I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I publish this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please kubeba with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch wewe if they think wewe know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I publish this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please kubeba with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch wewe if they think wewe know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
Tokyo Japan and behind Mount Fuji yeah I know what you'er thinking what do wewe mine kwa that? will yeah I know I know.....
so back on topic here I was walking around and saw this ukuta "hmmm that's weird I don't recall this being here?" well now why on earth is there a ukuta doing all the way out here? "*sighs* well only one way to find out is to just go in at find out for yourself,here goes nothing!" so now I'm falling down this ukuta yay....Not! inayofuata thing I know I'm somewhere else and I don't have any idea how I ended up here but hujambo what are wewe going to do?........
Lucius: ...
Slender: ...
Lucius: how the hell did wewe talk about hundreds of fellow killers dying without shedding a tear?
Slender: what?
Lucius: wewe know what i'm talking about
Slender: oh that! because its fake
Lucius: say what?
Slender: ShadowLurker was there
Lucius: ok, is there a true story?
Slender: yes, years before even i had proxys me and Zalgo made a alliance... well... zaidi like a fake one. while during the alliance I aliiba info regularly and gave it to cRYPT, which he used to stop his little schemes... until I found out his most evil plan... to kill us all
Lucius: and thats what he is trying to do right now?! so why aren't we going after him right now!?
Slender: wel-
*BOOM*
ToTheArk: with that, Slender and the Proxy is no doubt dead!
SkinTaker: nice job with the mines Boots
Boots: *thumbs up*
Slender: ...
Lucius: how the hell did wewe talk about hundreds of fellow killers dying without shedding a tear?
Slender: what?
Lucius: wewe know what i'm talking about
Slender: oh that! because its fake
Lucius: say what?
Slender: ShadowLurker was there
Lucius: ok, is there a true story?
Slender: yes, years before even i had proxys me and Zalgo made a alliance... well... zaidi like a fake one. while during the alliance I aliiba info regularly and gave it to cRYPT, which he used to stop his little schemes... until I found out his most evil plan... to kill us all
Lucius: and thats what he is trying to do right now?! so why aren't we going after him right now!?
Slender: wel-
*BOOM*
ToTheArk: with that, Slender and the Proxy is no doubt dead!
SkinTaker: nice job with the mines Boots
Boots: *thumbs up*
All (singing): happy birthday to you!
Me: thanks guys! wewe know for killers wewe guys are pretty nice
Jeff: not for long >:D
Me: well guys... I guess I should get to work
All: yep
Me: *sigh*
Notes!
well guys it is my birthday (like wewe care) and I'm here to make some announcements!:
I'm doing a side series called "The Chronicles Of Zalgo" about the events of the villains!
Also I'm doing a series on Windwakerguy's fanpage called "Void"... all I can say its utter chaos...
Finally, also on Windwakerguy's fanpage I'm a character in his series called " Windwakerguy's amazing quest" its is about him trying to get fame!
that is all, chao!
Me: thanks guys! wewe know for killers wewe guys are pretty nice
Jeff: not for long >:D
Me: well guys... I guess I should get to work
All: yep
Me: *sigh*
Notes!
well guys it is my birthday (like wewe care) and I'm here to make some announcements!:
I'm doing a side series called "The Chronicles Of Zalgo" about the events of the villains!
Also I'm doing a series on Windwakerguy's fanpage called "Void"... all I can say its utter chaos...
Finally, also on Windwakerguy's fanpage I'm a character in his series called " Windwakerguy's amazing quest" its is about him trying to get fame!
that is all, chao!
Slender: great wewe made him cry
Observer: the truth hurts
Observer and Slender: *arguing*
Masky: HEY!
Observer and Slender: what?
Masky: do wewe hear that?
*Heavy breathing*
Slender: Shadow Lurker... *pulls out tentacles*
*grabs Shadow Lurker*
Slender: why are wewe here?
SL: Zalgo told me to figure out who is the new proxy!
Observer: Zalgo is at it again...
Lucius: who the hell is Zalgo?
Sonic.exe: *panting*
Slender: I will tell wewe later
SL: please don't hurt me!
Slender: tell Zalgo meet me at the grave yard at 7:30 EXACT!
*throws Shadow Lurker out*
Lucius: now were was I? oh yeah >:D
Sonic.exe: sh**
Observer: the truth hurts
Observer and Slender: *arguing*
Masky: HEY!
Observer and Slender: what?
Masky: do wewe hear that?
*Heavy breathing*
Slender: Shadow Lurker... *pulls out tentacles*
*grabs Shadow Lurker*
Slender: why are wewe here?
SL: Zalgo told me to figure out who is the new proxy!
Observer: Zalgo is at it again...
Lucius: who the hell is Zalgo?
Sonic.exe: *panting*
Slender: I will tell wewe later
SL: please don't hurt me!
Slender: tell Zalgo meet me at the grave yard at 7:30 EXACT!
*throws Shadow Lurker out*
Lucius: now were was I? oh yeah >:D
Sonic.exe: sh**