Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of wewe purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!


Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do wewe like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...


Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: wewe have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do wewe think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]


Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't wewe bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of wewe together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless wewe want dear Nathaniel to know how wewe Lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else wewe can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.


Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in kitanda together] wewe were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like wewe ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And wewe were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like wewe do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires wewe moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before wewe landed in my kitanda we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust wewe can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be bitch, kahaba enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: wewe know, they say that wewe upendo something wewe should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if wewe hate something wewe should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I upendo it when wewe talk dirty Blair.


Chuck Bass: Who is that?
Blair Waldorf: Probably some bitch, kahaba from Chapin.
Chuck Bass: A hot bitch, kahaba from Chapin.


Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] hujambo let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: wewe know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: wewe know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, wewe want me to tell him how wewe slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do wewe think he'll believe? wewe who bangs anything in his field of vision au me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: wewe knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of wewe I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] hujambo Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If wewe think I'm gonna let wewe walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe wewe a black eye so unless this is wewe coming to claim it, stay away from her.


Chuck Bass: wewe looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.
Blair Waldorf: Oh, Is that what I am to you?
[kisses him]
Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?
Chuck Bass: inayofuata to him yes...
[flips her over, she is now straddling him]
Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.
Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on wewe remember? Cause wewe don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone too.
[pulls him up kwa his collar]
Blair Waldorf: But wewe have to learn to behave yourself first.
[she kisses him again]


Chuck Bass: [to Blair] I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.


Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The swali is, bass, besi — will you?



Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a swali of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.


Marcus [sees Blair and Chuck] ... Blair!
Blair: ohmigod, ohmigod.
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: wewe don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, wewe knew exactly who it was.


Chuck: [to Nate] kwa the way Archibald, now that the summer's over I can tell wewe I never believed any of the talk that wewe hit it with my sis... [sees Blair] morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.


Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?


Chuck:You never belonged to Nate. Never have, never will.


Blair: Thanks for the lift home
Chuck: wewe were amazing up there
(Blair looks at him for a moment, then leans in for a kiss. Their lips touch lightly, before Chuck pulls away)
Chuck: wewe sure?
(Blair pauses briefly, then kisses him passionately. Things progress as the screen fades to black)