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Lyrics to my favourite P!nk song.. Even though it's friggin depressing

posted by Canada24

Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad wewe didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

wewe fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come nyumbani to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what upendo could be, you'll see.

I don't want upendo to destroy me like it has done
my family.

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Can we work it out!?
(Can we?)
Can we be a family!?
(CAN WE!?)
I promise I'll be better.
(I promise!)
Mommy I'll do anything!
(I'll do anything!)

Can we work it out!?
Can we be a family!?
I promise I'll be better.
Daddy please don't leave!

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Daddy please stop yellin,
(Stop).
I can't stand the sound.
(Can't stand the sound).
Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need wewe around.

My mama she loves you.
(I know it).
No matter what she says its true.
I know that she hurts you, but remember I love
you, too.

I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away! (ran away!)
Don't wanna go back to that place, but don't have
no choice, no way!

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It ain't easy growin up in World War III
Never knowin what upendo could be, well I've seen.

I don't want upendo to destroy me like it did my
family!

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Can we work it out?
(Can we work it!?)
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise)
Mommy, I'll do anything

(Anything to keep wewe HEEEEEERE!!)

Can we work it out?
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise, I promise)
Daddy, please don't leave
(Stay)

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In our family portrait!!
(In our family portrait)
We look pretty happy!
(We look pretty happy)
Let's play pretend!
(Let's play pretend)
Let's act like it comes naturally!
(That's right)
(That's right)

I don't wanna have to mgawanyiko, baidisha the holidays!
(No, no)
I don't want two addresses!
(No)
I don't want a stepbrother anyways!
And I don't want my Mom, have to change her LAST NAMMMMMMME!

In our family portrait
(AHHHHHHH!!)
We look pretty happy
(Nonono!!)
We look pretty normal
(Lalala!)
Let's go back to that.

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In our family portrait
We look pretty happy
Let's play pretend
Act like it goes naturally

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
Let's play pretend
(I promise I'll be better)
Act like it goes naturally
(Daddy please don't leave)
Oh let's go back oh lets go back to that

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Lets go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Turn around please

Remember that the night wewe left
wewe took my shining star?

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Don't leave us here alone

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Mom will be nicer
I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother
Oh, I won't spill the maziwa at chajio, chakula cha jioni
I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right
I'll be your little girl forever
I'll go to sleep at night

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Canada24 majibu dumb questions:

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer maswali such as THIS one"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

Can wewe get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"

Why are babies ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."

Is is normal to be in upendo with your dog?
"... wewe need help"...

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juu ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil: PART 2

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for upendo and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted kwa Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...

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juu ten John Marston nukuu

posted by Canada24

#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give wewe insight -- I'll onyesha wewe what your guts look like.

#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 zaidi sekunde your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard aliiba our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...

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Most badass voices for shooter games

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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 au 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..

#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in televisheni shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...

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juu 20 funny Niko Lines

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#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!

#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!

#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!

#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. wewe know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!

#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!

#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!

#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...

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BEST OF DITTO: Part 1

posted by Canada24

THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. wewe 'deserved' something zaidi special.. Don't wewe feel honored, love?
Twilight: wewe MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No zaidi Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE wewe have a family!...

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juu 10 Christian nukuu

posted by Canada24

#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"

#2:
Guy: What wewe doing with it anyway?
Christian: wewe know. It's probably one of those things wewe SHOULDN'T ask about.

#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!

#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"

#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..

#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"

#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"

#8:
Jimmy: Why are wewe holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.

#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"

#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"

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juu 5 best Slipknot Chorus's

posted by Canada24

#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!

#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where wewe stand!
Till wewe know that wewe won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!

#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...

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upinde wa mvua FACTORY SPOOF: Best of evil upinde wa mvua Dash

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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were aliyopewa powerful unicorns to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but wewe can't just harvest...

juu ten characters who USE to be relatable..

posted by Canada24

#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked kwa me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no zaidi than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...

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The unamed RP on fanfiction has BEST OF BRUTALOO:

posted by Canada24

Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are wewe sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. wewe must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are wewe any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....

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My juu 5 favourite internet watu mashuhuri

posted by Canada24

#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...

#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to upendo about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..

#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so maarufu on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..

#2: SMOSH:
I upendo these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid Youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has zaidi than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...

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GTA: The cursed diamonds

posted by Canada24

Everybody who touched au held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from ray Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds kwa hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...

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juu 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked kwa all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most mashabiki label Iron Will as a...

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WHATS YOUR TAKE: Korn vs Metallica

posted by Canada24

It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden au Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I upendo EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe wewe guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..

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juu ten characters who we all love, even though their completely FUCKED UP!!

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE upendo Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant Marafiki with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...

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What's your take: Max Payne/John MacClane

posted by Canada24

First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome kwa the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who Lost his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell wewe to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...

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juu ten people I upendo as a character, but would HATE as a real person.

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. wewe heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.

#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I upendo him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...

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I'm bored so deciding to make a juu ten best Fanfiction villains

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy kusoma sequels of it.

#9: FLIQPY (happy mti friends)
The character may not be shabiki made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people onyesha Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.

#8: DISCORD (Discord's...

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Review, Hellsing part 5

posted by Canada24

Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...