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"Look, I was gonna go easy on wewe not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as wewe say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box! (Slap box).
They alisema I rap like a robot!
so call me rap-bot!

But for me to rap like a computer, must be in my genes!
I got a laptop in my back pocket!
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it!
Got a fat knot from that rap profit!
Made a living and a killing off it!
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office!
With Monica Lewinski feeling on his (nutsack).
I'm an MC still as honest.
But as rude and as indecent as all hell.
Syllables, skill-a-holic! (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity, dippity-hippityhip-hop-hibbdy!
wewe don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappity-rap.
Packing a mack in the back of the Ac.
backpack rap-crap-yap-yap-yackety-yack!
and at the exact same time!
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that!
I’ll-still-be-able-to-break-a-motherfuckin-table-over-the-back-of-a-couple-of-faggots-and-crack-it-in-half!
Only realized it was ironic.
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact.
How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F” bombs!?
Feel my wrath of attack.
Rappers are having a rough time period.
Here's a Maxi-Pad.
It's actually disastrously bad.
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah.

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box! (Slap box).
They alisema I rap like a robot!
so call me rap-bot!

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap Immortality like I have got!
Well, to be truthful the blueprint’s!
Simply rage and youthful exuberance!
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance!
Hit the earth like an asteroid!
and did nothing but shoot for the moon since! (PPEEYOOM)
MC's get taken to school with this music!
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme’.
Now I lead a New School full of students.
Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim.
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren.
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim.
Inspired enough to one siku grow up.
Blow up and being in a position.
To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them.
Into the motherfuckin' Rock n’.
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church.
And burst in a ball of flames.
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame!
On the ukuta of shame!
wewe fags think it's all a game!
'Til I walk a flock of flames!
Off a plank and!
Tell me what in the fuck are wewe thinking?
Little-gay-looking-boy!
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy!
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering!
And take place looking boy!
Oy vey, that boy's gay!
That's all they say looking boy!
wewe get a thumbs up, pat on the back!
And a "way to go" from your label every siku looking boy!
Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy!?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy!
I'mma work for everything I have!
Never asked nobody for shit!
Git out my face looking boy!
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable!
of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, ‘cause!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God)
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod)
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar! (Nascar)
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park!
The White Trash God!
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton!\
No Asgard! (Asgard)

So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin!
wewe rodent, I'm omnipotent!
Let off then I'm reloading!
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin’!
And I should not be woken!
I'm the walking dead!
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating!
But I got your mom deep throating!
I'm out my ramen, mashua Noodle!
We have nothing in common, poodle!
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself!
In the arm and pay homage, pupil!
It's me!
My honesty's brutal!
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize!
What I do though for good!
At least once in a while so I wanna make sure!
Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle!
Enough rhymes to!
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times!
But I gotta keep a few punchlines!
Just in case 'cause even wewe unsigned!
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime!
I know there was a time where once I!
Was king of the underground!
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind!
So I crunch rhymes!
But sometimes when wewe combine!
Appeal with the skin color of mine!
wewe get too big and here they come trying to!
Censor wewe like that one line I said!
On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP!
One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine!
Put 'em all in a line!
Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine!
See if I get away with it now!
That I ain't as big as I was, but I’m!
Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal!
You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though!
And I don't know what the fuck that wewe rhyme for!
You're pointless as Rapunzel!
With fucking cornrows!
wewe write normal.
fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new ray gun, from the future!
Just to come and shoot ya!
Like when Fabulous made ray J mad!
'Cause Fab alisema he looked like a fag!
At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man!
While he play piano!
Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special.
On the cable channel,
So ray J went straight to radio station the very inayofuata day.

"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you”

Lyrics coming at wewe at supersonic speed!

Uh-summa-lumma-dooma-lumma-you-assuming-I’m-a-human-what-I-gotta-do-to-get-it-through-to-you-I’m-superhuman-innovative-and-I’m-made-of rubber-so-that-anything-you-say-is-ricochet-in-off-me-and-it’ll-glue-to-you-and-I’m-devastating-more-than-ever-demonstrating-how-to-give-a-motherfuckin’-audience-a-feeling-like-it’s-levitating-never-fading-and-I-know-that-haters-are-forever-waiting-for-the-day-that-they-can-say-I fell-off-they’ll-be-celebrating-cause-I-know-the-way-to-get-em-motivated-I-make-elevating-music!

wewe make elevator music!

"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do.
When they get jealous, they confuse it.
"It's not hip hop, it's pop."
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it.
With rock, shock rap with Doc.
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it.
I don't know how to make songs like that.
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you.
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if wewe were half as nice,
your songs wewe could sacrifice virgins to
Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
When I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys
"Still chunky, but funky"
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and
Here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if wewe take into consideration the uchungu, chungu hatred I had
Then wewe may be a little patient and zaidi sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it
Life's handing wewe lemons
Make maji ya limau, lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if wewe think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king?
Think not.
Why be a king, when wewe can be a God!
I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his maoni about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes wewe wonder rather au not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my klabu cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what wewe would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was aliyopewa a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best nukuu of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. wewe might the only guy I know, to be half eaten kwa wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid au wewe get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're zaidi ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave wewe all I had....
added by Dreamtime
#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined kwa the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court kwa the Reality Police and put on trial simply because wewe alisema your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog kwa a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget wewe ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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posted by Canada24
1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hujambo cowboy? wewe mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, wewe DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of wewe left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK wewe VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where wewe guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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tatro

Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time zamani in a world ruled kwa ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed zaidi money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make zaidi money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death papa attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a papa attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned kwa the krisimasi singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the papa was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the awali H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" saa

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the siku off. So we got wewe another gppony, pony to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new gppony, pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are wewe the new moto mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another gppony, pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, wewe must be my new moto mare....
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#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.


#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...
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posted by Canada24
Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death papa attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a papa attack.. All while his screams are drowned kwa the krisimasi singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the papa was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take...
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#6: ANDREA:
The orginal tv Carol.. And so far, she isn't as "fucked up" as Carol can get. Espically to Sam.. She actually becomes Rick's sekunde lover. And she.. And don't forget when she got shot in the face at the prison "and still kept fighting"..


#5: GLENN:
Remember when Glenn saved Rick when he hid in the tank?.. Well in the comics Glenn did that alone.. He went to Alanta, a overrun town, ALONE.. And he assumably been doing it for weeks.. All small supplies like soap, chakula cans. And later at Rick's request.. Guns. Though that last one, he had a "little" help from Rick..


#4: DALE:
What the...
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