Note: Steele is a bad guy on this.
nyota was at his house watching TV when a commercial for an international airline came on. The airline was called Jetstar. At the end of the commercial it alisema “Let’s do it, Let’s fly Jetstar!”
“Why do wewe watch that crap Star?” his cocky owner asked from across the room.
Star’s owner, Ralph Tyrant wasn’t a very cheerful man. He picked up the remote and changed the channel. “Ahhhh MTV my inayopendelewa channel,” he said.
nyota grunted and got up. He approached his chakula bag, put a paw on it and let out a whine.
“Can’t wewe get it yourself?” Ralph asked “Oh it’s sealed, I’m sorry.”
Ralph opened the bag and left. nyota reached his head in the bag and ate from that. After nyota was done he set out and went to Balto’s Boat.
“Balto I found a Something cool,”
“What is it?”
“I saw a cool airline on TV.”
“What’s it called?”
“Jetstar.”
“Nice go tell that to the other dogs.”
“I will.”
nyota went to Kaltag’s house. Kaltag was laying relaxing on the couch.
“Hey Kaltag guess what.”
“What.”
“I found a cool airline called Jetstar.”
“Nice.”
“I’m going to tell Nikki.”
nyota went to Nikki’s house. Nikki was sleeping once again leaving his fat stomach exposed.
“Nikki!” nyota yelled.
Nikki jumped and woke up. “What is it.”
“I found a cool airline called Jetstar.”
“That’s great, now let me sleep.
nyota went to Jenna’s house.
“Hey Jenna.”
“What”
“I have some good news.”
“Me too.”
“Oh, wewe go first.”
“No wewe can go”
“Ok, well I found a cool airline called Jetstar.”
“Cool. Well promise me wewe won’t tell Balto this.
“I promise.”
“Well… I’m pregnant.
“Whoa really?”
“Yes.”
“Wow
Meanwhile, at the telegraph station, there was a message that came in from Bolivia.
Nome: We’re having heavy snow showers. We need 6 mbwa to be sent up.
La Paz: We have 6 good mbwa we’re going to send and 7th requested one.
Nome: Thank wewe we have a large load we have to send to what used be a desert.
La Paz: wewe are very welcome.
nyota requested to take Jetstar Airways. His request was granted.
“Oh crap!” Kaltag complained.
“You’re flight leaves tomorrow out of Anchorage.” the mayor said.
The inayofuata siku there was no wind and perfect weather. Star, Kaltag, Jenna, Balto, Nikki, Steele, and Dixie were loaded onto a small Beechcraft 1900 dual turboprop, and will be taken to Anchorage. Once they got to Anchorage they boarded the Jetstar aircraft. It was an ndege kubwa, airbus A330-200. Star, Nikki and Kaltag got the 3 seats in the middle of the plane’s fuselage and Balto and Jenna in the two seats to the left of the fuselage. They were in first class au on this airline it’s called nyota class, but Steele and Dixie got a rip off, they got the two worst seats at the back of the plane, where there was no recline, a galley (kitchen) right behind them, and a bathroom on both sides of them.
“These seats suck!” Steele alisema viciously
“But at least we have each other.” Dixie said.
During the flight safety presentation a flight attendant stood inayofuata to Star. “Hey lady!” nyota alisema excitedly, “Guess what, My name is nyota I’m flying on Jetstar airways and I’m flying on the nyota class. Don’t wewe think that’s amazing?”
The flight attendant got spooked and walked away.
“Hey Kaltag don’t wewe think that’s so Amazing!”
Kaltag hit nyota really hard. In the middle with Star, Nikki and Kaltag, Kaltag is in the middle (E) kiti, kiti cha nyota on the left (D) kiti, kiti cha and Nikki on the right (F) seat. With Balto and Jenna, Balto is in the isle (B) kiti, kiti cha and, Jenna is on the widow kiti, kiti cha (A) seat.
nyota became conscious. The plane was on the taxiway and just about to take off when nyota pulled down his tray table.
“Not yet!” Kaltag yelled. He hit nyota on the head not only making him unconscious but making him hit his chin on the tray table.
There was a Southwest 737 and Continental 757 that went out before the Jetstar aircraft, and a Frontier A319 that came in, along with a Delta airlines MD-90 before the Jetstar aircraft. That gave nyota enough time to become conscious again before takeoff.
The engines roared as the plane sped up. The nose of the plane lifted pulling the rest of the plane with it.
“This is a better feeling than pulling a sled!” nyota yelled.
“This is the sekunde best feeling I had!” Balto said.
“What’s the first best?” nyota asked.
“I’ll tell wewe later,” Balto replied
“Balto!” Jenna yelled.
“You don’t want me to tell him?”
“No, it’s not that, look on the wing.”
“Oh my god! Mom!”
Balto was only able to see her for about 5 sekunde before she disappeared through the clouds.
“Crap!” Balto alisema totally disappointed.
About half way through the flight, lunch was served on the aircraft.
“I’ll have the extra large maharage, maharagwe burrito with an order of rice,” Nikki said.
The flight attendant had a translator, that goes from dog to English. Then she took Kaltag’s order.
“I’ll have the steak,” Kaltag said.
She took Star’s order.
“I’ll have the bacon burger,” nyota alisema as if he were a kid.
The flight attendant took Jenna’s order.
“I’ll have the chicken salad,” Jenna said.
The flight attendant took Balto’s order.
“I’ll have the Whopper,” right then Balto started cracking up.
“Balto that’s Burger King,” Jenna said.
“That’s the joke stupid,” Balto said. “I’ll have the steak.”
The flight attendant walked away, and in about 30 dakika the flight attendant came out with the orders.
“Enjoy,” she said.
Near the end of the flight, after the plane was clear of the clouds, Balto saw his mom again.
“Please stay there for the rest of the flight,” Balto prayed, but she disappeared. “Crap!”
The plane was meters from the runway. It hit the ground. “Oww that hurt my butt,” nyota said.
The plan taxied to the gate.
“Kaltag, what’s that giant tube connecting to the plane?” nyota asked.
“I don’t know but I think were going to have to walk through it.”
“Oh, crap.”
The mbwa de-boarded the plane.
“Ok let’s see. What do we do?” nyota asked.
“This place is huge.” Balto said.
“This is the biggest the hugest the most impressive…”
“This is amazing.” nyota busted out.
Kaltag hit nyota but he didn’t become unconscious so nyota decided to hit Kaltag knocking Kaltag out.
“Good job Star,” Balto complimented.
“Thank wewe Balto.”
“You know, I’ve always loved you.”
“What about when wewe worshipped Steele?”
“Well behind his back I hated him.”
“What?” Steele demanded. “That’s it I’m going over there and I am going to murder you!”
“Hey!” Balto interrupted, “Star isn’t going down without a fight.”
“Star can’t fight.”
“I meant wewe and me fight.”
“Never mind.”
Kaltag hit nyota and once again nyota hit Kaltag.
“Baggage claim,” nyota said. “Hey think we’re supposed to go to the baggage claim.”
“Yes we are you’re right,” Jenna said.
“I’ll use my sniffing powers to get us there.”
“But wewe don’t know what it smells like,” Steele alisema trying to make excuses.
“I have a clue wewe know,” nyota alisema not afraid to argue with Steele.
“This way.” nyota alisema “Follow me.”
They approached an escalator.
“What is this?” nyota asked
“It looks like moving stairs.” Balto replied.
“Whos is going first?” Nikki asked.
“I will.” Jenna offered “Lady’s first wewe know.”
Jenna took a step onto the escalator.
“Whoa. This is actually fun.”
“I’ll go next.” nyota said.
“No lady’s first.” Dixie said.
“Hey no fighting.” Kaltag said. “Star is half girl.”
“Yah, Kaltag’s gets it.” nyota alisema not paying attention to what Kaltag just said. “HEY!”
“You go Dixie.”
“Thank you. I’ve always loved wewe Star.”
nyota had a embarrass smile on his face.
“I’ll go after Dixie.”
The 7 mbwa went Down and to the baggage claim where they saw a man with a sign saying “Star.”
“Hey I think that’s for us.” nyota said.
nyota approached the man.
“You must be Star.”
“Star nodded his head.”
“You’re a cute dog. I’m Bill, Bill Yards. I’ll lead wewe to your limo.”
nyota didn’t know what a limo was. When they got in the limo every dog thought it was nice.
“Hey Balto, what was that feeling that was better than taking off in a plane?”
Balto whispered the feeling in Star’s ear. nyota was totally stunned.
“What is it?” Kaltag asked.
Balto whispered the same thing in Kaltag’s ear. Kaltag was also totally stunned.
“I don’t wanna know.” Nikki said
When they got to the hotel nyota laid down on the bed.
“I had a rough day,” nyota alisema with his face on the bed.
“Look at this kuoga system!” Kaltag shouted. “I’d actually enjoy a bath in here!”
“Star move, that’s my bed!” Steele ordered.
“No I claimed it first.” nyota argued.
“Do wewe want to fight!?”
“I’m not in the mood.”
Steele was about to pull nyota kwa the scruff of his neck and throw him on the ground, when Balto hit Steele with his head as hard as he could which forced Steele to slam against the ukuta and become unconscious.
The inayofuata morning, Steele was still unconscious. The door was opened kwa the musher.
“Let’s go!” He yelled excitedly.
“Steele wake up!” Balto yelled.
Steele heard that and falcon, kozi pawnched Balto.
“Balto!” nyota yelled.
Balto got up.
The mbwa were hooked and went in this order:
Star
Balto
Kaltag
Jenna
Nikki
Steele
On the sled was small Dixie ready to replace any dog that got hurt. She’s almost like a spare tire for a car. A spare car tire is smaller than the rest for just enough time to get to your destination. That’s almost like Dixie and this team.
The team set off.
“Hey Star.” Kaltag said.
“Yes.”
“Can wewe believe Metallica is in Nome?”
“No I can’t”
About 3 quarters of the way to the desert place, Steele was still really mad and wanted to get revenge on someone. Then he realized Nikki was in front of him. Steele came up with one of his evil pans. Out of nowhere Steele bit Nikki’s leg as hard as he could, making Nikki fall over and stopping the team. The musher got off the sled and went to Nikki. Steele hasn’t let go of Nikki’s leg yet.
“Let go of his leg!” the musher yelled
The musher tried puling Steele’s jaws apart. Steele let go of Nikki’s leg but bit the musher’s hand. The musher used his free hand to try to ngumi, punch Steele’s mouth until he let go. Steele let go and Nikki was replaced with Dixie.
But there was a small switch around. Now it goes like:
Star
Kaltag
Dixie
Balto
Steele
Balto was risking life to be in front of Steele so no one else will get hurt.
Once they got to the desert place, which is now a tundra, and luckily there was a hospital there for Nikki. He was ok and there was nothing wrong with him. He was also able to pull the sled again.
The team spent the night in a hotel that only had 2 beds. Three mbwa would have to sleep with the musher and 4 will have to sleep together. But The musher wasn’t taking any chances, he put Steele on the floor. So now only 2 had to sleep with him. To sleep with him, he chose, Nikki, because he was hurt, and Star, the lead dog. The night passed and the return load was put on the sled.
“Hike!” the musher yelled.
It was back in the original formation. Time passed slowly. It felt like a week passed when it was just an hour.
“I need something to pass the time.” Kaltag alisema impatiently
“Sing another one of Metallica’s songs.” Jenna offered.
“Hows bout Enter Sandman.” Nikki offered.
“Good idea.” Kaltag alisema “Here it goes.”
Say your prayers little one
Don't forget my son
To include everyone
I tuck wewe in, warm within
Keep wewe free from sin
'Til the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your mto tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite, yeah
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your mto tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little baby don't say a word
And never mind that noise wewe heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Boo! Yeah yeah!
We're off to never-never land
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land
“Was that good?” Kaltag asked.
“It was great.” nyota alisema nicely
“Really?”
“Yes. In fact after hearing wewe sing that and The Thing That Should Not Be I think wewe could actually be James Hetfeild.”
“Thanks.”
A few hours passed they were almost back to La Paz.
“Hey everyone!” nyota alisema “Do wewe want to fly Jetstar back?”
“No.” Everyone but the 2 girls said.
“What airline are we going to fly then?” nyota asked
“We’ll see on TV” Kaltag said.
“Ok.”
“La Paz city limit!” the musher yelled.
“Yee!” nyota yelled.
“Yee?” Kaltag questioned.
“Yes, but replace the s with an e.”
“Oh ok”
“There’s the building!” the musher yelled
The sled stopped and the mbwa went to the hotel.
“That run was the was the hardest, the most endurable, the most painful…” Kaltag began his rant
“That was some run!” nyota interrupted.
Kaltag hit nyota but nyota hit Kaltag back and Kaltag was unconscious.
“Star wewe are awesome!” Balto complimented.
When Kaltag got up he said, “Hey nyota I have to admit, wewe are the coolest, the awesomest, the sickest…”
“Really?” nyota asked interrupting Kaltag.
Kaltag hit nyota then realized what he just did. “Oh Crap!”
“It’s ok, I upendo wewe Kaltag.” nyota said.
The night passed. nyota was up early watching TV looking for an airline.
“Bye bags we upendo you!” a guy on TV said.
nyota saw the coolest looking plane he had ever seen.
“Bags fly free!” the commercial announcer said. “So go to Southwest.com!”
“Hey everyone!” nyota yelled waking all the mbwa up.
“What?” Balto asked.
“I found an airline.”
“What is it?”
“Southwest Airlines.”
“Sweet get tickets online.”
“Ok.”
nyota went to southwest.com. Got tickets
“And we are,” nyota waited for the boarding position because for Southwest wewe don’t have assigned seats so wewe have a boarding position. “A3, A4, A5. A6, A7, A8, and C29. Me for A3, Balto for A4, Jenna for A5, Kaltag for A6, Dixie for A7, Nikki for A8, and Steele for C29. Oh what a rip off for Steele. Poor guy.”
The siku went and came and now the mbwa were at the airport.
“Let’s see, flight 2367 departing from Gate D14 at 9:47 am.” nyota said.
He checked the ukuta clock.
“8:50.” nyota observed`
“We have a little less than an hour.” Kaltag said.
“I guess I’ll hand the tickets out.” nyota offered. “A4 for Balto
“Thanks.”
“A5 for Jenna. A6 for Kaltag. A7 for Dixie. A8 for Nikki. And C29 for Steele.”
“Haha very funny.” Steele alisema “What’s my real number.”
“Dude look on the card.” nyota replied.
“Why wewe little!” Steele yelled.
He started strangling nyota and would not let go.
“Steele get off him!” Balto yelled.
Steele didn’t let go. nyota became unconscious from lack of oxygen.
“That’s it, I have to falcon, kozi pawnch him.” Balto threatened.
Balto punched under Steele’s chin. After that Steele let go. Balto carried nyota until he became conscious. nyota didn’t gain consciousness until they got to the gate. nyota found himself sitting in front of the coolest looking plane ever.
“What happened?” nyota asked
“Steele strangled wewe until wewe were unconscious,” Balto replied.
“Why.”
“Long story.”
“Now boarding flight 2367.” a gate worker said. “A1 to A30 can line up.
All the mbwa but Steele lined up.
“I hate dogs.” the ticket ringer said. His name was Francis and he was cockier than Nikki. “I also hate that ringing sound.”
“I upendo that ticket ringing.” nyota protested. “This guy’s probably high.”
The mbwa boarded and saw there was only 6 seats across the fuselage. The Jetstar one had 7 across in first class and 9 across in economy. Star, Kaltag and Dixie sat at row 2 D,E,F and Balto, Jenna and Nikki sat at 3 A,B,C. Dixie sat at D, nyota sat at E and Kaltag sat at F. Jenna sat at A, Balto sat at B, and Nikki sat at C.
“Now boarding C1 through C30.”
“Finally!” Steele yelled.
He approached Francis.
“This one’s ugly.” Francis said.
Steele growled and boarded. When Steele got on there was only 1 kiti, kiti cha left, it was between 2 fat people, it had no recline and a bathroom was right behind it.
“Eww.” Steele complained.
nyota was looking back at Steele. “Poor guy.”
The plane was on the taxi way and ready to take off.
“Control tower to flight 2367 one aircraft coming in and you’re good to go.” one of the control tower workers said
“Roger that!” The pilots of flight 2367 said.
“Today on this flight to Anchorage we will be flying over land and sea.” the flight attendant alisema “So get ready to do the sea evacuations over land and then the land evacuations over sea. When there is little au no oxygen in the plane oxygen masks will drop. To wear them wewe put the cup thing over your mouth then pull the plastic string over your head. If wewe have a child au someone uigizaji like a child assist them after wewe put on your mask. If wewe have 2 kids choose which one wewe upendo more. No, Just kidding there will be a lot of time for 2 kids. So please enjoy your flight.
nyota was ready for that one awesome feeling. The plane’s engines roared and the plane made an ascent. nyota heard a beep similar to the ticket ring and wondered what it was. Then the flight attendant started speaking
“We have complimentary soft drinks on this flight to Anchorage, Alaska with complimentary peanuts and airplane crackers. But the alcohol drinks are not complimentary but wewe can easily buy them at an easy price of $3.25. We will be coming around to hand out peanuts crackers and take your drink order.”
The flight attendants came around. Everyone was assisted. About 10 dakika later, Kaltag closed his window and drifted into a sleep, but about 15 dakika later he woke up to feel his kiti, kiti cha shaking. At first he thought it was turbulence, and opened his window to look out, but saw nothing. Looked over to the left to see nyota and Dixie making out.
“AHH” Kaltag yelled.
Kaltag hit nyota making Dixie and nyota butt heads. That didn’t knock nyota out but it knocked Dixie out.
“No, Dixie.” nyota said.
nyota punched Kaltag right in the face. Dixie gained consciousness and her and nyota started making out again. Kaltag couldn’t stand the sight of nyota and Dixie making out along with hugging. Kaltag called the flight attendant.
“Can wewe get these 2 to stop please?” Kaltag asked.
The flight attendant got them to stop.
“Balto!” Jenna said.
“What?”
“Your mom.”
“Really? MOM!”
“Shhh wewe might wake Nikki up.”
The both saw Nikki sleeping with his head on the tray table.
Aniu disappeared.
“Balto, I have something to tell you.”
“What?”
“I’m…well…I’m pregnant.”
“What!”
“Yes.”
“WOW!”
A few hours passed.
“We are almost half way through the flight and we are serving meals and we are coming around to take your order.”
The dog’s orders were taken, and they ate. They slept, a few zaidi hours passed. It was almost dark and almost to Anchorage. Five dakika passed the landing gear was down and they were ready to land. The wheels touched the ground and the plane landed. The plane taxied to the gate. The mbwa de boarded got in the smaller plane and went to Nome. They were nyumbani now.
Prologue
That night Dixie and nyota just decided to go and make out in a dark alley.
“Ahh my inayopendelewa alley.” Kaltag alisema “I upendo to hang out here.”
Kaltag had a flashlight with him and aimed it at nyota and Dixie.
“Ok will wewe 2 please stop making out everywhere?” Kaltag asked
“Sorry,” nyota alisema “We upendo each other.”
“Get married then!”
“Ok thanks for the advise.”
“I’ll tell everyone!”
“You do that.”
Balto 2 takes place next
nyota was at his house watching TV when a commercial for an international airline came on. The airline was called Jetstar. At the end of the commercial it alisema “Let’s do it, Let’s fly Jetstar!”
“Why do wewe watch that crap Star?” his cocky owner asked from across the room.
Star’s owner, Ralph Tyrant wasn’t a very cheerful man. He picked up the remote and changed the channel. “Ahhhh MTV my inayopendelewa channel,” he said.
nyota grunted and got up. He approached his chakula bag, put a paw on it and let out a whine.
“Can’t wewe get it yourself?” Ralph asked “Oh it’s sealed, I’m sorry.”
Ralph opened the bag and left. nyota reached his head in the bag and ate from that. After nyota was done he set out and went to Balto’s Boat.
“Balto I found a Something cool,”
“What is it?”
“I saw a cool airline on TV.”
“What’s it called?”
“Jetstar.”
“Nice go tell that to the other dogs.”
“I will.”
nyota went to Kaltag’s house. Kaltag was laying relaxing on the couch.
“Hey Kaltag guess what.”
“What.”
“I found a cool airline called Jetstar.”
“Nice.”
“I’m going to tell Nikki.”
nyota went to Nikki’s house. Nikki was sleeping once again leaving his fat stomach exposed.
“Nikki!” nyota yelled.
Nikki jumped and woke up. “What is it.”
“I found a cool airline called Jetstar.”
“That’s great, now let me sleep.
nyota went to Jenna’s house.
“Hey Jenna.”
“What”
“I have some good news.”
“Me too.”
“Oh, wewe go first.”
“No wewe can go”
“Ok, well I found a cool airline called Jetstar.”
“Cool. Well promise me wewe won’t tell Balto this.
“I promise.”
“Well… I’m pregnant.
“Whoa really?”
“Yes.”
“Wow
Meanwhile, at the telegraph station, there was a message that came in from Bolivia.
Nome: We’re having heavy snow showers. We need 6 mbwa to be sent up.
La Paz: We have 6 good mbwa we’re going to send and 7th requested one.
Nome: Thank wewe we have a large load we have to send to what used be a desert.
La Paz: wewe are very welcome.
nyota requested to take Jetstar Airways. His request was granted.
“Oh crap!” Kaltag complained.
“You’re flight leaves tomorrow out of Anchorage.” the mayor said.
The inayofuata siku there was no wind and perfect weather. Star, Kaltag, Jenna, Balto, Nikki, Steele, and Dixie were loaded onto a small Beechcraft 1900 dual turboprop, and will be taken to Anchorage. Once they got to Anchorage they boarded the Jetstar aircraft. It was an ndege kubwa, airbus A330-200. Star, Nikki and Kaltag got the 3 seats in the middle of the plane’s fuselage and Balto and Jenna in the two seats to the left of the fuselage. They were in first class au on this airline it’s called nyota class, but Steele and Dixie got a rip off, they got the two worst seats at the back of the plane, where there was no recline, a galley (kitchen) right behind them, and a bathroom on both sides of them.
“These seats suck!” Steele alisema viciously
“But at least we have each other.” Dixie said.
During the flight safety presentation a flight attendant stood inayofuata to Star. “Hey lady!” nyota alisema excitedly, “Guess what, My name is nyota I’m flying on Jetstar airways and I’m flying on the nyota class. Don’t wewe think that’s amazing?”
The flight attendant got spooked and walked away.
“Hey Kaltag don’t wewe think that’s so Amazing!”
Kaltag hit nyota really hard. In the middle with Star, Nikki and Kaltag, Kaltag is in the middle (E) kiti, kiti cha nyota on the left (D) kiti, kiti cha and Nikki on the right (F) seat. With Balto and Jenna, Balto is in the isle (B) kiti, kiti cha and, Jenna is on the widow kiti, kiti cha (A) seat.
nyota became conscious. The plane was on the taxiway and just about to take off when nyota pulled down his tray table.
“Not yet!” Kaltag yelled. He hit nyota on the head not only making him unconscious but making him hit his chin on the tray table.
There was a Southwest 737 and Continental 757 that went out before the Jetstar aircraft, and a Frontier A319 that came in, along with a Delta airlines MD-90 before the Jetstar aircraft. That gave nyota enough time to become conscious again before takeoff.
The engines roared as the plane sped up. The nose of the plane lifted pulling the rest of the plane with it.
“This is a better feeling than pulling a sled!” nyota yelled.
“This is the sekunde best feeling I had!” Balto said.
“What’s the first best?” nyota asked.
“I’ll tell wewe later,” Balto replied
“Balto!” Jenna yelled.
“You don’t want me to tell him?”
“No, it’s not that, look on the wing.”
“Oh my god! Mom!”
Balto was only able to see her for about 5 sekunde before she disappeared through the clouds.
“Crap!” Balto alisema totally disappointed.
About half way through the flight, lunch was served on the aircraft.
“I’ll have the extra large maharage, maharagwe burrito with an order of rice,” Nikki said.
The flight attendant had a translator, that goes from dog to English. Then she took Kaltag’s order.
“I’ll have the steak,” Kaltag said.
She took Star’s order.
“I’ll have the bacon burger,” nyota alisema as if he were a kid.
The flight attendant took Jenna’s order.
“I’ll have the chicken salad,” Jenna said.
The flight attendant took Balto’s order.
“I’ll have the Whopper,” right then Balto started cracking up.
“Balto that’s Burger King,” Jenna said.
“That’s the joke stupid,” Balto said. “I’ll have the steak.”
The flight attendant walked away, and in about 30 dakika the flight attendant came out with the orders.
“Enjoy,” she said.
Near the end of the flight, after the plane was clear of the clouds, Balto saw his mom again.
“Please stay there for the rest of the flight,” Balto prayed, but she disappeared. “Crap!”
The plane was meters from the runway. It hit the ground. “Oww that hurt my butt,” nyota said.
The plan taxied to the gate.
“Kaltag, what’s that giant tube connecting to the plane?” nyota asked.
“I don’t know but I think were going to have to walk through it.”
“Oh, crap.”
The mbwa de-boarded the plane.
“Ok let’s see. What do we do?” nyota asked.
“This place is huge.” Balto said.
“This is the biggest the hugest the most impressive…”
“This is amazing.” nyota busted out.
Kaltag hit nyota but he didn’t become unconscious so nyota decided to hit Kaltag knocking Kaltag out.
“Good job Star,” Balto complimented.
“Thank wewe Balto.”
“You know, I’ve always loved you.”
“What about when wewe worshipped Steele?”
“Well behind his back I hated him.”
“What?” Steele demanded. “That’s it I’m going over there and I am going to murder you!”
“Hey!” Balto interrupted, “Star isn’t going down without a fight.”
“Star can’t fight.”
“I meant wewe and me fight.”
“Never mind.”
Kaltag hit nyota and once again nyota hit Kaltag.
“Baggage claim,” nyota said. “Hey think we’re supposed to go to the baggage claim.”
“Yes we are you’re right,” Jenna said.
“I’ll use my sniffing powers to get us there.”
“But wewe don’t know what it smells like,” Steele alisema trying to make excuses.
“I have a clue wewe know,” nyota alisema not afraid to argue with Steele.
“This way.” nyota alisema “Follow me.”
They approached an escalator.
“What is this?” nyota asked
“It looks like moving stairs.” Balto replied.
“Whos is going first?” Nikki asked.
“I will.” Jenna offered “Lady’s first wewe know.”
Jenna took a step onto the escalator.
“Whoa. This is actually fun.”
“I’ll go next.” nyota said.
“No lady’s first.” Dixie said.
“Hey no fighting.” Kaltag said. “Star is half girl.”
“Yah, Kaltag’s gets it.” nyota alisema not paying attention to what Kaltag just said. “HEY!”
“You go Dixie.”
“Thank you. I’ve always loved wewe Star.”
nyota had a embarrass smile on his face.
“I’ll go after Dixie.”
The 7 mbwa went Down and to the baggage claim where they saw a man with a sign saying “Star.”
“Hey I think that’s for us.” nyota said.
nyota approached the man.
“You must be Star.”
“Star nodded his head.”
“You’re a cute dog. I’m Bill, Bill Yards. I’ll lead wewe to your limo.”
nyota didn’t know what a limo was. When they got in the limo every dog thought it was nice.
“Hey Balto, what was that feeling that was better than taking off in a plane?”
Balto whispered the feeling in Star’s ear. nyota was totally stunned.
“What is it?” Kaltag asked.
Balto whispered the same thing in Kaltag’s ear. Kaltag was also totally stunned.
“I don’t wanna know.” Nikki said
When they got to the hotel nyota laid down on the bed.
“I had a rough day,” nyota alisema with his face on the bed.
“Look at this kuoga system!” Kaltag shouted. “I’d actually enjoy a bath in here!”
“Star move, that’s my bed!” Steele ordered.
“No I claimed it first.” nyota argued.
“Do wewe want to fight!?”
“I’m not in the mood.”
Steele was about to pull nyota kwa the scruff of his neck and throw him on the ground, when Balto hit Steele with his head as hard as he could which forced Steele to slam against the ukuta and become unconscious.
The inayofuata morning, Steele was still unconscious. The door was opened kwa the musher.
“Let’s go!” He yelled excitedly.
“Steele wake up!” Balto yelled.
Steele heard that and falcon, kozi pawnched Balto.
“Balto!” nyota yelled.
Balto got up.
The mbwa were hooked and went in this order:
Star
Balto
Kaltag
Jenna
Nikki
Steele
On the sled was small Dixie ready to replace any dog that got hurt. She’s almost like a spare tire for a car. A spare car tire is smaller than the rest for just enough time to get to your destination. That’s almost like Dixie and this team.
The team set off.
“Hey Star.” Kaltag said.
“Yes.”
“Can wewe believe Metallica is in Nome?”
“No I can’t”
About 3 quarters of the way to the desert place, Steele was still really mad and wanted to get revenge on someone. Then he realized Nikki was in front of him. Steele came up with one of his evil pans. Out of nowhere Steele bit Nikki’s leg as hard as he could, making Nikki fall over and stopping the team. The musher got off the sled and went to Nikki. Steele hasn’t let go of Nikki’s leg yet.
“Let go of his leg!” the musher yelled
The musher tried puling Steele’s jaws apart. Steele let go of Nikki’s leg but bit the musher’s hand. The musher used his free hand to try to ngumi, punch Steele’s mouth until he let go. Steele let go and Nikki was replaced with Dixie.
But there was a small switch around. Now it goes like:
Star
Kaltag
Dixie
Balto
Steele
Balto was risking life to be in front of Steele so no one else will get hurt.
Once they got to the desert place, which is now a tundra, and luckily there was a hospital there for Nikki. He was ok and there was nothing wrong with him. He was also able to pull the sled again.
The team spent the night in a hotel that only had 2 beds. Three mbwa would have to sleep with the musher and 4 will have to sleep together. But The musher wasn’t taking any chances, he put Steele on the floor. So now only 2 had to sleep with him. To sleep with him, he chose, Nikki, because he was hurt, and Star, the lead dog. The night passed and the return load was put on the sled.
“Hike!” the musher yelled.
It was back in the original formation. Time passed slowly. It felt like a week passed when it was just an hour.
“I need something to pass the time.” Kaltag alisema impatiently
“Sing another one of Metallica’s songs.” Jenna offered.
“Hows bout Enter Sandman.” Nikki offered.
“Good idea.” Kaltag alisema “Here it goes.”
Say your prayers little one
Don't forget my son
To include everyone
I tuck wewe in, warm within
Keep wewe free from sin
'Til the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your mto tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite, yeah
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your mto tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little baby don't say a word
And never mind that noise wewe heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Boo! Yeah yeah!
We're off to never-never land
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land
“Was that good?” Kaltag asked.
“It was great.” nyota alisema nicely
“Really?”
“Yes. In fact after hearing wewe sing that and The Thing That Should Not Be I think wewe could actually be James Hetfeild.”
“Thanks.”
A few hours passed they were almost back to La Paz.
“Hey everyone!” nyota alisema “Do wewe want to fly Jetstar back?”
“No.” Everyone but the 2 girls said.
“What airline are we going to fly then?” nyota asked
“We’ll see on TV” Kaltag said.
“Ok.”
“La Paz city limit!” the musher yelled.
“Yee!” nyota yelled.
“Yee?” Kaltag questioned.
“Yes, but replace the s with an e.”
“Oh ok”
“There’s the building!” the musher yelled
The sled stopped and the mbwa went to the hotel.
“That run was the was the hardest, the most endurable, the most painful…” Kaltag began his rant
“That was some run!” nyota interrupted.
Kaltag hit nyota but nyota hit Kaltag back and Kaltag was unconscious.
“Star wewe are awesome!” Balto complimented.
When Kaltag got up he said, “Hey nyota I have to admit, wewe are the coolest, the awesomest, the sickest…”
“Really?” nyota asked interrupting Kaltag.
Kaltag hit nyota then realized what he just did. “Oh Crap!”
“It’s ok, I upendo wewe Kaltag.” nyota said.
The night passed. nyota was up early watching TV looking for an airline.
“Bye bags we upendo you!” a guy on TV said.
nyota saw the coolest looking plane he had ever seen.
“Bags fly free!” the commercial announcer said. “So go to Southwest.com!”
“Hey everyone!” nyota yelled waking all the mbwa up.
“What?” Balto asked.
“I found an airline.”
“What is it?”
“Southwest Airlines.”
“Sweet get tickets online.”
“Ok.”
nyota went to southwest.com. Got tickets
“And we are,” nyota waited for the boarding position because for Southwest wewe don’t have assigned seats so wewe have a boarding position. “A3, A4, A5. A6, A7, A8, and C29. Me for A3, Balto for A4, Jenna for A5, Kaltag for A6, Dixie for A7, Nikki for A8, and Steele for C29. Oh what a rip off for Steele. Poor guy.”
The siku went and came and now the mbwa were at the airport.
“Let’s see, flight 2367 departing from Gate D14 at 9:47 am.” nyota said.
He checked the ukuta clock.
“8:50.” nyota observed`
“We have a little less than an hour.” Kaltag said.
“I guess I’ll hand the tickets out.” nyota offered. “A4 for Balto
“Thanks.”
“A5 for Jenna. A6 for Kaltag. A7 for Dixie. A8 for Nikki. And C29 for Steele.”
“Haha very funny.” Steele alisema “What’s my real number.”
“Dude look on the card.” nyota replied.
“Why wewe little!” Steele yelled.
He started strangling nyota and would not let go.
“Steele get off him!” Balto yelled.
Steele didn’t let go. nyota became unconscious from lack of oxygen.
“That’s it, I have to falcon, kozi pawnch him.” Balto threatened.
Balto punched under Steele’s chin. After that Steele let go. Balto carried nyota until he became conscious. nyota didn’t gain consciousness until they got to the gate. nyota found himself sitting in front of the coolest looking plane ever.
“What happened?” nyota asked
“Steele strangled wewe until wewe were unconscious,” Balto replied.
“Why.”
“Long story.”
“Now boarding flight 2367.” a gate worker said. “A1 to A30 can line up.
All the mbwa but Steele lined up.
“I hate dogs.” the ticket ringer said. His name was Francis and he was cockier than Nikki. “I also hate that ringing sound.”
“I upendo that ticket ringing.” nyota protested. “This guy’s probably high.”
The mbwa boarded and saw there was only 6 seats across the fuselage. The Jetstar one had 7 across in first class and 9 across in economy. Star, Kaltag and Dixie sat at row 2 D,E,F and Balto, Jenna and Nikki sat at 3 A,B,C. Dixie sat at D, nyota sat at E and Kaltag sat at F. Jenna sat at A, Balto sat at B, and Nikki sat at C.
“Now boarding C1 through C30.”
“Finally!” Steele yelled.
He approached Francis.
“This one’s ugly.” Francis said.
Steele growled and boarded. When Steele got on there was only 1 kiti, kiti cha left, it was between 2 fat people, it had no recline and a bathroom was right behind it.
“Eww.” Steele complained.
nyota was looking back at Steele. “Poor guy.”
The plane was on the taxi way and ready to take off.
“Control tower to flight 2367 one aircraft coming in and you’re good to go.” one of the control tower workers said
“Roger that!” The pilots of flight 2367 said.
“Today on this flight to Anchorage we will be flying over land and sea.” the flight attendant alisema “So get ready to do the sea evacuations over land and then the land evacuations over sea. When there is little au no oxygen in the plane oxygen masks will drop. To wear them wewe put the cup thing over your mouth then pull the plastic string over your head. If wewe have a child au someone uigizaji like a child assist them after wewe put on your mask. If wewe have 2 kids choose which one wewe upendo more. No, Just kidding there will be a lot of time for 2 kids. So please enjoy your flight.
nyota was ready for that one awesome feeling. The plane’s engines roared and the plane made an ascent. nyota heard a beep similar to the ticket ring and wondered what it was. Then the flight attendant started speaking
“We have complimentary soft drinks on this flight to Anchorage, Alaska with complimentary peanuts and airplane crackers. But the alcohol drinks are not complimentary but wewe can easily buy them at an easy price of $3.25. We will be coming around to hand out peanuts crackers and take your drink order.”
The flight attendants came around. Everyone was assisted. About 10 dakika later, Kaltag closed his window and drifted into a sleep, but about 15 dakika later he woke up to feel his kiti, kiti cha shaking. At first he thought it was turbulence, and opened his window to look out, but saw nothing. Looked over to the left to see nyota and Dixie making out.
“AHH” Kaltag yelled.
Kaltag hit nyota making Dixie and nyota butt heads. That didn’t knock nyota out but it knocked Dixie out.
“No, Dixie.” nyota said.
nyota punched Kaltag right in the face. Dixie gained consciousness and her and nyota started making out again. Kaltag couldn’t stand the sight of nyota and Dixie making out along with hugging. Kaltag called the flight attendant.
“Can wewe get these 2 to stop please?” Kaltag asked.
The flight attendant got them to stop.
“Balto!” Jenna said.
“What?”
“Your mom.”
“Really? MOM!”
“Shhh wewe might wake Nikki up.”
The both saw Nikki sleeping with his head on the tray table.
Aniu disappeared.
“Balto, I have something to tell you.”
“What?”
“I’m…well…I’m pregnant.”
“What!”
“Yes.”
“WOW!”
A few hours passed.
“We are almost half way through the flight and we are serving meals and we are coming around to take your order.”
The dog’s orders were taken, and they ate. They slept, a few zaidi hours passed. It was almost dark and almost to Anchorage. Five dakika passed the landing gear was down and they were ready to land. The wheels touched the ground and the plane landed. The plane taxied to the gate. The mbwa de boarded got in the smaller plane and went to Nome. They were nyumbani now.
Prologue
That night Dixie and nyota just decided to go and make out in a dark alley.
“Ahh my inayopendelewa alley.” Kaltag alisema “I upendo to hang out here.”
Kaltag had a flashlight with him and aimed it at nyota and Dixie.
“Ok will wewe 2 please stop making out everywhere?” Kaltag asked
“Sorry,” nyota alisema “We upendo each other.”
“Get married then!”
“Ok thanks for the advise.”
“I’ll tell everyone!”
“You do that.”
Balto 2 takes place next