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Season 4
House: I could have wewe fired!
Chase: You've already had me fired.
House: Which proves that I can.
Chase: Were the men wrong?
House: No. That doesn't change the fact...
Chase: Why are wewe yelling at me?
House: Because performing tests for someone who is not a doctor in this hospital...
Chase: You're frustrated. If wewe want help, I'm here. If wewe just need to vent... leave a message.
Cameron: I like him better this way. You?


Season 5
Chase: We could try that new sushi place inayofuata to my house.
Cameron: Why don't we stay at my house tonight?
Chase: We always stay at mine.
Cameron: That's what I mean....

Qoutes

House:Why is the soon to be sekunde prettiest Dr. Chase here?
Cameron:I'll take that as a congratulations.
Wilson:We're discussing a case.
Amber:Why did he close that file?
House:Wedding in two weeks? I'd say wewe were pregnant but I don't think Chase's body is mature enough to produce sperm.
Cameron:It's a small ceremony. Why wait?
Wilson:Nighty night
Amber:Drugs with no lecture? He wants wewe out.
House:Interesting case?
Cameron:Possible prostate cancer came into the ER.
Amber:Pencil cup.
House:Woha! No wonder his prostate is enlarged. It's full of billiards and cigars.
Cameron:Chase's best man...