Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i alisema so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought wewe couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do wewe see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one wewe hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...
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