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"Look, I was gonna go easy on wewe not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as wewe say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box! (Slap box).
They alisema I rap like a robot!
so call me rap-bot!

But for me to rap like a computer, must be in my genes!
I got a laptop in my back pocket!
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it!
Got a fat knot from that rap profit!
Made a living and a killing off it!
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office!
With Monica Lewinski feeling on his (nutsack).
I'm an MC still as honest.
But as rude and as indecent as all hell.
Syllables, skill-a-holic! (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity, dippity-hippityhip-hop-hibbdy!
wewe don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappity-rap.
Packing a mack in the back of the Ac.
backpack rap-crap-yap-yap-yackety-yack!
and at the exact same time!
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that!
I’ll-still-be-able-to-break-a-motherfuckin-table-over-the-back-of-a-couple-of-faggots-and-crack-it-in-half!
Only realized it was ironic.
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact.
How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F” bombs!?
Feel my wrath of attack.
Rappers are having a rough time period.
Here's a Maxi-Pad.
It's actually disastrously bad.
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah.

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box! (Slap box).
They alisema I rap like a robot!
so call me rap-bot!

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap Immortality like I have got!
Well, to be truthful the blueprint’s!
Simply rage and youthful exuberance!
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance!
Hit the earth like an asteroid!
and did nothing but shoot for the moon since! (PPEEYOOM)
MC's get taken to school with this music!
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme’.
Now I lead a New School full of students.
Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim.
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren.
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim.
Inspired enough to one siku grow up.
Blow up and being in a position.
To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them.
Into the motherfuckin' Rock n’.
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church.
And burst in a ball of flames.
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame!
On the ukuta of shame!
wewe fags think it's all a game!
'Til I walk a flock of flames!
Off a plank and!
Tell me what in the fuck are wewe thinking?
Little-gay-looking-boy!
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy!
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering!
And take place looking boy!
Oy vey, that boy's gay!
That's all they say looking boy!
wewe get a thumbs up, pat on the back!
And a "way to go" from your label every siku looking boy!
Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy!?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy!
I'mma work for everything I have!
Never asked nobody for shit!
Git out my face looking boy!
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable!
of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, ‘cause!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God)
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod)
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar! (Nascar)
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park!
The White Trash God!
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton!\
No Asgard! (Asgard)

So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin!
wewe rodent, I'm omnipotent!
Let off then I'm reloading!
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin’!
And I should not be woken!
I'm the walking dead!
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating!
But I got your mom deep throating!
I'm out my ramen, mashua Noodle!
We have nothing in common, poodle!
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself!
In the arm and pay homage, pupil!
It's me!
My honesty's brutal!
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize!
What I do though for good!
At least once in a while so I wanna make sure!
Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle!
Enough rhymes to!
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times!
But I gotta keep a few punchlines!
Just in case 'cause even wewe unsigned!
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime!
I know there was a time where once I!
Was king of the underground!
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind!
So I crunch rhymes!
But sometimes when wewe combine!
Appeal with the skin color of mine!
wewe get too big and here they come trying to!
Censor wewe like that one line I said!
On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP!
One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine!
Put 'em all in a line!
Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine!
See if I get away with it now!
That I ain't as big as I was, but I’m!
Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal!
You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though!
And I don't know what the fuck that wewe rhyme for!
You're pointless as Rapunzel!
With fucking cornrows!
wewe write normal.
fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new ray gun, from the future!
Just to come and shoot ya!
Like when Fabulous made ray J mad!
'Cause Fab alisema he looked like a fag!
At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man!
While he play piano!
Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special.
On the cable channel,
So ray J went straight to radio station the very inayofuata day.

"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you”

Lyrics coming at wewe at supersonic speed!

Uh-summa-lumma-dooma-lumma-you-assuming-I’m-a-human-what-I-gotta-do-to-get-it-through-to-you-I’m-superhuman-innovative-and-I’m-made-of rubber-so-that-anything-you-say-is-ricochet-in-off-me-and-it’ll-glue-to-you-and-I’m-devastating-more-than-ever-demonstrating-how-to-give-a-motherfuckin’-audience-a-feeling-like-it’s-levitating-never-fading-and-I-know-that-haters-are-forever-waiting-for-the-day-that-they-can-say-I fell-off-they’ll-be-celebrating-cause-I-know-the-way-to-get-em-motivated-I-make-elevating-music!

wewe make elevator music!

"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do.
When they get jealous, they confuse it.
"It's not hip hop, it's pop."
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it.
With rock, shock rap with Doc.
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it.
I don't know how to make songs like that.
I don't know what words to use.
Let me know when it occurs to you.
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if wewe were half as nice,
your songs wewe could sacrifice virgins to
Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
When I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys
"Still chunky, but funky"
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and
Here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if wewe take into consideration the uchungu, chungu hatred I had
Then wewe may be a little patient and zaidi sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it
Life's handing wewe lemons
Make maji ya limau, lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if wewe think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king?
Think not.
Why be a king, when wewe can be a God!
posted by Canada24
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror sinema claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR zaidi effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till inayofuata time.. I'll give another makala after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
posted by Canada24
#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did wewe say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see wewe as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing wewe to do something wewe don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I alisema wewe had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are wewe honestly telling...
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#1: JOHN WICK:
It's zaidi than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute puppy gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die inayofuata to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..


#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...
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#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..


#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..


#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..


#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..


#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the uchungu, chungu pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But wewe asked me to upendo wewe and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to upendo wewe and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...
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posted by Canada24
Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving wewe a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

------------------------------------------------------------------

I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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added by Canada24
 Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie
AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely maarufu over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, au insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being zaidi relatable..

And...
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 Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus
#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When wewe think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only onyesha respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair au just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed kwa rocks Aladar's Marafiki caused to fall on it.....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true colors and betrays Niko kwa trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling pango in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, au well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I alisema before, I can't say I was serprised kwa Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental au not instrumental. This song still fits the title of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: kondoo, mwana-kondoo of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as kondoo, mwana-kondoo of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have wewe heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I upendo both versions of the...
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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I onyesha how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare upinde wa mvua Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...
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posted by Canada24
Well I'm finally done this show..

Everybody says this is the greatest onyesha ever made.. I never got that.. All it did was depress me, and make me swali the meaning of life.

But guess that was the point.. This show, despite it's bright, colourful, appearance is fucking deep..

I heard on Youtube it's SUPPOSE too make wewe swali the meaning of life.

Most christians make up the story of Jesus, so we can believe in heaven.. And have someone too pray too.

I may be christian, but I don't FULLY believe in Jesus..

Well.. I believe he died on the cross.. But I don't believe he was the son of God.. I believe...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion au something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the onyesha becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
au even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1:
"I make sinema for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done zaidi girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are wewe chewing gum? wewe can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing wewe can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH ngumi, punch - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online uandishi

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta shabiki fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I upendo Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Marafiki these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko zaidi au less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).