Anti's: What did Twilight do to You?

Look guys, I don't like Twilight, but you're being ridiculous. It never "destroyed" any of you. You're still alive and here, aren't you?

1. Made me a whole bunch of friends. :D
2. Made me get a Buffy-staked-Edward T-shirt.
3. Made me want to go back in time and set moto to Meyer's computer.
4. Made me swali what vitabu were good au bad.
5. Made me gain a few enemies over the internet.

1. Lowered the level of influence that heroines should be credited with. The character of Bella and the point-of-view that the book was written in made it seem like the abuse that Edward was inflicting upon her was because he 'loved' her.
What is this? What sane man watches a woman sleep without her knowledge? And when she found this out, what did she do? She ooed and awwed at how much he loved her.

2. Lowered the English proficiency rate kwa 10%. It's called grammar Meyer, look it the fuck up.

3. Made me upendo Harry Potter even more. I thank wewe for that.

4. Made me upendo being a strong woman who does not need a man just to feel sane. [what a message wewe are giving impressionable young adults, Meyer]

1.The other stereotype that wewe have no taste if wewe dont find Robert au Taylor attractive. Ahh There are billions of famous men.

2. Bella makes us look like Mary Sues who will fall for any guy, and who cant survive without one. Im not a feminist, but come on! Disney Princesses have zaidi attitude than her.

3. I now have to explain that I like traditional vampires. Instead of just saying vampires. Because people think they are sparkly sex symbols-WTF???

4.Yeah..I upendo the name Bella, but if I have a daughter her name will be BELLATRIX now, not just Bella.

5. The stupid media keeps trying to replace a classic like Harry Potter with this garbage

6. It DID take over alot of My local Hot Topic BUT most of the shit went to Clearance nobody bought all that crap.

7. I cant look at Cedric the same way. I now want Voldemort to kill him in Goblet of Fire.

8.They other sad insult to literature that people think Twilight is like Romeo and Juliet-EXCUSE ME? Shakespeare Meyer is NOT. She wouldnt amount to his pinkie finger.

9.The constant overexposure on magazines when I want to read one, au tv interviews. Ick.

10.Made me vow, never to endorse anything Twilight in any way, shape au Form. NO WAY NO HOW.

Okay, so I was in the school foyer, waiting to be let into the maktaba with the rest of my class, when I saw a little Twilight tribute. It had some info on the author, and some stuff about the characters and plotline, dished out with some apples and ribbons.

So, I turned to my friend inayofuata to me, Shanice, and alisema 'Oh god! It's TOO SPARKLY!' and pretended to be 'blinded kwa the light'.

Then I got looked at kwa Twi-hards with mouths agape, before they all started yelling at me and attempting to beat the snot out of me.

It also made me hate my generation... We are known as the Generation who actually LIKES sparkly vampires. If I want something cool, hard as granite, and sparkly, I could just stare at my jikoni bench.

Also... Mary-Sues. I HATE Mary-Sues. And Bella is a Mary-Sue. Hur hur...

I can no longer say the words 'Lunar Eclipse' or, 'At twilight' without being stared at kwa giggling, airhead fangirls.

...ditto...

1. Made me make a lot of friends.
2. Destroyed Hot Topic (except there are still some cool Kingdom Hearts and Invader Zim stuff there)
3. Made me wanna' rip my hair out everytime a Twilight-themed commercial came on.
4. Made my husband want to kill himself to escape the pain of having read the books.
5. Made me upendo Wanyonya damu Suck.
6. Made me upendo Harry Potter even more.
7. Made me want to become an anti-Twilight activist.
8. Decreased my faith in humanity.

1. Made my friend go insane
2. Made me and that same friend have a bunch of arguments
3. Everytime I go to Netflix to get a vampire movie, they recoment Twilight.
4. Made me dislike hot topic.
5. Destroyed femininity.
6. Also destroyed the meaning of a strong relationship to a strong, abusive man and a weak girl who ngets no say.
7. Every time there's a new moon, I can't go without hearing at least 1 fangirl giggle/squeal.

True story: My guy friend likes this girl, and she is a HUGE shabiki of Twilight. Her current boyfriend is abusive, and turned her into a little weakling. She isn't complaining, because apparently, that's what Edward would do. So my friend reported the boyfriend to the school counsler, and we're waiting to see what happens.

All of the above.
Plus ruined my relationship with my sister, who hated Twilight until it was forced upon her kwa my older cousin.

Now we have nothing in common. She turned to a zaidi gothic style, writes dark poetry, and hates anime.

1. Improved my grammar and spelling because I didn't want to be like those deranged fangirls.
2. Made me realize that most people don't have common sense
3. I can never look at the word Twilight the same way.
4. I made me appreciate the comic "Foxtrot" a lot more.
5. Disgusted me for turning Wanyonya damu from frightening, scary, seductive creatures that haunt people into sparkling, vegetarian fruitcakes.
6. Helped me get one of my best friends.

1) Turned most of my old Marafiki insane and braindead and forced me to find a new mduara, duara of friends.
2) Destroyed the local Hot Topic.
3) Caused me to want to be a writer so that Twilight will become old news and nothing compared to my awesomeness.
4) Made me write "I hate Twilight" all over everything I own.
5) Made a few teachers concerned about my sanity when I alisema that I hated Twilight.
6) Caused me to have a 10-minute conversation with my school librarian on how horribly written Twilight is.
And now the positives:
7) Made me realize how much it sucked whem my mom wouldn't let me watch the movie until I finished the book. Both were duds.
8) Made me take up kusoma better books. I stared kusoma The Gallagher Academy series and when I finished that, I started kusoma The Hunger Games. Best choice I've ever made.
9) Caused me to start liking Percy Jackson and the Olympians books. I was aliyopewa The Lightning Theif as a present after I saw the movie. I read it and after I found out it was a series, I read the whole series and am currently kusoma The Lost Hero.
10) And finally, It made me interested in the best thing that could've ever entered my life: Total Drama Island. I started watching it after I saw the suckishness that is Twilight to clear my mind of it. I have officially deemed it a cure for Twi-Hard (as well as Bieber Fever) along with MAD.

1. Made me zaidi of a Feminist.
2. Made the stereotype that all girls upendo Twilight and Edward.
3. 'Isabella' is one of my favourite names, but I can't use it, as I will be associated with Twilight.

There's probably more, but those are three main ones.

1) Made me zaidi careful about uandishi ndoto stories, in fear it will end up sounding like Edward
2) Screwed up my liking of the names Jasper and Alice
3) Screwed up my best friend's book she was writing. It was about something meaningful, two kids who were dealing with their parents' separation...now it's about a girl who comes out as a vampire at her school. kwa the way...she's sparkly >.>
4) Redefined the meaning of "Mary-Sue"
5) Made me seriously dislike using the word "twilight," when it used to be my absolute fav-or-ite word to use T.T
6) Gave my friend depression
7) Made my other friend think she was a vampire for our entire seventh grade year...she tried to kill herself because of it...o.e
8) Made me choose a freakin' team (Tyler's van FTW)
9) Makes me cringe every time I drop an apple
10) Makes me feel like that accursed Mary-Sue every time I trip down the stairs
11) Makes me upendo Cats even more
12) Made me into a Jacob fangirl for a week and made me write a stupidly OOC fanfiction of me and him (bolded because I'm uchungu, chungu about this)
13) Destroyed my mother's taste in vitabu (She literally alisema it was the greatest series she had ever read in the history of literature)
14) Turned my other friend into a Twilight-Hating emo with serious issues against any mention of Wanyonya damu (this is the friend who thought she was a vampire in the seventh grade)
~and, finally...~
15) Made me start listening to Paramore and Muse (one of the few good things that came out of the movie...>.>)

1) ruined my freinds! there all stupid now because of those movies! 2) ruined the world with its globalness... i cant handle any zaidi twilight based barbie dolls! 3) halloween. people dress up as the charectors and look like everyday people! annoying! 4) the bookstore. i see book marks. and a bunch of crap including twilight! 5)pets are being named, with Bella, Edward, Swan, ect. 6)I cant go anywhere with out hearing the word twilight eclipse edward blahblahblah

Well, it made me hate my school, because it is like a shipper altar for twilight, posters, t-shirts EVERYWHERE. And i got a black eye for saying that Buffy is way better than Twilight.

The name Dawn still works for me.. Because of Buffy x)

Made me really angry about how it ruined the vampire stereotype.
Made me appreciate better books, though. I finally read The String of Pearls (the real Sweeney Todd novel) which is adapted from a Victorian penny dreadful. Now I'm imagining Twilight as a penny dreadful, only it would probably be called a Free-Because-Nobody-Would-Pay-For-It Atrocious-and-Disgraceful, if Twilight was in one.
It did make me upendo Harry Potter a lot zaidi though, which I didn't think was possible. And I've decided that if I HAD to narrow it down between Team Edward and Team Jacob, I would be...Team Snape.

It took away hours of my life...

1. It ruined a name I was going to use :( Fantasia Swan, that sounds good, right?
2. I'm a shabiki of mythology, and this... I'm just thankfull they aren't Greek
3. It gave me hope to get published :)
4. It introduced me to the word Mary-Sue
5. I laughed so much with Sparklife blogging Twilight and Alex/Charlie reads Twilight (I should go check that)
6. I joined 2 clubs
7. Instead of betting money I can bet "If it isn't him I'll write 'I upendo Twilight' 7 times on the ukuta no quotation marks"
8. I get to read funny majibu like the one above
9. I got introduced to the girls my age who dont actually think about things they read, au can write hot properly
10. Made me respect my mom even zaidi when I found her sleeping with a copy of Twilight in her hand. She was at page 6.
11. Humiliated the name of girls under the age of 17
12. Made me realise 'chagrin' can be used in not only the French language, but English too.
13. Gave my Marafiki new ways to troture me
14. I saw a lot of funny pictures
15. I face-palmed a lot.

1) Made me hate vampires

2) Turned my Marafiki into morons

3) Prevented me from naming my daughter after Bella (Bellatrix)

4) Made me be disgusted kwa my generation

5) Forced me to defend Harry Potter on numerous occasions

6) Made me swear never to wear body glitter again :'(

Lost me my best friend

1) made me boycott Wanyonya damu to this day
2) made me realize how dumb some girls can be

that's about it

1) All of the above
2) Improved my uandishi skills; Taught me what NOT to do when uandishi a story.
3) Now I don't mind so much the idea that the world will explode in 2012. Because if we do, at least twilight goes with us.
4) Got me stampeded kwa screaming fangirls when someone alisema "Hey look! It's Rob Patterson!". (What has the world come to?!)I'm not joking. It actually did happen. I've got bruises to prove it.
5)Brainwashed me for abut a week.
6) Made me realise what bad taste people can have.
7) Made me a feminist.
8) Killed me. Slowly. Painfully.

1)Made most of my Marafiki into the most annyoing thing in the world.
2)Made me and my mom even closer.
3)Made me have so much fun out in public. All I have to scream is "Look there's Taylor Launtner!!" and I get so much joy out of that watching all of the 40 year-old woman scream there heads off.
4)I am no mad at myself because someone compared my spelling and grammer to Meyer.
5)Made me laugh my head of when I type in "down with....." and the first thing that pops up is "Down with Twighlight"

2 things really.
1) realise how many people eat this up. Most if not all the people I know have either read them au seen the film. So many of them self respecting intelligent adults. Just proves that life doesn't always make sense.
2) can't go anywhere without hearing something about it.

That's bout it really. Oh n sm is annoying, almost as annoying as nigella Lawson.

1. ruined the image of Wanyonya damu forever
2. ruined the name Edward (Edward Elric is one of my inayopendelewa anime chatacters)
3. made me hate fangirls once and for all
4. made me hate forks (now i upendo chopsticks)
5. ruined the image of literature
6. showed me how week and pathetic the human race is (which led me to become a sadist)
7. took the shinigami's apples D:< (death note reference)
8. hate lotions and soaps that make my hands sparkle zaidi than before
9. ruined the image of love

Positive
1. Brought me closer to my upendo of Harry Potter
2. Brought me closer with my boyfriend.
3. Gave me self esteem with my writing, because if that could get published, anything can.
4. Gave me the nickname Hermione, because if they didn't say Twilight was the new Harry Potter, I wouldn't be so obsessed with Harry Potter.

Negative
1. People now think of "sparkling" vampires.
2. Lost me quite a few friends.
3. Made most of the "popular let's dip our faces in orange" girls in my class turn on me.
4. Put stupid posters of guys with their shirts off in shops.
5. Made me realise how air-headed and boy-crazed girls can be to be oblivious of the fact that there's no story besides "the pretty people were happy and the bad people died."

Twlight didn't do anything to anyone, therefore, you're all just upset with the fact that these people: Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Jackson Rathebone, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Keelan Lutz, Peter Facellini, Cam Giginhat (something like that name??) o__o I think wewe people are just judging the book kwa its movie. Did anyone ever READ the actual book? Not descriptions of it, not reviews, but the actusl book. Because, 90% (maybe an over-estimate) of haters au "Anti's" didn't even read the book. wewe can't just say wewe don't like it if wewe haven't read it.

First of all, I did READ Twilight. I read the first novel from the beginning till the very end and found it very badly written. I was like: "How could that get published?!! And what is so special about it that everyone is SO crazy over this book?" I read the rest of the series, though I admit I skipped pages, because kusoma this was very painful, Twilight suffers from the lack of plot, it is annoyingly repetive and dialogs are beyond unrealistic. But that's me and I respect everyone's opinion. All of my Marafiki are Twilight mashabiki and it's not a problem for us.

What Twilight did to me?

Absolutely nothing. I just wasted my time on it, nothing more.