Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by RonGetYourWand
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have aliyopewa an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death au something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact Wanyonya damu are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Mbwa mwitu loups have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait au even a gift from the spirits.
posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....
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Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As wewe have probably guessed, I am uandishi to wewe concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the vitabu as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 au so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then wewe throw in three...
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After kusoma the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" kwa bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella swan a heroine. If wewe do, wewe have got a really great deal of imagination, au a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight mashabiki would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the mwandishi of Twilight au her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this makala is purely academic speculation inspired kwa a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every shabiki knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the shabiki base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...
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Disclaimer: The title of the makala may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my makala that I have ilitumwa on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to orodha my juu 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but zaidi often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Wanyonya damu go to high school?”, au “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, au can be logically theorized. These are usually followed kwa “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, au “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, au my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if wewe don't mind the lulz.
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mtu-bweha have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about au have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable au hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see mashabiki feeling left out, singled out au wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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