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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die!

Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!

Yo mama's so hairy Naruto thought she was a Summon.

Yo mama's so fat, she scared L into giving up all sweets.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty.

Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.

Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!

Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double.

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic!

Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man.

Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma.

Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat!

Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran.

Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School.

Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z.

Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!

Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival.

Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua!

Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself.

Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground.

Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat kwa a Narutard in the masquerade!

Yo mama's so ugly that when Kakashi looked directly at her, he Lost an eye.

Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.

Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.

Yo Mama'S eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted

Yo momma so ugly even Naruto cant "believe it"

yo mama so ugly she is the reason kakashi wears a mask

Yo mama so fat that Neji couldn't hit her chakra points.
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Ok! I do not own Naruto characters, i am just a crazy shabiki uandishi for my own sake, to get this story off of my head.

Synopsis; Kumiko is of the Uzumaki Clan, like all other Uzumaki's she is extremely powerful. Like Nagato she possess Rinnengan, and like Kushina her hair is powerful, a beautiful shade of white, but when in battle it turns blood red, and takes a while to change back changing from red - pink- white. Her eye's are green unlike other members of the Clan. Coming to Leaf with her twin brother in escape from their village in SNOW when they were found out to be Uzumaki's. They escaped(barely)...
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posted by mitsuki963
onna no ko hajimemashita
tameiki wa vioron no shirabe ni nite
akai mi hajikechatta
mada anata o shiranai

"konna koto hajimete" tte
manazashi wa aku no hana sakimidarete
mori e to tsuzuku basu sutoppu
demo anata wa tsurenai

karameta hada ni myakuutsu
koi no shiruetto
karui mahou
usotsuki na kuchibiru sou kasaneteru dake no

nee kamisama
warui ko ni naritai yo
ii ko ni shiteru kara onegai da yo
zurui koto sasetoite
ii koto shitai nara
sukaato hirugaeshite
sugu kaeru yo
doyoubi wa haresou da

kamisama, ijimenaide

aa koi o hajimetakute
agesome shi maegami no sono nagasa to
ringo ni kakete chikau...
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posted by juurizero
NOTE:This is not real first episode ok?



In the afternoon when Sakura chan was awakened she realized that her kerchief gone
Sakura:Mom!where is my kerchief?
Sakura*s mom:is on the bed!
Sakura:of...thanks mom
sakura*s mom:ok do not be late right?
sakura:ok mom!this is the day!I be a genin yeah
Naruto:Sakura chan!How are you?
Sakura:wow Naruto wewe look great!
Naruto:thanks!
Sakura:you seen sasuke?
Naruto:No sorry!
Sakura:umm ok!
Sasuke walk and sakura seen him
Sakura:Sasuke kun!!
Naruto:Sakura chan
She pushed naruto
Ino:what is about wewe fool why wewe are down?
Naruto:one word „sasuke”
Ino:yep!

In the classroom...
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About the characters: Kaylee Is the oldest, she is 19 and it is stated in their towns law that the eldest child of an organizations leader has no other choice but to participate,she is one of the boss' kids. Chloe is the inayofuata in line to participate in her fathers organization, she is 16, she dreads the siku she turns 19 and must participate in her fathers dirty games, she does not want the destiny that her father chose for her, all she wants is too be normal, but alas, that is not what is to become of her. Jackie is the youngest, but oddly the most intelligent out of the three,she is 15, she...
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posted by Sasunaru120
I will never stop

My life has not been easy.
But that never has brought me down.
When ever they say that I couldn’t do it.
I proved them wrong.
Working hard never letting go.

I was shunned, feared and hated.
I was being misunderstood.
But that didn’t stop me.
I would prove my worth.
I would let them see who I really am.

Then the years progressed.
There were some that believed in me.
It made me happy.
That something I had achived.
I was no longer alone.

But there was one.
Always arrogant and sure of himself.
Thought he was better then me.
Annoying and making me look bad.
I pointed him out as my rival.

He would...
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1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.

2. wewe attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when wewe have a lot to do.

3. wewe try to talk to toads

4. wewe and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other

5. wewe make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow moto will come out of your mouth

6. wewe burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu

7. wewe wish wewe had the Sharingan to cheat on a test

8. you're determined to sample ramen

9. wewe try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'

10. wewe see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their...
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 Name: Nyle. Age: 15. Gender: Male.
Name: Nyle. Age: 15. Gender: Male.
KONNICHIWA!

Hiraite's finally uandishi another story!

She's got another one although not in this site
but she's using the same image (character, that is).

She's having it anime-style, if wewe must know.

And kwa the way, sorry if she's uandishi in the present tense.

Hope wewe guys enjoy!!!

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BAUDELAIRE'S CUBE
by hiraite

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Chapter 1: Baudelaire High School

It's already the last siku of the sports festival at the well-known Baudelaire High School and still, almost half of the student population is...
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