Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The inayofuata day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The siku after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen au my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You aliiba this!'].
When wewe can live forever, what do wewe live for? If you're Devon, wewe live for stalking the mailroom guy.. I upendo it! :D
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I've seen yet another maoni saying people who thought the Edward/Bella relationship was abusive have either not read the book au have simply 'misunderstood' it, and am completely losing my ability to politely respond when I hear that, so I'm uandishi this so in future I don't even have to respond, I can link to here and avoid the risk of snapping and going on an all nyara rant. I'm pointing out at the start that I'm not accusing all Twilighters of this, there are lots of Twilight mashabiki on the spot who are able to give their opinion in a pleasant, grown up way, and I really appreciate that (virtual...
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Okay most of the Twilight- Haters would say that Edward is too old for Bella and that make him paedophile but I don't think so (not only because I am twilight fan) is because that Edward is literally 17 and he feels and thinks as a 17 mwaka old. I mean take someone wewe know is really smart that doesnt mean they are have lived any longer than wewe have they just learnt zaidi in the years they have lived. I bet wewe they still act their age.
To be quite honest I know a programme that is aired in India as well as here where the Guy is at least 55 years old with 5 kids three of them older than the girl...
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WARNING. Do not watch this if wewe want to sleep peacefully tonight. XP
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Sorry,I didn't know that the link to the video that I gave earlier was removed kwa Youtube. :X I hope this won't get removed again... Anway... "If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar!" :p*gigglesnort*
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