Blair and Serena

1. Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!

Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.

Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. wewe could ask for a better rebound!

Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Blair: Oh, a honk instead of a knock!...