Phoebe: Neither do you.
Phoebe: "I'm making supu for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making supu for Cole."
Cole: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Cole! What are wewe doing here?
Cole: Well, I got a call from one of the tenants saying that, uh,
Wonder Woman was terrorising the landlord.
Cole: I'm a one woman demon.
Piper:"You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Did you?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Was he?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
(when cole and phoebe are fighting and he lands on juu of her)
Phoebe: If wewe wanted to be on juu wewe could have just asked
Cole: Did wewe get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
Cole to Phoebe: You're sexy when you're mad, wewe know
Phoebe: Something good happened. Can't wewe just accept that?
Cole: It's not in my nature.
Cole: I needed wewe to hear me.
Phoebe: Go to hell.Cole: I was just there. I didn't mean to stay so long, but I needed to gather enough powers to execute ...
Phoebe: Execute who? Huh? Execute who?
Cole: My plan. I'm here to redeme myself.
Phoebe: Are wewe coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister? I think I'll sit this one out.
Cole: Oh, no no no. Last time I touched that book it electrocuted me.
Phoebe: Yeah, will, maybe because your intentions were evil. Maybe it knows now you're trying to be good.
Cole: Better salama than sorry.
Cole: Phoebe, I went from all powerful demon to mereble overnight.
Phoebe: wewe are not mere. Baby, wewe are anything but mere.
Cole: inayofuata to the Charmed Ones I'm a potted plant.
Cole: Phoebe, I upendo wewe and I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would wewe like me to kill someone for you? Or-or your boss, perhaps?
Paige: [Paige comes home- thought it is Phoebe in her body] Oh Cole... wewe scared me.
Cole: Sorry. Didn't mean to; with the rain outside and everyone on Yenlo alert.
Paige: Yeah, Yenlo. That's why I rushed home.
Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on.
[he goes to give her his jacket]
Cole: .
Paige: Oh, wewe keep it.
Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making wewe feel uncomfortable?
Paige: No of course not, I was just wondering what Phoebe would feel about this.
Cole: Phoebe?
Paige: Uh, yeah, your girlfriend, Phoebe, remember?
Cole: Yeah, wewe see the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training. She's not interested in
[pause]
Cole: romance anymore.
Paige: That's not true, uh, I mean, she...
Cole: wewe on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion, desire. I miss that.
Paige: I gotta go.
[she moves to get away. Cole kisses her passionately, and Paige in Phoebe's body comes downstairs]
Phoebe: Hey!
[Paige grabs Cole kwa the hand and flips him onto his back]
Paige: How could wewe do this to me?
Cole: Oh, come one
[laughing, then to Paige]
Cole: I'm just trying to have a little fun Phoebe. Isn't that what wewe were complaining about me not doing?
Paige: Yeah, but I never meant for
[pause]
Paige: did wewe just call me Phoebe?
Cole: Would wewe rather I kissed her?
[looks at Phoebe]
Paige: No.
Phoebe: No? How do wewe know?
Cole: Well, for one thing
[talking to Phoebe]
Cole: wewe suck at levitating and for another wewe set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could.
Paige: wewe did?
Phoebe: Someone had to.
Cole: Okay. I'm gonna go. Let wewe guys work this out. When you're yourself again, Give me a call.
[he grabs Paige's butt]
Cole: We'll have some fun.
Cole Turner: We've been through so much together... haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't think so.
[Vanquishes Cole]
Cole Turner: I don't care! I am not spending another hundred birthdays without her.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: wewe don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: wewe okay?
Cole: Check!
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? wewe have no idea what I've aliyopewa up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've aliyopewa up, Cole? I've aliyopewa up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole Turner: Oh, yeah? From where I'm standing, it looks like wewe have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe Halliwell: Look the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper and wewe know it.
Phoebe: Uh, wewe know what, uh, is there something wrong?
Cole: No.
Phoebe: It's just wewe haven't alisema anything since we left the restaurant.
Cole: A lot on my mind, I guess.
Phoebe: Work?
Cole: Yea, sort of.
[pause]
Cole: I don't know how to say this...
Phoebe: Uh-oh. Don't ever start a sentence like that with a girl...
[pause]
Phoebe: wewe don't want to see me anymore? Right? Never accept a lunch date.
Cole: It's got nothing to do with you. I mean, how I feel about you.
Phoebe: I don't understand.
Cole: It's complicated.
Phoebe: I think that I deserve to know.
Cole: I promise you'll understand soon, maybe zaidi than you'd want to.
Cole: There's no such thing as evil love. It's just gratification. Lust.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as wewe didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't wewe just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as wewe didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't wewe just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole Turner: Speaking of haijajibiwa questions...
Phoebe Halliwell: There is a demon on the loose, Cole, we don't have time for this.
Cole Turner: Shouldn't we make time for it?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, not now, we shouldn't.
Piper Halliwell: What are wewe guys talking about?
Phoebe Halliwell: Nothing.
Cole Turner: Nothing.
Phoebe: I'm so glad wewe made it back before my graduation.
Cole: I wouldn't miss it for the world. au the underworld.
Cole: The rumors are true. I loved a witch, still do actually at least my human half does, but that was a mistake. I realize that now. I'd forgotten who I really was.
Phoebe: Um, about the other night. Are wewe sorry that we uh...
Cole: Not at all. Are you?
Phoebe: Depends on what happens next.
Cole: Too bad wewe can't predict the future.
Phoebe: Who says I can't?
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do wewe think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one au number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, wewe can come in but wewe have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Cole Turner: All wewe have to do to free yourself is admit how wewe truly feel about me... in your heart.
Cole Turner: And perfect
Phoebe Halliwell: For what?
Cole Turner: A wedding.
Piper Halliwell: I couldn't agree more.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Paige Matthews: You've got the rings.
Leo Wyatt: And we're all here.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I do. I mean, I will. Let's go.
Dark Priest: Not two but one, then life be gone. wewe may kiss the bride.
Phoebe Halliwell: We did it.
Cole Turner: Yes, we did.
The Seer: It is done.
Phoebe: So, you're an angel?
Cole: Oh, this? No, not really.
Phoebe: That's okay, neither am I.
Cole: [the Charmed ones are being inspired kwa a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: And wewe may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
Phoebe: And even if wewe think we don't need the protection, just think of Cole, he is a human being with no magical powers living in a house that's constantly under demonic attack.
Cole: Is there something wrong Phoebe? Something you're not telling me.
Phoebe: Don't wewe think wewe have that backwards?
Cole: Meaning?
Phoebe: Well, you're the one with all the secrets, right?
Cole: Am I? wewe sure about that?
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm sure about anymore.
Cole: Yea, I know how wewe feel.
Phoebe: I doubt that.
Cole: I think I know what's going on here Phoebe and I'm sorry its come to this. But I'm not sorry about us. wewe need to know that.
Phoebe: wewe never told me where wewe were from.
Cole: wewe never asked.
Phoebe: I'm asking now.
Cole: Why don't wewe ask me what wewe really want to know Phoebe. I won't lie to you.
Phoebe: Who are you?
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.
Cole Turner: Don't wewe think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe Halliwell: With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never answered your question. Ask me again.
Cole Turner: Will wewe marry me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I will.
[Kiss]
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, wewe heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe Halliwell: Forgive me.
Cole Turner: I'm sorry. It's for the best.
Phoebe Halliwell: I know it is.
[Phoebe kisses him]
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe?
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry too.
[Phoebe traps him]
Cole Turner: Phoebe, no. No!
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, baby, I'm so sorry.
Piper Halliwell: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda...
Phoebe Halliwell: Ashford, Helen, Laura and Grace...
Cole Turner: I will always upendo you.
Paige: Halliwell witches stand strong beside us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Vanquish this evil...
Paige, Phoebe Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: From time and space.
[Cole is vanquished]
Leo: Well, the good news is that wewe won't have to deal with the chanzo anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So.
[Phoebe rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest]
Phoebe: He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.
Cole: [Cole pulls Phoebe up against him] Why Ms. Haliwell, are wewe trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Ewwww...
Phoebe, Cole: [Phoebe and Cole race up the stairs laughing]
Cole: what are wewe doing? wewe are supposed to be uandishi a vanquishing spell!
Phoebe: I got about as far as 'Hey demon' and my mind went blank!
Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin.
Phoebe: If wewe had done what I asked and stayed here, wewe might have been able to help.
Cole: How? The dakika Devlin arrived wewe would have sent me to my room.
Cole: It's just, I need action.
Phoebe: I kinda thought we were doing okay in that department.
Cole: Not that kind of action, Phoebe.
Seer: wewe and Phoebe Halliwell will produce the most powerful child the magical world has ever seen.
Cole: That's my boy.
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do wewe know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I upendo him
Phoebe: Let's see... Leo Lost his powers and then Piper died and it got really dicey when she turned into a ghost but everything worked out.
Cole: Glad it was nothing serious.
Seer: What do wewe mean she wouldn't eat it?
Cole: I mean I thought shoving it down her throat might be a little suspicious.
Cole: (to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill wewe that's why. Smooth.
Phoebe: (about Paige and Shane) All right, any ideas?
Cole: A couple.
Phoebe: I meant about what we do now.
Cole: If I'm dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven au hell had power over me. Please don't cry I was dead before I met you, I was born the siku wewe loved me, and my upendo for wewe willl keep me alive forever.
Cole: I'm so sorry I had to involve your work. I just needed wewe distracted while I ruined Piper's club and put Paige in jail.
Phoebe: Paige is in jail?
Cole: Ladies, my name's Cole Turner. I'm the assistant district attorney assigned to this case. I was wondering if either of wewe saw what happened here?
Phoebe (raising her arm, to answer): I did.
Phoebe: wewe just don't get it Cole, do ya? I thought wewe were dead and I felt nothing. No pain, no love, nothing. I'm free. And when we do vanquish wewe and...we will, I'll never look back.
Piper: (calling) Phoebe, phone. (Phoebe comes and takes the phone.) It's your little lawyer boyfriend.
Phoebe: So there. And he is not my boyfriend.
Piper: Weird.
Phoebe (into the phone): Hello?
Cole: Who's not your boyfriend?
Phoebe: Um... the mailman. Sometimes Piper likes to tease me because I like to get the mail...a lot.
(Phoebe opens Cole's office door angrily)
Phoebe: wewe slimy son of a bitch!
Cole: Phoebe, is that you?
Phoebe: What? Are wewe evil and blind? Yeah, it's me. Look. Why don't wewe admit that you're behind this? Admit it so that I can to use magic to fight you!
Cole: I don't know what you're talking about.
(Phoebe shuts the door and goes closer to Cole's desk)
Phoebe: Look, Cole. My career is the most important thing to me. So is that your plan to take it away from me so that I come running to wewe for comfort?
Cole: Phoebe, I upendo you, and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would wewe like me to kill someone for you. Your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe scoffs, gets very angry, and starts shoving the papers on his dawati all over the place)
Cole: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey!
(Phoebe stops shoving)
Phoebe: I might not be able to use magic, but-
Cole: You're sexy when you're mad, wewe know that? I can't wait until I get to kiss wewe again.
Phoebe: Cole, I will never be with wewe again. I hate you. I hate you. wewe get that?
Cole: Hate is good. It's passionate. Intense. It's...it's...it's a breath away from love!
(Phoebe laughs and Cole smiles back. There is a brief pause, then Phoebe stops laughing and shoves a little zaidi of Cole's papers. She then storms out of Cole's office.)
Cole: Ah. She's great.
(Phoebe slams the door shut)
Cole: wewe need psychological help.
Paige: Okay, that's probably true—especially because I cannot believe what I am about to say—but I think Phoebe's still in upendo with you.
Cole: Oh, yeah. "Phoebe hates wewe so much her body erupted in scales." That's what wewe alisema this morning.
Paige: Okay, maybe an unfortunate choice of words...
Paige: I haven't seen her this happy since Cole died.
Leo: Which time?
Paige: Good point.
Cole (to Prue): wewe watch too many old movies.
Prue: And you'd be confusing me with Phoebe.
Cole: Not a chance.
Darryl: Let's pretend for a sekunde here, just for the sake of argument, that wewe saved my butt because wewe are my friend. So as your hypothetical friend, can I give wewe some advice?
Cole: Yeah.
Darryl: Don't do this to yourself.
Cole: I can't help it.
Darryl: wewe upendo her, I get it. And your love, it's epic. Okay. But look what it's doing to you.
Cole: Paige says she hates me. She says I should leave for good. You've known her for a long time, Darryl, what do wewe think? Should I leave?
Darryl: I know wewe don't want to. But what wewe want really doesn't matter,
right?
Cole: Right.
Darryl: Well, there wewe go.
Phoebe: Go to hell!
Cole: I was just there.
Phoebe (about Cole): This is important, he wants to have the talk. wewe know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we Marafiki that had a one-nighter...?
Phoebe (to Cole): I do upendo you, and I always will. But it doesn't change anything. It doesn't matter. It's over between us.
Phoebe: Nothin' perks up a girl's career like sending her ex-husband straight to hell
Cole denies Piper for saving his beloved Phoebe.
Piper: Not even for somebody wewe love?
Cole: Loved. Past tense
Cole: Damn it Phoebe. I upendo you
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do wewe know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I upendo him
Cole: Morning.
Phoebe: Good morning.
Cole: How wewe feeling about last night?
Phoebe: Um, last night was magical.
(Cole sneaks up behind Phoebe and she almost kicks him)
Phoebe: Cole.
Cole: Hi. How's it going?
Phoebe: Wow, is this embarrassing... I'm...
Cole: It's okay. I'm okay. Nice calf.
Phoebe: Thanks. Can I have it back?
(on the phone)
Cole: Turner.
Phoebe: Hi. Cole. What are wewe doing in the office at 2 in the morning?
Cole: What are wewe doing calling my office at 2 in the morning?
Phoebe: I was just gonna leave wewe a message. Save wewe the trouble of having to talk to me.
Cole: Why would I ever not wanna talk to you?
Phoebe: I... I don't know, wewe know. Just in case wewe thought I was a drunk au a lunatic au a drunk lunatic.
Cole: I think I'm gonna go with "mystery". One I'm looking mbele to figuring out.
Phoebe: Okay. I'm gonna go then and be mysterious.
Cole: I'll call you.
Phoebe: I will answer.
Prue (talking about Cole): See something wewe like, sis?
Phoebe: Maybe, au maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. zaidi years, less hormones.
Prue: Yeah, not a bad butt, either.
Phoebe (to Cole): I do upendo you, and I always will....
