.gluttony stared at them."lust....can I eat him?" He asked tugging on his uniform skirt, upindo and pointing at envy."hehe..that reminds me of something I would like to do to wewe Britain....." France alisema looking at the boy across the meza, jedwali with rape in his eyes.Britain began to sweat heavily."YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME wewe DAMN FROG!!" he shouted getting up and running off."OH COME ON,THEY EVEN alisema IT IN THE PAINT IT WHITE THAT WE upendo EACH OTHER....sexually....YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH MY BELOVED BRIT!!" France shouted chasing the British boy down the hall."YEAH,GO GET HIM wewe FRENCHY BAGUETTE!! hujambo Japan,ya know what I want?" Japan sighed."is pa-" "PASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!" Italy shouted so loud that even evny and lust stopped undressing each other on the meza, jedwali luffy goten trunks and ganta were sitting at."shiro....what the hell was that?" Ganta whispered to his pale friend."I dunno...but can I have your cookie?" He sighed and gave her his cookie."arigato...." she alisema biting into it like a rabbit."why am I even at school,I wanna be the pirate king not a 9th grader in a mixed high school and middle school....." luffy mumbled fixing the yellow baseball cap, herufi kubwa on his head,even though about 6 teachers had threatened him with detention if he didn't take it off.....which he didn't...."luffy,just shutup and eat will ya,I'm tired of hearing your fac-" "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE FABULOUS GIRLS TO LOOK IN ON,DO wewe KNOW HOW MANY PEEPING HOLES FOR PERVS THERE ARE IN THIS SCHOOL!?!" "SANJI SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!!" nami shouted spitting chakula on her perverted friend unintentionally."alright then....." "hey yukio pass me the salt?" "No..." "b....but why? I'm your big brother...." "you're also shorter than me...." "HAHA,HE GOT wewe GOOD RIN!!" "SHUT UP FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK,WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL wewe THAT wewe DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY DAMN AUTOMAIL ANYMORE!!!!" "I USED TO wewe STUPID DEMON!!" "HALF PINT ALCHEMIST!!" "IDIOT!!" "MIDGET!!" "WHO'RE wewe CALLING SHORT wewe JEEEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!" ed shouted running at rin and trying to kick him in the face,just to have rin pull out his sword and block the kick."COME AT ME BRO!!" "YOU BET I WILL wewe BLUE HAIRED F#CK!!!"
To be continued....
