Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a tarehe night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God alisema that wewe were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) wewe must be a fisher of men, 'coz wewe just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) wewe float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

9) wewe are perfect, except with all the sin.

10) I went on a beach, pwani mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough mkate and samaki for 2 people.

12) It's obvious to me that wewe sprouted from the good kinda soil.

13) How many times do I have to walk around wewe to make wewe fall for me?

14) wewe put the “stud” in Bible study.

15) Last night I was kusoma in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.