1. Pilot

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought wewe were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.

Blair: We should get going, unless wewe want us to wait for you. Looks like wewe got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She Lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena: I upendo you, B.
Blair: I upendo you, too, S.

Blair: She better not onyesha her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

2. The Wild brunch

Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It...

Serena: wewe brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as wewe are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.

Blair: Oh Nate, what are wewe doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.

Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. wewe can see it from space.


Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served zaidi time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew wewe and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.


Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're...