First and foremost, what would Gossip Girl be without Chuck Bass? The Dan and Blair rom com? Excuse us while we vomit. Chuck ties everyone together; he’s the upendo of Blair’s life, Serena’s brother, Nate’s best friend, and Dan’s superior in every way imaginable. What would Nate do without him? Sleep with every guest nyota EVER, that’s what. Half of his scenes are with Chuck, mostly pointing out how awesome Chuck is and how Chuck and Blair are meant for each other! And why have the Diana Payne/Bart bass, besi connection if they were just going to kill him off? There’s zaidi to that story for sure — without Chuck, who gives a flying fuck? inayofuata to the Serena and Blair friendship (which is pretty much DOA at the moment), Chuck bass, besi IS Gossip Girl. When Ed Westwick is filming GG scenes, people FLOCK to the set. When they need to send someone to promote their show? They send Ed. What would they do without him? Puh-lease. He couldn’t be so lucky. ;-)
Secondly, yes, Chuck has had several brushes with death. But, that’s just it. If they wanted to kill him, they could have done so in 3.22 au 5.10, au even all the way back in Season Two. But, they didn’t. Why? Because that would be terrible storytelling and no one would watch their craptastic show. Chuck has had a rough life. Why put him through all that just to kill him when the onyesha is almost over? Why the emphasis on Chuck’s growth arc this season? Right when Chuck becomes the man he (and Blair) always wanted him to be, the writers are like, “LOL. Psyche!” Just…no. If karma exists, he’s long overdue for happiness. And there is far, FAR zaidi foreshadowing that Chuck will finally find happiness, then Chuck will find himself meshed with the pavement below the Empire State Building. zaidi to the point, if Chuck had jumped from the freaking Empire State Building, nobody would be sitting in a hospital waiting room. They would be at a morgue trying to identify him kwa the dust of his femur au something.
Most importantly, IF, in fact, the “spoilers” about Chuck’s death are true, it obviously points to a confirmation that SOMEONE is in some kind of altered dream state. In fact, a coma nightmare au some kind of play on “Inside” would actually make a lot of sense for the last half of this season, considering how completely fucked up it’s been. It would explain the OOC-ness of certain characters, it would explain the fact that we occasionally feel like we are on a bad acid trip when watching certain episodes, and it would actually make it possible for the writers to neatly tie this season together. It would be an AHA moment, and we would find reason in a hopeless case. au upendo in a hopeless place. Whatever. So, maybe, just maybe, Chuck — au somebody — is waking from their coma at the time this all takes place. Remember Chuck’s words from 5.09? “The worst thing happened and I didn’t die.” #Foreshadowing au maybe Dan’s awful fanfiction is finally coming to a gruesome end. If so, praise Jesus.
Whether it be a coma nightmare, au some kind of “Inside” meta bullshit, we are 100% certain that Chuck bass, besi will not actually be killed off. DO wewe HEAR US, FANDOM? Because the death of Chuck would mean the death of GG itself, and the writers have approximately 13 zaidi episodes after the finale to end their onyesha with dignity. How embarrassing to write for the lowest rated onyesha on televisheni — so rated because the writers would have officially done everything in their power to do every worst possible storyline. Awesome.
And let us not forget… Chuck bass, besi can fly.
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