1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.
2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended wewe and why wewe find it offensive. If it’s something serious au happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back wewe up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.
3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward au gush about how amazing the Twilight vitabu are. It’s fine if wewe like doing that and we hold nothing against you, but please don’t do it here. Take it to a zaidi appropriate spot and keep it there.
4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater au anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer au her fans, and don’t throw nasty au immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”.
5) Make sure the material wewe submit stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language, scathingly cruel humor au any other offensive content in it (like "sparkly Wanyonya damu are faggots", "Stephenie Meyer is a [bleep]", "Twitards are mindless scum blah blah blah"...etc). When it comes to videos, no book burning au other forms of Twilight carnage. If wewe found a really good/funny video that happens to have something like that in it, don’t post it. Instead, just ask around and PM viungo to the people who want to see it. (If enough people say they want to see it, perhaps we could start a special foramu thread with a warning au something. But for now, let's not go there.)
NEW RULE:
6) If wewe look at the forum, you’ll see there are two rant threads: one for Twilighters and one for anti-Twilighters. If wewe want to vent your rage au feel like you’ll explode if wewe don’t get it out of your system, take it there and keep it there. Please use them wisely, put up a warning for each rant wewe make so people will know what they’re getting into, and don’t ever stoop down to bad language au personal attacks.
NOTE: These are the only two threads for that kind of stuff. Everywhere else is a “safe zone”. If wewe go to either of the rant threads, be prepared. DO NOT venture in if wewe can’t take the heat. The warnings are there for a reason. If the rants make wewe mad, please don’t respond. Either PM the ranter au vent it out in the appropriate thread (and if wewe do the latter, don’t call out names au point fingers at anyone). That way we can keep the carnage to a minimum.
And these are all the ones I can think of at the moment. If any of wewe have any suggestions au ideas on how to improve them, please talk! These rules and guidelines are to ensure that we keep the peace, prevent abuse of the spot and help everyone to enjoy their stay. The last thing we want to do is give fanpop a reason for taking us down.
Thank wewe so much for your cooperation! Have fun and play nice, duckies!
2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended wewe and why wewe find it offensive. If it’s something serious au happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back wewe up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.
3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward au gush about how amazing the Twilight vitabu are. It’s fine if wewe like doing that and we hold nothing against you, but please don’t do it here. Take it to a zaidi appropriate spot and keep it there.
4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater au anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer au her fans, and don’t throw nasty au immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”.
5) Make sure the material wewe submit stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language, scathingly cruel humor au any other offensive content in it (like "sparkly Wanyonya damu are faggots", "Stephenie Meyer is a [bleep]", "Twitards are mindless scum blah blah blah"...etc). When it comes to videos, no book burning au other forms of Twilight carnage. If wewe found a really good/funny video that happens to have something like that in it, don’t post it. Instead, just ask around and PM viungo to the people who want to see it. (If enough people say they want to see it, perhaps we could start a special foramu thread with a warning au something. But for now, let's not go there.)
NEW RULE:
6) If wewe look at the forum, you’ll see there are two rant threads: one for Twilighters and one for anti-Twilighters. If wewe want to vent your rage au feel like you’ll explode if wewe don’t get it out of your system, take it there and keep it there. Please use them wisely, put up a warning for each rant wewe make so people will know what they’re getting into, and don’t ever stoop down to bad language au personal attacks.
NOTE: These are the only two threads for that kind of stuff. Everywhere else is a “safe zone”. If wewe go to either of the rant threads, be prepared. DO NOT venture in if wewe can’t take the heat. The warnings are there for a reason. If the rants make wewe mad, please don’t respond. Either PM the ranter au vent it out in the appropriate thread (and if wewe do the latter, don’t call out names au point fingers at anyone). That way we can keep the carnage to a minimum.
And these are all the ones I can think of at the moment. If any of wewe have any suggestions au ideas on how to improve them, please talk! These rules and guidelines are to ensure that we keep the peace, prevent abuse of the spot and help everyone to enjoy their stay. The last thing we want to do is give fanpop a reason for taking us down.
Thank wewe so much for your cooperation! Have fun and play nice, duckies!
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have aliyopewa an actual explaination for:
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death au something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact Wanyonya damu are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Mbwa mwitu loups have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait au even a gift from the spirits.
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death au something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact Wanyonya damu are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Mbwa mwitu loups have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait au even a gift from the spirits.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The inayofuata day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The siku after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen au my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You aliiba this!'].
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The inayofuata day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The siku after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen au my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You aliiba this!'].
Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!
Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 dakika go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say wewe dont choose love, upendo choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to upendo them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand au get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much zaidi i would like to let out.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 dakika go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say wewe dont choose love, upendo choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to upendo them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand au get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much zaidi i would like to let out.