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A/N: i hope wewe liked the last one enough to come read this one and review. please review and tell me what wewe liked what wewe hated what wewe think i should change and any idea's wewe can think of.
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victoria and gregory were eating their breakfast. hannah was coming to walk to school with victoria and tristan was coming to go to school with gregory in the limo. chuck was in the jikoni eating his breakfast aswell and blair was sitting beside him looking over some papers for her work.

G: so who's face do wewe plan on sucking today?
V: i dont suck peoples faces greg, i mearly look for someone who is suitable to be my boyfriend and that means they have to be a good kisser.
G: no you're just zaidi like me than wewe like to admit.
V: no wewe sleep around with girls even though wewe are only 13 and me i will kiss zaidi than 1 boy but it doesnt go any further than that.
B: victoria clair bass, besi wewe do not go around kissing bila mpangilio boys and gregory nathanil bass, besi wewe do not treat girls like that.
V: mom i am only testing to see if they are a good kisser and suitable boyfriend material.
C: no one is suitable boyfriend material for you. (victoria rolls her eye)
G: i was testing out other parts.
B: GREGORY! (chuck smirks and blair slaps him upside the head)
C: what was that for? (laughs)
B: wewe are encoraging him.
C: i wasnt (smirks)
B: yes wewe were, just because wewe were like that with women in school doesnt mean he can.
C: i was like that and now im a married man with three children.
G: yes i think dad is setting a wonderful example.
B: fine if gregory is allowed to sleep around so is victoria.
V: i think thats fair.
C: well i wont encorage him any zaidi but even wewe know i wont be able to stop him he's a bass. just like if victoria wanted to sleep around i wouldnt be able to stop her either. but victoria dont sleep around.
V: i wont daddy.
B: hopefully we wont be having alot of these conversations with maddie when she is older.
G: yeah right. if anything she'll be worse.
KNOCK KNOCK
V: i'll get it (gets up and majibu the door) hannah come in.
H: oh kwa the way do wewe have your history homework done.
V: no.
H: ok we'll get it off tyler.
B: vicky if i get another phone call about no homework you're getting wewe credit card took off you.
V: oh come on mom i have had alot on my mind lately.
B: oh yeah like what?
V: well...
H: her minions are trying to dethrone her and we are trying to find all the dirt we can on them.
C: remind wewe of anyone sweetie.
B: shut up chuck.
C: plus it's not as if she needs school, she wants to be a CEO i am one, she can have the buisness if she wants it when i cant look after it au im dead.
H: uncle chuck dont say that.
V: yes daddy i dont want to think about wewe been cold and in the ground.
B: he's already got the cold bit down to a fine art (said playfully)
C: oy you.
H: vicky get your stuff and lets go.
V: yeah before they start making out. it's gross.
H:(laughs)
G: she's telling the truth hannah, im warning wewe because wewe family.
H:(laughs again)ok thanks wewe guys but im use to it. wewe do know who my parents are.
V: lets go.
(victoria and hannah leave)
KNOCK KNOCK
G:(opens the door)tristan lets leave.
T: how did wewe know it was me?
G: because victoria and hannah have already left.
T: ok lets go.

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victoria and hannah arrive at school they walk over to nathan and tyler has not arrived yet.

Na: took wewe two long enough.
V: sorry but i allowed greg to have to limo this morning.
H: where's ttyler he's normally here before us.
Na: i dont know i text him and he didnt text back.
V: did wewe try calling him?
Na: no.
H: look i'll call him now.
V: i dont have a good feeling about this, tyler told me that his mother was going to work early this morning leaving him alone with his father probably wasnt the smartes thing to do
Na: calm down victoria he'll be fine.
H: tyler wont pick up.
V: oh great.
Na: vicky dont worry.
V: how can wewe not expect me to worry he's one of my best Marafiki nathan, i would worry all the same for wewe au hannah if wewe had a father like tylers but wewe dont so... what if something happened.
H: it's ok vicky. please dont worry tyler doesnt trust his father he will know what to do if that situation happens.
Ty(tyler): hujambo guys.
V: tyler thank god. why didnt wewe answer your phone (hugs him)
Ty: because it fell down the toilet when i went to open Nathan's text.
H: why werent wewe here early like usual?
Ty: because my alarm clock didnt go off so i got up a bit later and then i had a conversation with my father.
Na: what type of conversation?
Ty: my father apoligised and he alisema he understood if i never trust him again but he wanted to try to make it up to me and my mother.
V: well i'll never like him, and wewe can talk to me about him whenever wewe like ok.
Ty: thanks.
H: wewe made vicky completly freak out
V: he did not.
Na: he did so.
V: wewe two are so annoying.

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gregory and tristan arive at school and go over to their friends, rachel and brooke humphrey. they are jonathan's sisters. twins and they had dark hair like their father dan.

G: hello girls.
R(rachel): hey
Br(brooke): hi, tristan why is wewe hair sitting like that.
T: like what? (runs a hand through his hair)
Br: never mind.
R: so what are we going to do today?
G: i could do wewe if wewe want.
R: your henious
T: rachel i thought you'd be use to gregory kwa now.
G: well her twin is most definatly use to me.
R: wewe slept with him.
Br: innocent until proven guilty.
G: oh your most definalty guilty.
R: ew gregory shut up. brooke did wewe sleep with gregory.
Br: i did, but not only did i sleep with him but he swiped my v-card.
R+T: ew.
G: brooke isnt as innocent as wewe two thought.
Br: he's rather good in bed.
R: ew shut up.
G: it's so easy to get a rise out of wewe R.
Br: not as easy as it is to get something to rise in you.
R: what have wewe done to my sister?
G: not a thing wewe clearly dont know her as well as i do then.
T: yes rachel doesnt know her unidentcal twin as well as you, that doesnt seem weird at all.
G: shut up archibald.
R: wewe are so weird gregory and now i think my own sister is weird.
Br: wewe upendo me really rach
R: yes and im sure daddy will upendo greg when i tell him that he took your virginity.
T: i would upendo to be there for that.
R: and you're welcome to come.
G: im not afraid of your father rachel.
Br: our father punched your father in the face when they were younger.
G: i dont care, my father may have slept around and treated women like a tissue use once and throw away but he is a better man now, so im using my youth for sleeping around before i get older.
T: so wewe have it all planned out?
G: i did but i like not being tied down i might continue to sleep around.
R: of course wewe would.
Br: lucky girls.
G: right now i like brooke zaidi than wewe rachel.
R: well maybe i can change that (said flirtasiosly)
G: what do wewe have in mind?
R: come here and i'll onyesha you.
(gregory walks over to rachel and when there faces are inches apart rachel kicks him in the shin)
T: way to go rachel.
G: how is it possible that wewe played a bass?
R: im very smart and anyone can play a bass, besi if wewe pretend wewe are going to have sex with them.
Br: it's true.
(they all laugh)

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nathan and victoria have a free class and nathan is smoking outside the school, victoria is talking to him.

Na: so your parents anniversary chajio, chakula cha jioni is coming up.
V: it is?
Na: what are wewe buying them?
V: im getting something made for them.
Na: why not buy them something?
V: Nathan my family have billions of dollars, my allowence is over 1000$ my parents can buy anything they want so im getting a video made of all their best moments.
Na: i guess that makes sense.
V: yeah.
Na: no need to be cheeky little miss billionaire.
V: (laughs) shut up. wewe use to be cool wewe know when we use to get my dad to get us ice lollies before dinner.
Na: oh yeah, wewe mother hated him that day.
V: she hated him for longer than a day.
Na: vicky i have a swali for you.
V: ok ask it.
Na: wewe alisema to me that tyler shouldnt trust his father ever again but your father wasnt there for the first four years of your life and wewe completly trust him. how can wewe trust someone who left wewe and your mother?
V: well it's different, my dad left because his mother died giving birth to him and he was scared the same would happen to her he thought that she had moved away so he did the same but he never hooked up with anyone else because he still loved her, when he came back he fought for us and i know that he'll never leave again because not every father would have admited that whole story. he trusted that i'd be there for him if he told me so i put trust in him.
Na: oh right.
V: and my father never hit me.
Na: makes sense, your fathers cool aswell.
V: of course he is he's your cool uncle chuck as he says.
Na: he is.

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serena is cleaning up the meza, jedwali which is covered in paint from the twins. selena and aidan always managed to cover the meza, jedwali in paint even though there was newspapers down. nate just came nyumbani from work.

N(nate): hujambo sweetie.
S: hey.
N: where's the twins?
S: they fell asleep watching t.v. and our teenage children are at school.
N: i know that's why i didnt ask.
S:(kissses him) dont be smart.
N: i upendo you.
S: i upendo wewe too.
N: the kids probably wont be up for a while.
S: what do wewe have in mind?
N: we could go to the bedroom and have a little fun.
S: ok. but we have to take protection no zaidi children are coming out of me.
N: ok.
(they go to the bedroom and the twins wak up)
Se: MOMMY CAN wewe MAKE US A SANDWICH! (shouted from the kids bedroom)
S: guess having fun is out of the question.
N: (laughs)

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A/N: hujambo please review and i hope wewe enjoyed it.
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GG: Buon Giorno, That's Good Morning to you. Rise and Shine Upper East Siders, We're in Rome and the fun's just beginning. With Lucas and Chuck on the same trip, in the same hotel, on the same floor and after the same girl...Somethings gotta give, and I'll be watching...

At Breakfast the inayofuata morning.
The bottom of Chuck's nose is swallen after Lucas's punch.
Nate and Chuck are sitting at one table. Serena and Dan jiunge them.

S: (Sees his nose) God Chuck. What happened to you?
C: I had a breif enounter with Blair's boy toy
S: Lucas did that?
N: (Chewing breakfast) wewe should...
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At School.
Serena and Blair are sitting in the courtyard eating lunch.

S: So What happened the other night at Victrola
B: Nothing (looks down)
S: B?
B: Nothing I swear
S: (looks at Blair waiting for an answer)
B: If I give wewe Chuck Bass, A tone of booze and a Whore joint namly Victrola, draw your own conclusion S...
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All the Chair nukuu from season 1. :) Because we upendo them. Can wewe pick just one? ;)



Episode 1.02 - The Wild Brunch

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?


Episode 1.03 - Poison Ivy

Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why wewe called.
Blair: wewe know me well.

Chuck: Admit it, even for me, this is good.
Blair: If wewe weren't such a perv, i'm sure the CIA would hire wewe in a second.
Chuck: Defending my country? There's a future I never imagined.
Blair: With good reason.

Chuck: It's a facility for the...
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