Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a tarehe night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God alisema that wewe were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) wewe must be a fisher of men, 'coz wewe just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) wewe float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) wewe are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a beach, pwani mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough mkate and samaki for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that wewe sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around wewe to make wewe fall for me?
14) wewe put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was kusoma in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God alisema that wewe were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) wewe must be a fisher of men, 'coz wewe just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) wewe float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) wewe are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a beach, pwani mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough mkate and samaki for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that wewe sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around wewe to make wewe fall for me?
14) wewe put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was kusoma in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
We need to begrateful for everything because everything is a gift from God to us.
Begrateful;
When the alarm clock rings and awake you from your sleep because you know that you're still alive.
When you're always tired after all of your works because wewe know that you can still work hard for a better future.
When you have to do all of the houseworks for your family because wewe know that you are not alone.
When your wife say:"We only gonna have cold pizza for dinner."because wewe know that she's with wewe and not with other people.
When wewe can't fit in your inayopendelewa outfit because it means that you always have enough chakula to eat.
Begrateful for everything because god always know the best for us.
Begrateful;
When the alarm clock rings and awake you from your sleep because you know that you're still alive.
When you're always tired after all of your works because wewe know that you can still work hard for a better future.
When you have to do all of the houseworks for your family because wewe know that you are not alone.
When your wife say:"We only gonna have cold pizza for dinner."because wewe know that she's with wewe and not with other people.
When wewe can't fit in your inayopendelewa outfit because it means that you always have enough chakula to eat.
Begrateful for everything because god always know the best for us.
