Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater au Naruto au any of that jazz!
Warning: Swearing, so if wewe don't like it, don't read these!
Story Time!:
Crona P.O.V:
Maka pulled me aside and Soul just missed us. "What the heck are wewe doing!?" Maka yelled at Soul, I could tell she was scared. "Trying to kill you, duh. Haven't wewe been listening?" Black nyota alisema in a annoyed voice. "Shut up." Maka snapped. "Ugh. This is getting aggravating! When can we eat their soul's?" A familiar voice said. Both mine and Maka's heads snapped towards where the voice came from and were slightly shocked to see Kid. "W-what did wewe do to Liz, Patty and Tsubaki!?" Maka demanded. He smirked, "I got bored of their little girl screams and decided I'd come see the real action. Ya know, the two that aren't complete embarrassments?" Maka growled, "Screw you!" He smirked. "What was that? The hell you'd just say to me Albarn?" He growled. Maka glared at him. "I said, 'Screw. You.' wewe annoying asymmetrical garbage!" She growled. Kid stared at her for a few sekunde before falling to the ground with his face in his hands mumbling something about killing himself. I just stared at him. "R-really? He still does that? Even when h-he's fighting?" Maka sighed. "Retard....." "What did wewe say pigtails!?" Kid yelled shooting up off the ground. "Nothing, pundamilia, punda milia hair." Maka replied nonchalantly. "How dare you! Zebra's are abominations and I will not be compared to one kwa such garbage!" He growled at her. "Oh shut up failure." Maka remarked rolling her eyes. "Dammit! I am a pre-kieshen! I demand respect dammit!" Maka grinned. "Oh, so wewe admit it? YOU, Lord Death's own heir, is going against the D.W.M.A? Against your dad?" Maka asked with a dark look in her eyes. Kid smirked. "Yes bookworm, I admit it, now shut up and let us eat your soul." He growled. Maka just grinned wider, "Oh no, I think I'll keep my soul thank wewe very much. But, Lord Death will be very pleased to take all three of your's." Maka reached into her overcoat pocket and pulled out a black round object. "Ooh, what wewe got there Maka? wewe gonna beat us to death with a bouncy ball?" Soul asked with a snort. Maka smirked, "This isn't a ball retards.... It's a bomb." All three boys eyes got huge. "You're going to blow us up!?" Soul screeched. "You wouldn't dare! It'd mean killing both wewe AND CRONA in the process!" Black nyota snorted. "I never alisema that it was THAT kind of bomb, did I dorks?" Maka alisema shaking her head. The boys eyes narrowed in confusion. Maka just shrugged, held up the bomb and slammed it onto the pavement causing an explosion of thick, green colored smoke to go everywhere. I yelped when I felt a hand grasp my wrist but then grinned when I realized it was Maka. She pulled me out of the smoked and I could hear Black nyota yelling, Kid screaming that things were unsymmetrical and Soul mumbling that being fooled kwa a flat-chested girl was "Uncool". "let's go." Maka alisema before running down the road towards the D.W.M.A with me running inayofuata to her. 'We're going to live...' I thought, 'We're really okay....'
