I just want to start off kwa saying if wewe want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.
I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a mwaka in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it
Now, since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the SpongeBob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for zaidi upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months.
Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead animators and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, aliyopewa that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work" instead of "Rock-a-bye-Bivalve" when SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card "Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it zaidi than a morbid joke.
One of the interns did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky muziki plays as is normal. The story began with Squidward practicing his clarinet, hitting a few sour, wamekula notes like normal. We hear SpongeBob laughing outside and Squidward stops, yelling at him to keep it down as he has a tamasha that night and needs to practice. SpongeBob says okay and goes to see Sandy with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off.
While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight murmuring in the crowd before they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but wewe could very clearly hear malice in it. Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit zaidi real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers, we didn't swali its appeal to children yet.
The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over his eyes and cried quietly for a full dakika more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.
The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. kwa slow I mean it's only noticeable if wewe look at shots 10 sekunde apart side kwa side. His sobbing gets louder, zaidi full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a mgawanyiko, baidisha sekunde then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and zaidi severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.
Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted zaidi than a sekunde so wewe had a hard time pinning it (we watched this onyesha twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 sekunde of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.
The lead uhuishaji editor paused and rewound frame kwa frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still picha of a dead child. He couldn't have been zaidi than 6. The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his upturned face, popped. He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.
The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags au markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the child's death. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.
The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if wewe touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming zaidi frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.
The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the picha was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child. She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool of blood inayofuata to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on juu of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the mitaani, mtaa and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one intern, the only female in the room, ran out. The onyesha resumed.
About 5 sekunde after this sekunde picha played, Squidward went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this episode. They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams.
Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still picha lasted for a good 5 frames.
The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the picha was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was different. The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound kwa a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickling down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the inayofuata one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I Lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowly lift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink.
The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. Mr. Hillenburg arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the editor just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice alisema "DO IT" and we see in Squidward's hands a shotgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the ukuta behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 sekunde of this episode onyesha his body on the bed, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankly at it. Then the episode ends.
Mr. Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.
The only theory we could think of was the file was edited kwa someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did onyesha it was edited over kwa new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 sekunde before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this siku nobody does.
There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.
I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a mwaka in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it
Now, since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the SpongeBob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for zaidi upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months.
Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead animators and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, aliyopewa that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work" instead of "Rock-a-bye-Bivalve" when SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card "Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it zaidi than a morbid joke.
One of the interns did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky muziki plays as is normal. The story began with Squidward practicing his clarinet, hitting a few sour, wamekula notes like normal. We hear SpongeBob laughing outside and Squidward stops, yelling at him to keep it down as he has a tamasha that night and needs to practice. SpongeBob says okay and goes to see Sandy with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off.
While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight murmuring in the crowd before they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but wewe could very clearly hear malice in it. Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit zaidi real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers, we didn't swali its appeal to children yet.
The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over his eyes and cried quietly for a full dakika more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.
The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. kwa slow I mean it's only noticeable if wewe look at shots 10 sekunde apart side kwa side. His sobbing gets louder, zaidi full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a mgawanyiko, baidisha sekunde then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and zaidi severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.
Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted zaidi than a sekunde so wewe had a hard time pinning it (we watched this onyesha twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 sekunde of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.
The lead uhuishaji editor paused and rewound frame kwa frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still picha of a dead child. He couldn't have been zaidi than 6. The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his upturned face, popped. He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.
The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags au markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the child's death. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.
The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if wewe touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming zaidi frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.
The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the picha was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child. She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool of blood inayofuata to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on juu of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the mitaani, mtaa and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one intern, the only female in the room, ran out. The onyesha resumed.
About 5 sekunde after this sekunde picha played, Squidward went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this episode. They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams.
Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still picha lasted for a good 5 frames.
The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the picha was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was different. The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound kwa a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickling down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the inayofuata one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I Lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowly lift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink.
The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. Mr. Hillenburg arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the editor just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice alisema "DO IT" and we see in Squidward's hands a shotgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the ukuta behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 sekunde of this episode onyesha his body on the bed, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankly at it. Then the episode ends.
Mr. Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.
The only theory we could think of was the file was edited kwa someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did onyesha it was edited over kwa new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 sekunde before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this siku nobody does.
There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.
one siku i was sleeping over at my Marafiki house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if wewe include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he alisema " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello wewe have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need wewe to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: wewe and I both know wewe don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little zaidi specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little zaidi Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello wewe have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need wewe to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: wewe and I both know wewe don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little zaidi specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little zaidi Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We songesha once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get wewe some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get wewe some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because wewe don't trust me doesn't mean wewe have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did wewe learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army au supporters of it
Johhny: and if wewe let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because wewe don't trust me doesn't mean wewe have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did wewe learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army au supporters of it
Johhny: and if wewe let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: wewe are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do wewe feel any guilt?
????: every single siku I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did wewe kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: wewe are crazy!
????: well thank wewe captain obvious!... now if wewe excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait wewe can't, wewe are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: wewe are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: wewe are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do wewe feel any guilt?
????: every single siku I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did wewe kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: wewe are crazy!
????: well thank wewe captain obvious!... now if wewe excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait wewe can't, wewe are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: wewe are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did wewe get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why wewe are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like wewe to rejoin, wewe are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if wewe don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did wewe get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why wewe are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like wewe to rejoin, wewe are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if wewe don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: wewe have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: wewe talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... wewe are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may wewe open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: wewe talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... wewe are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may wewe open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV onyesha swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV onyesha swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, wewe are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for wewe sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: wewe are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for wewe sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: wewe are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took wewe so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY wewe - wait, did wewe say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't wewe have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY wewe - wait, did wewe say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't wewe have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: hujambo guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, hujambo HOW DID wewe NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well wewe were to busy chasing sonic wewe didn't listen to me when I alisema I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: wewe don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell wewe later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, hujambo HOW DID wewe NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well wewe were to busy chasing sonic wewe didn't listen to me when I alisema I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: wewe don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell wewe later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...