I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I publish this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please kubeba with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch wewe if they think wewe know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I publish this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please kubeba with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch wewe if they think wewe know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
ZALGOS ARMY MEMBERS:
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and sekunde in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and sekunde in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!