what happened last night?!
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GG: hujambo upper east siders its the inayofuata siku and i dont have any evidence on how chuck and blair's tarehe went. get me anything wewe can because wewe know how i upendo a scandle.
Waldorf apartment:
(blair is getting her nails done kwa dorota)
B: god i hate that basshole.
D: what happened miss blair?
B: nothing last night didnt happen i had a boring night in and did not go on a tarehe with that chuck bass'tard.
D: well whatever happened maybe it is a misunderstanding.
B: no its chuck being chuck, he's so far up his own arse that he doesnt care what he does.
D: maybe i can help if... (Interrupted)
B: he really puts the punda in bass
van der bass, besi apartment:
(serena is talking to chuck)
S: how did things go with blair last night?
C: not so good
S: oh no what happened?
C: it doesnt matter all im going to say is that last night was a mistake and its not happening again.
S: if wewe dont tell me i'll ask blair it might take a bit of decoding considering she will be making curse words out of your name.. but.
C: im just not a one women man
S: are wewe saying wewe ditched blair for someone else?
C: no im not that mean, i may have checked another girl out and she may have give me her number but i wasnt going to call her.#
S: Chuck?
C: i dont see what was so wrong because i wasnt going to call her.
S: wewe dont get another girls number when you're on a tarehe and blair only knows the horrible pervy side of wewe how do wewe think it made her feel?
C: look i'll leave blair alone and she'll never have to step foot near me again. (Sounds abit upset)
S: you're in upendo with her arn't you?
C: chuck bass, besi doesnt do upendo and feelings
S: wewe knew that would annoy blair because wewe were falling in upendo with her and didnt want her to notice.
C: the only thing i upendo is money and the pleasure money gives me.
S: no wewe upendo her. chuck bass, besi is in love. word i never thought i would use in a sentence.
C: im not in upendo with her.
S: whatever wewe say chuck but if wewe dont apoligse you'll lose her.
C: can i borrow your phone for a second.
S: sure.
(Chuck texts blair)
chuck text:
hujambo B meet me at the met steps- S
blair text:
ok five minutes- B
At the met steps:
(blair sees its chuck not serena)
B: did wewe send that message?
C: yes
B: im leaving Basshole
C: Blair!
B: Chuck wewe got some girls number while wewe we were on a tarehe im not going to forgive you.
C: B im sorry and i regret it this is why i called wewe here. we're going on our sekunde first tarehe so we can pretend the first, first tarehe never happened. (smiles)
B: bass, besi wewe had me at im sorry. im pretty sure wewe have never alisema that before.
C: good because i wasnt taking no for an answer.
(for the tarehe chuck took blair to the cinema but got the cinema to play her favourite movie and to make sure they were the only one in the cinema and then he took her to her favourite french resturant after he takes her home)
B: i had a good time
C: im glad i really had to make up for what i did to you. i know i was stupid.
B: its ok no need to explain what wewe did tonight was so absolutly perfect i could not have imagined a better date.
C: wewe give me a very short time to do it all five dakika to book a resevation for a resturant and a cinema screen is hard to do but worth it.
B: i guess after what wewe did tonight i have to repay you.
C: no wewe dont i was the one who messed up
B: but i want to.
C: what did wewe have in mind.
B: back to your suite in the palace.
C: sounds good (smiles)
(Back at chuck's place they go to the kitanda room and have sex)
GG: looks like tarehe with the devil went well. no not the first one the sekunde one. so does this mean blair has a thing for the dark prince. are they dating. time will tell.
one week later:
(Blair and Serena are at the met steps)
S: so how are things between wewe and Chuck?
B: oh S they're amazing. he's so sweet.
S: are wewe sure we're talking about the same chuck.
B: S he is really romantic. we've decided to go public.
S: im happy for wewe B... for both of you. you've changed him.
B: no he's still same minpulating and evil chuck just without all the women.
S: do wewe upendo him? (serena smiles)
B: i think i do... actually i know i do. how are things between wewe and humphrey?
S: it's going well i know wewe dont aprove of me dating a brooklyner but...
B: But nothing. he's not boyfriend material maybe he's just a fling.
S: no its more. i upendo him.
B: well i guess if your happy im happy... no thats lies
(They both laugh)
GG: what a nice ending looks like B has got her prince and S has got her... toad. maybe someday she will kiss the right one... whatever happened to wewe and nate S we're just dying to know. all's well that ends well. wewe know wewe upendo me. xoxo. gossip girl.
lucky lucky B!
